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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

penus de milo posted:

a zombie game without zombies? wow, double-snore. count me out twice. :geno:

day-z already exists anyway

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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
i actually looked at that pathologic ks page, it's basically dead rising with lovely graphics

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
the pathologic kickstarter people are going to be unable to accept the money once russia gets cut off from SWIFT lol

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

the original is incredibly, mind-boggling broken

Proteus4994 posted:

i actually looked at that pathologic ks page, it's basically dead rising with lovely graphics

it is not remotely like dead rising

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Bloody posted:

lol yeah lemme just back a video game

lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

PleasingFungus posted:

the original is incredibly, mind-boggling broken

yeah, and a kickstarter game won't be?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

bobbilljim posted:

yeah, and a kickstarter game won't be?

nah itll just never be released instead

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

i am withholding my comments until I get confirmation she doesn't have MS or isn't mentally retarded or something like that

judge for yourself

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

no it is terrible

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

judge for yourself

welp, let me go get my book of classic burns out

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

penus de milo posted:

a zombie game without zombies? wow, double-snore. count me out twice. :geno:

Bisty Q.
Jul 22, 2008

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

judge for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd38zXdlKFc
:what:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

JawnV6 posted:

that's the free space of kickstarter fantasy bingo

look for ones that have manufacturing kickoff in late january

"entrepreneur" or startup fairs or whatever the gently caress are also good for this

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.


rip second most successful kickstarter ever

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Vicas posted:



rip second most successful kickstarter ever

there's a little open source nerd inside of me that wants to say yeah, i'd rather have the smartwatch that is open and hackable and lets people build whatever new experiences they want with it, instead of just what apple decides to let you make

then there's the bigger part of me that knows anything ~open~ like pebble is also going to be dogshit hardware-wise

and, finally, there's the even stronger voice of reason that says NOBODY NEEDS A THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR UGLY WRISTWATCH THAT TELLS YOU WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MENTIONED ON TWITTER, CHRIST

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
that post was actually gonna be most successful kickstarter ever but it turns out blendercooler, the cooler with a blender, has become the most successful kickstarter ever

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
"most successful kick starter ever" is not the mark of a good, needed or indeed intelligent in any way, product

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Werthog 95 posted:

and, finally, there's the even stronger voice of reason that says NOBODY NEEDS A THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR UGLY WRISTWATCH THAT TELLS YOU WHEN YOU'VE BEEN MENTIONED ON TWITTER, CHRIST

speak for yourself :smuggo:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

FrozenVent posted:

"most successful kick starter ever" is not the mark of a good, needed or indeed intelligent in any way, product

idk the sous vides suit the poo poo outta my needs

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Bloody posted:

idk the sous vides suit the poo poo outta my needs

not the most successful kickstarter ever though



y'all remember the ouya?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

yes, i do recall opening up my rear end

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

FrozenVent posted:

not the most successful kickstarter ever though



y'all remember the ouya?

third most successful ks ever

high profile kickstarters own because they're all amazingly bad

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Vicas posted:

third most successful ks ever

high profile kickstarters own because they're all amazingly bad
the home stuck kick starter was good because the people who paid $10000 to have their characters in the comic saw them killed off in a single page. fuckiung :sbahj:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol

fritz
Jul 26, 2003


fetishes are a hell of a thing

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
and what a steal, at 24.99 real us dollars

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Vicas posted:

and what a steal, at 24.99 real us dollars

at least unlike most kickstarter games they didn't immediately slash the price after release

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
does anyone remember Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender-Bender ?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

one point two million dollars

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ritot-the-first-projection-watch

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




i actually said outloud when i scrolled down and saw what it was "oh my god"

how... how the gently caress is this being made?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

does anyone remember Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender-Bender ?
vaguely familiar but never played it myself

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007



thumbnail is the concept art where they put the watch on the wrong wrist :lol::lol::lol:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

note that they added in all the tech specs weeks after it was posted and also changed the ungoogleable generic name team members to other Slavic guys. they also took down their mailing address, which directed to a shared office in the bay area

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

the tech specs make it even funnier, like the futuristic technology you would need to fit 1500mah into a rubber band

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
*fishmech voice* technically it's closer to 1.3 million

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


anthonypants posted:

*fishmech voice* technically it's closer to 1.29784 million

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

anthonypants posted:

*fishmech voice* technically it's closer to 1.3 million

i hesitate to ask, but what does the fishmech voice sound like?

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Vintersorg posted:

how... how the gently caress is this being made?
they will sacrifice three goats on the black altar and pledge their souls for the technology of the future

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

prefect posted:

i hesitate to ask, but what does the fishmech voice sound like?

remember that annoying kid who had to be right about everything in fourth grade?

if you don't remember wanting to throttle that kid, find a recording of your voice in fourth grade.

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