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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

: looking at a masked man :

Could that be...no...could it be...The 1Nsane 1 Justin McCully?

: realizes that it isn't a masked man but a tarp over a dumpster :

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ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
So what time does Invicta start?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

ChampRamp posted:

So what time does Invicta start?

8pm Eastern according to Fight Pass.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

raingwc posted:

Here's incase someone missed what my main man the barn cat did this weekend. The slow mo at the end of that gif is so fantastic.

http://gfycat.com/DefinitiveFaithfulIrrawaddydolphin

it was insanely cool how every single punch landed perfectly as his body was desperately trying to die

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Food Court Druid posted:

Bellator was so much more respectable when the dog-killer was in charge.

Agreed, he gave JT a shot

Ninja PD posted:

Bellator is my favorite sport.


I'm literally crying.

Same

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Jeff Monson apparently just lost a fight against a 0-0 Russian. I didn't see it but drat

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
More importantly, ex-Oplot announcer Alex Cardo worked the event!

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
re: Invicta - Schiavello is doing pbp, which is pretty interesting for a UFC-sponsored show.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/9/6/6115533/mma-news-stephan-bonnar-tweets-deletes-old-leaked-photo-tito-ortiz-penis

which of you is Dana McMahon lol

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

fatherdog posted:

re: Invicta - Schiavello is doing pbp, which is pretty interesting for a UFC-sponsored show.

Is there anti-schiavello sentiment in the UFC management? I always assumed they were fine with his existence because SOMEONE has to announce x-arm events.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Mavis Beacon Boi posted:

Is there anti-schiavello sentiment in the UFC management? I always assumed they were fine with his existence because SOMEONE has to announce x-arm events.

I don't think anyone in UFC management gives a gently caress about Schiavello one way or the other, it's just interesting because this is the first time he's announced anything Zuffa-related as far as I'm aware.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

fatherdog posted:

I don't think anyone in UFC management gives a gently caress about Schiavello one way or the other, it's just interesting because this is the first time he's announced anything Zuffa-related as far as I'm aware.

I coulda have sworn he did prelims for Zuffa-owned Strikeforce

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

fatherdog posted:

I don't think anyone in UFC management gives a gently caress about Schiavello one way or the other, it's just interesting because this is the first time he's announced anything Zuffa-related as far as I'm aware.

I imagine everyone, including UFC brass, is happy that he's not Mauro.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.vipleague.se/boxing/247681/1/m-1-challenge-50-live-stream-online.html

M1 Challenge is on atm

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

Eduardo Dantas vs Joe Warren headlines Bellator 128 at the Winstar Casino on November 10. Michael Page vs. Nah-Shon Burrell is co-main

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Oplot is back

New location in Moscow, first card on 9/13/14!

(Courtesy of Indy865 @lmntbldustman)

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
wasn't oplot originally ukrainian? dammmnn

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@ZProphet_MMA 1h
Super Fight League Global Expansion! Super Fight League America established with debut event on 10/4 in Tacoma, WA


WA goons, get on this poo poo, you too can

BOOM POW PUNCH KICK WOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8u0QOiRvLA

The promotion that brought you JT vs Bobby Lashley and JT vs Bob Sapp is now in America

I wonder if they're bringing the Mountain Dew Fighter Prep Point or that one Egyptian chick who called a time out in her own fight to vomit

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Please rename this thread to BOOM POW PUNCH KICK WOW :allears:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Oh my god. Finally something can usurp the IFL fight rap.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
So Indy made me call Oplot's information hot line, apparently they will be doing internet streaming but also have "premiere" events which I assume are Fight TV or PPV cards

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Yuriy posted:

So Indy made me call Oplot's information hot line, apparently they will be doing internet streaming but also have "premiere" events which I assume are Fight TV or PPV cards

this is real mma journalism right here

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Nothing listed on Boets Tv's schedule yet, but if they continue that deal, I'll post a link.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Yuriy posted:

Oplot is back

New location in Moscow

Putin got what he wanted, war over.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I really wish there was a wrestler left in Bellator that would smoosh MVP into the mat for 15 minutes

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
That shot of Page is even worse than the Cerrone vs Miller ad for the "MMA Event or Gay Porn DVD Cover" game.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
Is mccully a parillo guy and is that why he always cornered bj? is parillo the connection between ortiz and bj's early success and later sucking absolute dog balls

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

niethan posted:

wasn't oplot originally ukrainian? dammmnn

Oplot ended up turning into a pro-russian militia who did pretty well power grabbing wise

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

david carmichael posted:

Oplot ended up turning into a pro-russian militia who did pretty well power grabbing wise

Finally, MMA becomes mainstream.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

david carmichael posted:

Is mccully a parillo guy and is that why he always cornered bj? is parillo the connection between ortiz and bj's early success and later sucking absolute dog balls

McCully is a Tito guy, and as far as I know Parillo doesn't have any particular love for him, but he is almost definitely the reason McCully had anything to do with BJ.

e: Justin also has a brother, Sean, who was a mediocre kickboxer and will come around the RVCA gym and tell you stories about accidentally jerking off with his girlfriend's self-tanner lotion and then try to give you advice, even if "you" is "BJ Penn" or "Vitor Belfort".

Gregor Samsa fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Sep 8, 2014

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
http://tapnapsnap.com/bellator-president-coker-possibility-fedor-vs-couture-talks-m-1/

Coker what in the gently caress is wrong with you

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Because he was planted there by Dana to ruin Bellator, duh

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
same with the diaz brothers and stockton

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

What's the probability of everyone at Bellator actually being a Dana-plant sent there to ruin Bellator? Sort of a "The Man Who Was Thursday" but with MMA.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

RZApublican posted:

What's the probability of everyone at Bellator actually being a Dana-plant sent there to ruin Bellator? Sort of a "The Man Who Was Thursday" but with MMA.
can ye drink of the diamond cup that I drink of?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I think Coker probably just knows they're always going to be a lovely version of UFC no matter what they do so he might as well just be as wacky as possible and hope people enjoy that somewhat.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


What would be the implications of mixing real bouts and works on a card, if they were upfront about it with the commissions? Certainly, if everything is above board, people like us would have read reports from people who check licensing and so forth to see who was licensed to fight and who wasn't, and to draw conclusions that way, but we're not average viewers...

Considering that TNA is kinda in limbo right now, maybe Coker's business model involves soaking up a bit more of pro wrestling than just its style and promos.

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

CommonShore posted:

What would be the implications of mixing real bouts and works on a card, if they were upfront about it with the commissions? Certainly, if everything is above board, people like us would have read reports from people who check licensing and so forth to see who was licensed to fight and who wasn't, and to draw conclusions that way, but we're not average viewers...

The commission would thank them for their honesty, then not license their event or any future ones and tell every other commission. Well that's what a reputable one would do, maybe he Chinapawa Mountain Gaming and Spoting Bureau handles things different.

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