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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Johanns Molemann posted:

eventually this guy is getting a kaientai gimmick, you all know it

Whose pee pee would he choppy choppy? Fandango?

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

Whose pee pee would he choppy choppy? Fandango?

Please, we have to find someone of the appropriate level.

It'll be Adam Rose.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Shima Honnou posted:

Please, we have to find someone of the appropriate level.

It'll be Adam Rose.

Val Venis was 100 times the wrestler that Adam Rose is.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Johanns Molemann posted:

eventually this guy is getting a kaientai gimmick, you all know it

He looks directly at the camera and with a straight face says "my style is kick." How could you expect them to turn that into a comedy gimmick?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

coconono posted:

He looks directly at the camera and with a straight face says "my style is kick." How could you expect them to turn that into a comedy gimmick?

I kick your pee-pee!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Shima Honnou posted:

I kick your pee-pee!

you can't deny that Kenta(that's loving weird to type) dick kicking his way into America's hearts would be the greatest story ever told in the ring.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


coconono posted:

He looks directly at the camera and with a straight face says "my style is kick." How could you expect them to turn that into a comedy gimmick?

Or how could you expect Kenta not to kick their ribs in when someone brings that up to him?

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
Slater Gator has a wonderful house show setup and a remix theme:

http://vine.co/v/OuVMUqzd1Ee

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

coconono posted:

you can't deny that Kenta(that's loving weird to type) dick kicking his way into America's hearts would be the greatest story ever told in the ring.
What if he threw a football into his opponent's dick?

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008

coconono posted:

you can't deny that Kenta(that's loving weird to type) dick kicking his way into America's hearts would be the greatest story ever told in the ring.

achillesforever6 posted:

What if he threw a football into his opponent's dick?
If he can't do the go 2 sleep (the original name for the GTS) then I demand that Kenta's new finisher be a running dick kick to a seated opponent.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Chortles posted:

If he can't do the go 2 sleep (the original name for the GTS) then I demand that Kenta's new finisher be a running dick kick to a seated opponent.

Paige's mom would be pissed at him for stealing her poo poo if he did this.

BigT
Oct 22, 2004

Chortles posted:

If he can't do the go 2 sleep (the original name for the GTS) then I demand that Kenta's new finisher be a running dick kick to a seated opponent.


Not going to lie. I use to laugh my rear end off when Golddust did the shattered dreams to his opponents and would come up with increasingly more over the top ways to distract the ref or if he couldn't he'd just give up and you could his body language turn into a "gently caress it" and just kick the opponent and take the DQ.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Sigma posted:

Slater Gator has a wonderful house show setup and a remix theme:

http://vine.co/v/OuVMUqzd1Ee

That titantron is a thing of beauty.

TheWorstAmy
Nov 27, 2009

I'm a stupid Twitch streamer
https://twitter.com/TheMarkHenry/status/509014494463664128

Ray Rice gonna get his wig split.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012



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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

But it's super okay for a face in 2014 WWE to tell a woman heel she looks like an escort.


\/\/\/I... didn't say that at all? :confused: But immediately after his character calls someone a whore for probably the first time since PG started, he's not exactly in the best position to be speaking out against misogyny. Judging by his delivery on Smackdown I'm not even sure he was scripted to say that, since JBL had to scramble to say "More like a Russian mail order bride am I right guys?"

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Sep 8, 2014

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

sticklefifer posted:

But it's super okay for a face in 2014 WWE to tell a woman heel she looks like an escort.

If you can't tell the difference between acting and domestic violence then I don't know what to tell you.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Mark Henry should throw heavy things at Ray Rice until justice happens.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Don't argue with the man who can break a steel padlock with his bare hands.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Bigass Moth posted:

If you can't tell the difference between acting and domestic violence then I don't know what to tell you.
If you don't know how slut shaming leads to a culture that enables domestic violence, I don't know what to tell you.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Isn't Raw in Baltimore tonight? :getin:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Michael Sam would never beat his wife.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

achillesforever6 posted:

Isn't Raw in Baltimore tonight? :getin:

Oh gently caress is it?

You guys chanted Husky Harris at Wyatt's debut and where silent for Jake Robert's return.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i too think that the thread about wrasslers posting funny pics and < 140 character messages is the place to discuss "slut shaming" and domestic abuse

the gently caress is wrong with you people

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

DeathChicken posted:

Don't argue with the man who can break a steel padlock with his bare hands.

What was the deal with that?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Luigi Thirty posted:

What was the deal with that?

they forgot to gimmick a padlock in a cage match so he just dismantled it with his hands

here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0bAWU4gKk

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

What was the deal with that?

Padlock for steel cage door was supposed to be gimmicked. It was not.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Mark Henry is the greatest living American.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

projecthalaxy posted:

Mark Henry is the greatest living American.

Mark Henry is strong as loving balls.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Yuriy posted:

i too think that the thread about wrasslers posting funny pics and < 140 character messages is the place to discuss "slut shaming" and domestic abuse

the gently caress is wrong with you people
So all discussions about systemic inequality and violence against women should be sequestered from the places where they're relevant, and exist in a vacuum where they can do nobody any good?

The gently caress is wrong with you?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



You could link to any of like a dozen Mark Henry lifts, each of which is so absurd it makes your everything hurt, and one could argue "Well, it's not his most impressive lift..."

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

LividLiquid posted:

So all discussions about systemic inequality and violence against women should be sequestered from the places where they're relevant, and exist in a vacuum where they can do nobody any good?

The gently caress is wrong with you?

you should probably stop freaking out and projecting before you eat another probation for this, brah

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


LividLiquid posted:

So all discussions about systemic inequality and violence against women should be sequestered from the places where they're relevant, and exist in a vacuum where they can do nobody any good?

The gently caress is wrong with you?

You win. You're the best. You're a guiltless bloody saint. Congratulation!

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i know when i click on the wrasslin' twitter thread its not to see kevin steen at the zoo, dolph putting himself in the dawghouse or the rock eating lots of pancakes

its to read about

quote:

systemic inequality and violence against women

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen


Mark Henry lifting vids are my go to "stop being a pussy" workout motivation vids.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Wrestling is fun



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https://twitter.com/FutureLegendCF/status/508827088242343936

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Yuriy posted:

i know when i click on the wrasslin' twitter thread its not to see kevin steen at the zoo, dolph putting himself in the dawghouse or the rock eating lots of pancakes

its to read about systemic inequality and violence against women.
The subject comes up when you're talking about an industry so full of it, and people tweet terrible stuff. Stop making it off limits, and just come up with another thing to talk about that's more interesting instead of arguing with people about it.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Start a loving thread, so I don't have to read it.

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Die Laughing posted:

Start a loving thread, so I don't have to read it.

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