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sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll
As bad as this show is, I still think this season is going to be better than the final seasons of Dexter and True Blood.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

sleepingbuddha posted:

As bad as this show is, I still think this season is going to be better than the final seasons of Dexter and True Blood.

Everyone but Unser dies. He moves to Canada and becomes a lumberjack.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Unser gonna get himself wacked.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Uhoh maybe bye Unser

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

JohnSherman posted:

Everyone but Unser dies. He moves to Canada and becomes a lumberjack.

I'm okay with this.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Not racist at all

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013
Of course some random redshirt is framed for this. Of course.

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

sleepingbuddha posted:

As bad as this show is, I still think this season is going to be better than the final seasons of Dexter and True Blood.

If Gemma survives this season, I'll be wrong.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Is Clay a bad dude? It looks like he's a bad dude, but we need to get to the bottom of this so I can take it to the table, bro.

My mom, who HATED Tara, said that guy killed her, so I'm gonna say yeah, he killed her. LET'S GO MURDER HIM RIGHT NOW!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
One of the grim reapers is Theo Huxtable from The Cosby Show, one of the Mayans is Joe Masseria from Boardwalk Empire

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Oh great, Bohemian Rhapsody is being ruined. :qq:

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Monologue!

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Nero is going to get on Wendy

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



This is such a Kurt Sutter scapegoat. God dammit.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Nope, let's not ask the guy any questions or anything.

SmellsLikeToast
Dec 30, 2005

A GREATER MAN THAN I DESERVE
Don't think I can deal with a whole season of Gemma's bullshit only to be force-fed a wholly disappointing resolution.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The last 30 minutes is going to be Jax taking off his clothes.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Whoever did this cover needs to get Otto raped

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahahahahahaha this cover my god

SneakySneaks
Feb 11, 2006
You know I'm really glad I didn't watch when this plot device when it happened on The Shield. Or the second loving season of this show.

SmellsLikeToast
Dec 30, 2005

A GREATER MAN THAN I DESERVE
I'd rather hear Justin Timberlake cover Zeppelin. This is monumentally bad.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Sons Of Anarchy: 50 Shades of Clay

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013
Pretty sure Tara didn't feel salt rubbed into her tit, Jax.

Why didn't they bother asking the guy, you know, WHY the order was given? This episode was pretty good til this point. Looks like we're in for another season of the same old same old.

Final montage and opening montage totals out to 12:33. drat was I off. Oh well.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Those must be some expensive roast forks for them to keep from bending when shoved into someones skull

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



crazycarl posted:

Those must be some expensive roast forks for them to keep from bending when shoved into someones skull

"I want to return these roasting forks they can't pierce a human skull without bending. Why are you looking at me like that of course I have a receipt"

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

crazycarl posted:

Whoever did this cover needs to get Otto raped

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Sutter.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
The next day

"Hey Jax, it's Lin. I was wondering if you remember a guy I was with, yellow shirt? He's my severely autistic cousin, and I figured I'd bring him to the party last night for some fun. Thing is, he didn't come home last night. If you have any info, please let me know. We're very worried, he's extremely incapable of surviving on his own"

SneakySneaks
Feb 11, 2006
I kinda want to watch the post show just see how Sutter explains himself.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Stop saying "ya know" Kurt. Why am I watching this?

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
To keep everyone's hopes up Venus Van Damme will make an appearance this season

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


crazycarl posted:

To keep everyone's hopes up Venus Van Damme will make an appearance this season

And it will be the highlight of the season.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
...and no one bothers to question exactly how Gemma got such nearly impossible to find information? A double murder that has the police baffled and Gemma just comes up with the answer the day Jax is out of prison?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
yeeeahhhhhhh drag that wheelchair bitch

Narcissus1916
Apr 29, 2013

Jesus Christ, that was awful. Thought they were going to at least have Jax murder Jimmy Smits and/or the Mayans and Lin in a sort of "LAST SEASON WE KILL EVERYONE" table setting.

But nope, same ol tired blame game redshirt fuckery.

Also, why is Juice on the run? I remember he was ratting but then gave up Clay - but his entire storyline last year was a resounding blank for me. I remembered he shot the sheriff, but no idea why Jax told him "You betrayed me."

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

Narcissus1916 posted:

Jesus Christ, that was awful. Thought they were going to at least have Jax murder Jimmy Smits and/or the Mayans and Lin in a sort of "LAST SEASON WE KILL EVERYONE" table setting.

But nope, same ol tired blame game redshirt fuckery.

Also, why is Juice on the run? I remember he was ratting but then gave up Clay - but his entire storyline last year was a resounding blank for me. I remembered he shot the sheriff, but no idea why Jax told him "You betrayed me."

When he ODed at the hooker place he ended up telling Nero that Jax ordered him to kill that chick who was the mother of the school shooter, which revealed to Nero that Jax had lied to him about the whole thing.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Setting up like they're going to badass torture this guy is so retarded knowing he had nothing to do with anything.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Please tell me the Bohemian Rhapsody cover was performed by Sagal

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Gross premier, flat characters stiff dialogue and what the gently caress a bunch of inner city pastors filming amatuer porn? More questions than answers

Please tell me Sutter hates his audience so much he made them sit through 30 minutes of commercials until they got through this poo poo sandwich made with montage bread

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

That was pretty boring, found myself skipping through the last half of it.

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
God that was pointless. The only good scene was when Bobby drug that guy in a wheelchair.

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