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drat straight! So I ran a dirtbike into a ditch and flew off it. I'm going to be one sore son of a bitch tomorrow.
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I set my Tinder age setting to 30-50 and my whole life just changed.
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Super Aggro Crag posted:I set my Tinder age setting to 30-50 and my whole life just changed. Cougars? Like the hot kind or the uuuuuuuhhhhhhh cursedshitbox posted:2 year old dickpics. pretty sure I was about 50lb fatter then too. How did we go from talking about the state of the country to dick pics? Oh AI! 
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Sep 7, 2014 04:19
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Made some pulled pork. On a whim I dumped some sprite and a flat half-can of Monster I had in the fridge into the crock pot with the meat. Came out amazing.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:21
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You know what would make this pork better? A shitload of taurine and B12 
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Sep 7, 2014 04:23
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Don't judge me you fucker.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:25
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Fucknag posted:Made some pulled pork. On a whim I dumped some sprite and a flat half-can of Monster I had in the fridge into the crock pot with the meat. Things 20 Year Olds Say
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Sep 7, 2014 04:26
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The diner in my old home town used to make these steak sandwiches that were marinated in mt dew, greek seasoning and something else. It was incredible.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:27
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Mountain Dew is just a lovely orange flavor and sugar, which makes sense. Kind of like Dr Pepper turkey/chicken, as it's a spicy flavor, again with a lot of sugar (two things often used in cooking fowl). Monster should never be used with meat or fowl, instead it is simply foul 
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Sep 7, 2014 04:28
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BrokenKnucklez posted:Cougars? Like the hot kind or the uuuuuuuhhhhhhh Going out soon with a cute 35 yr old nurse.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:32
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35 is not a cougar you gently caress
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Sep 7, 2014 04:36
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PaintVagrant posted:Things 20 Year Olds Say gently caress you dad im 26 ill do what i want
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Sep 7, 2014 04:38
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Went to a BBQ one of my neighbors growing up had tonight... one of the other neighbors desperately wants to set me up with her remaining unmarried daughter and on the way out the door I get cornered by the host's daughter and asked for my number. Neither of them would even give me the time of day 15 years ago. Not that I cared at the time, I didn't give a rats rear end about girls until early college anyways, but it's kinda funny how things work out like this. I am entirely unused to this happening.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:40
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Yeah I know but that's still a decade older than me and a good place to start. 
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Sep 7, 2014 04:41
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kastein posted:I am entirely unused to this happening. When it rains it pours so take advantage, never know when you're gonna have another dry spell 
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Sep 7, 2014 04:52
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Real talk. http://youtu.be/K5lgwopmKMw CSB edition: http://youtu.be/8wpYvvgkLuk
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kastein posted:Went to a BBQ one of my neighbors growing up had tonight... one of the other neighbors desperately wants to set me up with her remaining unmarried daughter and on the way out the door I get cornered by the host's daughter and asked for my number. So in the kastein dating world is "meeting the jeeps" equivalent to "meeting the parents" in terms of relationship deal breaking potential?
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Sep 7, 2014 05:33
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Lol at energy pork, that's all. Please post that in GWS.
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Sep 7, 2014 05:51
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Listen it's sugar citric acid and (probably) sodium. every "normal" recipe is just salt sugar and vinegar. TELL ME HOW THIS IS ANY DIFFERENT In all honesty, it's just something dumb I did with poo poo in my fridge. Not everything has to be a federal loving issue.
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Sep 7, 2014 06:08
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Fucknag posted:Not everything has to be a federal loving issue. You must be new here on the Something Awful Dot Com forums.
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Sep 7, 2014 06:16
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I can't fall asleep! I want to leave for Florida in like 4 hours! I'm seriously debating just hopping in the car right now. :/
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Pham Nuwen posted:You must be new here on the Something Awful Dot Com forums. Says the noob with a 2010 regdate.  okay i'm done nowPhone posted:I can't fall asleep! I want to leave for Florida in like 4 hours! Why the gently caress would you leave anywhere else for Florida?
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Fucknag posted:Says the noob with a 2010 regdate. http://goo.gl/3Isz4v They're not exactly my type, but I find excuses to drive through campus with the top down every now and again. Speed limit 20mph, lotsa stopsigns, lotsa crosswalks 
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Sep 7, 2014 06:45
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I'm not hating at all, it sound like something I would do and is awesome. But it would probably go over like a de-clawing post in PI over in GWS. An the would produce comedy gold. Everybody loves a bit of butthurt and trolling.
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Geirskogul posted:Mountain Dew is just a lovely orange flavor and sugar, which makes sense. Kind of like Dr Pepper turkey/chicken, as it's a spicy flavor, again with a lot of sugar (two things often used in cooking fowl). Monster should never be used with meat or fowl, instead it is simply foul FWIW, Mountain Dew was originally designed to be a mixer for booze, not a stand alone soft drink.
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Sep 7, 2014 06:52
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I still maintain that bacon pizza with Velveeta shells and cheese on top is the Gooniest and best dish. It's also incredibly delicious
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Sep 7, 2014 06:53
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Fucknag posted:Why the gently caress would you leave anywhere else for Florida? Funeral.
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Sep 7, 2014 06:54
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My friend's made some grilled-cheese cheeseburgers a couple months ago. Basically a normal homemade cheeseburger with all the fixins but with two grilled-cheese sandwiches for the "bun". loving amazing but I'm pretty sure it took a few years off my life. edit: friend just reminded me that the grilled-cheese also had a few strips of bacon in them as well. I'm sorry, arteries. Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Sep 7, 2014 |
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T1g4h posted:I still maintain that bacon pizza with Velveeta shells and cheese on top is the Gooniest and best dish. Hahaha YES! That is good and the xbox controller makes even goonier.
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Sep 7, 2014 07:17
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Phone posted:Funeral. I suppose a lot of people go to florida for that reason.
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Godfuckingdamn, I've had a migraine for 2 days that nothing I can get my hands on* can touch. It hurts from my eyes to my neck. Thank gently caress I have the next couple of days off. Driving home was downright painful. *Most powerful I can get my hands on at the moment is 50mg Tramadol. Wishing I'd held on to the Oxycodone I was given a few months back, that might have taken the edge off of it... slightly. I went years without migraines after having them through most of my teens and early 20s, they've returned with a vengeance this year though.  My left arm is numb and tingling just from seeing that picture. 
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some texas redneck posted:Godfuckingdamn, I've had a migraine for 2 days that nothing I can get my hands on* can touch. It hurts from my eyes to my neck. Thank gently caress I have the next couple of days off. Driving home was downright painful. It's probably different for everyone but my coworker who gets really bad headaches (like, has to lie down in a dark room for a few hours) has found that if he does a bunch of pushups or lifts as soon as he starts feeling it, it never really sets in.
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Fucknag posted:Why the gently caress would you leave anywhere else for Florida?
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Terrible Robot posted:My friend's made some grilled-cheese cheeseburgers a couple months ago. Basically a normal homemade cheeseburger with all the fixins but with two grilled-cheese sandwiches for the "bun". loving amazing but I'm pretty sure it took a few years off my life. A local restaurant sells this. I had it once. It was okay. I didn't like how there was nothing holding the meat to the cheese and thought "maybe this needs more cheese." My arteries probably hate me.
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Fucknag posted:Not everything has to be a federal loving issue. I leave for a few hours and you guys turn into loving animals. Energy drinks on meat, Velveeta shells on pizza, THEN Velveeta shell pizza ON some wicker box/table in a living area. EAT REAL FOOD AND DO IT AT A TABLE YOU ANIMALS. Ok, I'm better now.
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Mixing half a bottle of sam adams oktoberfest into a few pounds of hamburger meat makes for some bomb rear end burgers, speaking of which. Substitute your favorite appropriate beer to taste. I need to try using brooklyn brewery russian imperial stout next.
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you start talking about marxism and everyone thinks its college again, jeez
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rscott posted:you start talking about marxism and everyone thinks its college again, jeez vittles of the proletariat
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