IS.exe

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > IS.exe

«‹›62 »

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:13

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:15

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>Leech Seed
>Vine Whip

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:14

Throb Robinson: Feb 8, 2010; He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..

>Be saved by Rob Ford and Lowtax in a crossover event.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:19

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Debate Zoroastrian theology with Abdul to piss him off enough to accidentally kill himself by braining himself with one of his clubs.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:22

White Noise Marine: Apr 14, 2010

Summon Satan

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:36

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

describe what colors are like in great detail

while he's crying because he will never experience the true beauty of the world club him over the head, take off your shirt, put on his mask and pretend to be Abdul

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:46

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

THS posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:50

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Clayren posted:

*glass_break.wav*

>do a stone cold stunner on Abdul

# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:52

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Theparker posted:

Summon Satan

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:04

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:07

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

toss a basketball hoop over his shoulders, restraining his arms to his waist and severely crippling his dribble capabilites

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:13

Brain Fog: Dec 27, 2012

Demon of the East posted:

>hide from Abdul

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:17

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

All votes tied.

Current votes:

>hide from Abdul: 2
>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus: 2
>Hold out your piss bucket so he hits it pretending its your head: 2
>do a stone cold stunner on Abdul: 2
>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!": 2
>Summon Satan: 2

Update is tomorrow.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:27

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Change my vote to

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:30

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

>stone cold stunner Abdul while screaming "I'm so gay, I'm gay for Allah"

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:34

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

THS posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:37

Poland Spring: Sep 11, 2005

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:38

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

THS posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

I am changing my vote from summon satan, to this.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:38

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Atma posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:39

Poland Spring: Sep 11, 2005

if you can pray while sucking dick why not do both

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:39

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Atma posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

Changing to this, I wanna see that peacock smite things.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:47

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 05:59

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

Clayren posted:

*glass_break.wav*

>do a stone cold stunner on Abdul

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:01

Throb Robinson: Feb 8, 2010; He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:02

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:12

reagan: Apr 29, 2008; by Lowtax

cast enlarge muhammad

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:12

IncendiaC: Sep 25, 2011

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:13

Visible Stink: Mar 31, 2010; Got a light, handsome?

reagan posted:

cast enlarge Abdul

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:27

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

Mustard Snobbery posted:

specifically his dick

edit: by sucking it

TED BUNNDY fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Sep 12, 2014

# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:50

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:18

Vegeta: Sep 11, 2014; by Ion Helmet

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus: 2

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:33

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

>salivating at the point of contact, slobber over Abdul's meaty cock

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:51

Lanky Coconut Tree: Apr 7, 2011; An angry tree.

The angriest tree

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!"

Baaa sheepishly in alarm

# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:59

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

[*]>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:18

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

>piss!

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:39

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Lanky Coconut Tree posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!"

Baaa sheepishly in alarm

# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:51

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Demon of the East posted:

>hide from Abdul

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:05

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

lmao if it isnt "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!": 2

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:12

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

serious norman posted:

>piss!

whatever i said earlier but also this

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:23

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:15

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Vegeta posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus: 2

# ? Sep 12, 2014 09:27

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > IS.exe

«‹›62 »