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SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!!!
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Josh looking directly into the camera is really disquieting
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SHUPS 4 DETH posted:this is easily one of the worst things i've ever watched, and i watch lots of reality singing competitions and lifetime movies Are you my dad? Because that's all he watches. and Ellen.
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I think this might be the first reality tv show with an on air murder. There are some really angry idiots on this show.
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Chicken tractor. CHICKEN TRACTOR.
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njbeachbum posted:I think this might be the first reality tv show with an on air murder. There are some really angry idiots on this show. Aphrodite posted:They took Big Brother to its logical point and just cast 15 assholes. I think the lack of nice/normal characters is really an issue. Everyone seems like a heel like you're predisposed to already hating them for the first time they say something. The problem is, that doesn't make for exciting good TV and the producers know that... ![]()
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Chicken tractor. CHICKEN TRACTOR. As high a priority as food.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Chicken tractor. CHICKEN TRACTOR. It sounds kind of crazy but the CSA I used to belong to did this. They had a moveable coop that they would put over areas to be tilled and fertilized. It worked fairly well.
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Meg From Family Guy posted:Joseph fu*bleep for 10 seconds*ed Mary This should be the thread title. Also, Hex for Utopia Dictator.
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njbeachbum posted:It sounds kind of crazy but the CSA I used to belong to did this. They had a moveable coop that they would put over areas to be tilled and fertilized. It worked fairly well. Yeah after hearing the explanation it seems kind of reasonable. But the name evokes an image of chickens pulling a plow.
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Glad Aaron made the point that they don't know what killed it (Bella) so they shouldn't eat it.
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Yes lets complain to the black people about being treated like a slave E:Someone go turn it off
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Are they giving these people meth or something? They seem to be always 1 second away from being completely pissed off at nothing.
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I'm trying to figure out if any of these people don't suck. So far I've got Aaron, Hex, and lawyer guy but I'm sure they'll end up sucking too.
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Bella is the root cause for every bit of drama that has happened so far. They just aren't showing it. Bella killed the loving chicken feeding them citrus and pomegranate.
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njbeachbum posted:Are they giving these people meth or something? They seem to be always 1 second away from being completely pissed off at nothing. Spoiler: the ground water is tainted by a tomacco crop Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm trying to figure out if any of these people don't suck. So far I've got Aaron, Hex, and lawyer guy but I'm sure they'll end up sucking too. I've got Aaron and Hex ahead by a country mile. Lawyer guy is a lawyer so it's inevitable.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm trying to figure out if any of these people don't suck. So far I've got Aaron, Hex, and lawyer guy but I'm sure they'll end up sucking too. So is Rob but not just yet.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm trying to figure out if any of these people don't suck. So far I've got Aaron, Hex, and lawyer guy but I'm sure they'll end up sucking too. I dunno about lawyer guy, I haven't seen him do anything but run the "trial" and even that was pretty poorly done.
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DakkaUT posted:I dunno about lawyer guy, I haven't seen him do anything but run the "trial" and even that was pretty poorly done. Yeah I'm just saying he seems fair and hasn't outright pissed me off yet.
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DakkaUT posted:I dunno about lawyer guy, I haven't seen him do anything but run the "trial" and even that was pretty poorly done. That's what I thought too. Maybe he isn't a litigator. It is almost like they picked people who had no crisis management skills.
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So far Hex and Not-Drunk-Not-Giving-A-gently caress Josh are the best people here. The ex-con is cool too. Garbo fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Sep 8, 2014 |
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I really like this show, but I could do without the weird hipster guy just randomly popping in and sounding condescending.
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Who will have utopia's first wet dream?
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Gaunab posted:Who will have utopia's first wet dream? The pastor, easily.
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This is the most contrived, fake pieces of poo poo I've ever seen, and I'm loving every minute of it. What is the orange liquid they're all constantly drinking out of mason jars?
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Brocktoon posted:This is the most contrived, fake pieces of poo poo I've ever seen, and I'm loving every minute of it. Probably powdered drink mix, only having water (and booze) gets boring after a while. And yeah, this is a trainwreck, but that won't stop me from watching it.
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DakkaUT posted:Probably powdered drink mix, only having water (and booze) gets boring after a while. When Red was yelling about the water, he said something like "you all are drinking my Tang all day!" so I guess he brought some with him?
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Brocktoon posted:This is the most contrived, fake pieces of poo poo I've ever seen, and I'm loving every minute of it. Weird thing is it isn't fake. You can watch the live streams. They just fight with each other so much that that's what makes the tv edit. And the orange stuff was Tang.
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DakkaUT posted:I dunno about lawyer guy, I haven't seen him do anything but run the "trial" and even that was pretty poorly done. The amount of times he said "like" and "uhm" during that should've been punishable.
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Lampsacus posted:Yeah this video linked earlier is amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBvDZIV9xIg
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I'm watching this but 30 minutes behind because DVR what am I in for?
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lmao at this show
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Turtlicious posted:I'm watching this but 30 minutes behind because DVR what am I in for? Yelling and swearing and anger.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Yelling and swearing and anger. 12 minutes in, Red Hat is throwing a tantrum this show is funny as hell. The dude had like half a box of clothes and straight up made an rear end of himself. I didn't think he could say the N* word on tv. Turtlicious fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Sep 8, 2014 |
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He said "nigga" which is appropriate for television and top 40 music.
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Maybe it's just me coming off a particularly sluggish season of Big Brother... but after watching the premiere for this? Holy gently caress am I so in. It's an unmitigated trainwreck of colossal proportions, but I'm am strangely enthralled by the concept. The people are absolutely insane to various degrees, throwing hypocritical hissyfits at the drop of a hat whenever they aren't the prevailing voice, and that makes for some drat entertaining television to me. Hex/Aaron 2014 for President of Utopia. ![]()
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Someone watching the live stream posted earlier that the vegan survivalist accidentally killed a chicken, trying to feed it citrus. Was this the dead chicken Red through tantrum about? I'm a vegetarian, and it's too funny to me that a vegan would accidentally kill an animal. Her going on the rant about killing bugs was awesome. Are there any decent people on this show? So far, I don't think so. If they can keep up the chaos for a year, I may actually keep watching.
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sleepingbuddha posted:I'm a vegetarian lmao
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:31 |
that girl in the pink shirt is a psycho
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