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Voltin Bolt
Oct 17, 2004

IT DOES NOT FIX
Here's a "baby raven" tattoo:


Apparently based on a painting, which in turn was based on this photo:


Except, a raven chick looks like this:


And the baby bird in the original photo is actually a buff-banded rail, which grows up to look like this:


Which is a cool-looking bird but jfc if you're going to get a tattoo of an animal at least google what it looks like?? Anyway all of this is completely besides the point which is look at the feet on that tattoo holy poo poo

also if they get it lasered off is it a derailment?

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Voltin Bolt posted:

Here's a "baby raven" tattoo:


Apparently based on a painting, which in turn was based on this photo:


Except, a raven chick looks like this:


And the baby bird in the original photo is actually a buff-banded rail, which grows up to look like this:


Which is a cool-looking bird but jfc if you're going to get a tattoo of an animal at least google what it looks like?? Anyway all of this is completely besides the point which is look at the feet on that tattoo holy poo poo

also if they get it lasered off is it a derailment?

A young raven chick will be black and poofy like that. Your raven photo is of a significantly older fledgling. But the tattoo is still poo poo, yeah.

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

Voltin Bolt posted:

Here's a "baby raven" tattoo:


Is the wing coming out of the side of the birds head? Also, drat those "feet"

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Dienes posted:

A young raven chick will be black and poofy like that. Your raven photo is of a significantly older fledgling. But the tattoo is still poo poo, yeah.

Not necessarily, some birds lust have ugly babies.



Vulture babies, on the other hand, are pretty adorable.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Other than insects, I find pretty much every baby animal cuter than a baby human. The gently caress, evolution?



Anyway, chickens are cool animals with a cool history. Let's examine some chicken tats:

I'm, uh, sure this one has a story



This one simply pains me:



This one may actually be on a dead chicken (or done with pen, I'm not CSI):


I can't decide if I love this one or not:

yeah, I do


Maybe tasteless, but this one rocks my socks:


Finally, I'm like 90% sure this is just pen, and either way it wouldn't last long, but gently caress this idiot:

Voltin Bolt
Oct 17, 2004

IT DOES NOT FIX

Dienes posted:

A young raven chick will be black and poofy like that. Your raven photo is of a significantly older fledgling. But the tattoo is still poo poo, yeah.
Sorry, ravens are definitely not one of the birdlings that has a poofy stage. The younger ones look like this:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

JoelJoel posted:

Other than insects, I find pretty much every baby animal cuter than a baby human. The gently caress, evolution?




Why, that's just nature's way of saying "You're a dead end!"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

JoelJoel posted:

Other than insects, I find pretty much every baby animal cuter than a baby human. The gently caress, evolution?



Anyway, chickens are cool animals with a cool history. Let's examine some chicken tats:

I'm, uh, sure this one has a story




That's a pretty accurate representation of the "rubber chicken" sold in joke shops.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

JoelJoel posted:

Finally, I'm like 90% sure this is just pen, and either way it wouldn't last long, but gently caress this idiot:


Wouldn't getting a tattoo on the soles of your feet be incredibly painful?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Is this like....a skin tag that someone pierced and then tattooed around?? Like at first my brain says "oh ok it's a nipple" but then wait it isn't at all and appears to be on a butt cheek. Because wow :barf:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
No, it's a nipple. Photo is from the left side with the arm out of frame.

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Is this like....a skin tag that someone pierced and then tattooed around?? Like at first my brain says "oh ok it's a nipple" but then wait it isn't at all and appears to be on a butt cheek. Because wow :barf:

We can make an educated guess about the status of that nipple from the subject matter of the tattoo.

Nipple pumping is one of the more, uh, unique interests in the leather community.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ExtrudeAlongCurve
Oct 21, 2010

Lambert is my Homeboy

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Read the last line.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





This guy looks like he's about to get turned into the lust penis.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

I'm pretty sure any conversation with this person would be insufferable.

:10bux: says one of those is their fursona.

ExtrudeAlongCurve
Oct 21, 2010

Lambert is my Homeboy

Trilineatus posted:

I'm pretty sure any conversation with this person would be insufferable.

:10bux: says one of those is their fursona.

I wanted to let it speak for itself, but yeah the second from left is "Original Character, Don't Steal."

I didn't realize my FB could have such thread material until today.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless



What's a contraction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

I love that she misuses it again in the facebook post

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Autechresaint posted:

I love that she misuses it again in the facebook post

At leas she's aware that there are two forms ?

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
I think Dan is a man's name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Dr. Stab posted:

I think Dan is a man's name.

Not necessarily. That said, I too was thinking it was a man, but it seems like a sort of girly tattoo.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
She just picked up those wings so she could perfect her Harpy costume.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



Fun fact: Blink-182 lyrics.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
The feathers look like they're made of pre cooked bacon strips

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

CeramicPig posted:

The feathers look like they're made of pre cooked bacon strips

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
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2
3:nws: for a dickhttp://imgur.com/T2cEDpx
4:nws: for a lil' angel http://imgur.com/GpKiLuK
5:nws:for a bunch of dickshttp://imgur.com/1Qxty4r
6:nws: for a bunch of lovely dickshttp://imgur.com/eal4VH7
7
8

A'yup.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

CzarChasm posted:

Wouldn't getting a tattoo on the soles of your feet be incredibly painful?

As someone who has the tops of both of their feet tattooed, most likely yes. It will also wear off incredibly fast.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
At that point, you'd be better off just using sharpie.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Well the dick tats certainly put another layer on the word Tasteless.

Except the Nun dick. Done well, terrible choice for a tat.
I'd like it as graffiti.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Owns.


Owns.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

That Rock of Ages adaptation is awesome. Tasteless, but awesome.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well, at least it's correct.

Say Nothing has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Sep 9, 2014

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks for inlining that, jeezus

Ambystoma
Oct 22, 2008

At least I looked like a popular idiot.
I love how the hospital room appears to be filled with chubby rubberneckers :911:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ambystoma posted:

I love how the hospital room appears to be filled with chubby rubberneckers :911:

Never heard that term for a cop before.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Ambystoma posted:

I love how the hospital room appears to be filled with chubby rubberneckers :911:

Hospital work is actually pretty boring and routine, you get your yuks where you can.

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Ambystoma
Oct 22, 2008

At least I looked like a popular idiot.
Oh yeah, I'm not blaming anyone for wanting to take pictures and/or laugh since it's a pretty silly situation, it just struck me as funny that there were at least 3 people in there doing it simultaneously.

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