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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


The way these characters are drawn disturbs the hell out of me every time. That kid's head is dented the gently caress in.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Some Guy TT posted:

So, I recently gained excellent access to a computer that's not directly connected to the Internet. And damnit, I'm going to use it.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


I have missed this strip so much :dance:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

kidcoelacanth posted:

The way these characters are drawn disturbs the hell out of me every time. That kid's head is dented the gently caress in.

I have an in-law cousin with a head like that. He was in Special Olympics as a kid.
I don't think that's what Boyce is going for.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


...they're Canadian? Holy poo poo, mind detonated.

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


It's preferable to the usual gags we see in this strip.

Pibgorn

A thug, huh?





Zachary Nixon Johnson

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





She chose to marry Capulet for his money and power. Not because she was 13 and her parents arranged it for her. Ok, Brooke.


Luann


It's not that I'm opposed to delaying a reveal to build suspense. It's just that this is so ham-fisted that I'm too busy rolling my eyes to feel suspense. It's like the comic strip equivalent of any time an unnaturally long pause is edited into a reality show. "And the house we chose is.........................................




















































Apartment 3-G

Hey, remember back in 2011 when we thought the art in A3G was horrendous?



Yeah... Those were the days.


Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man


That's some masterful wordplay there, pal.
















"House #3!"

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Safe Havens

When we last left off in Safe Havens, the gang was going to FIBA 2014 which is some basketball thing or other


Spain sure has some crazy architecture!




Holbrook must love fried chicken fast food because he also did this joke in Fastrack with Dethany and Lenore ate it all up!


Dodos are major romance killers.


Does it have wifi?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Dez's identity will be a running gag for the next 3 years and the big reveal will happen in 2017.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

Midnight Moth posted:

Holbrook must love fried chicken fast food

Are you saying you don't? :crossarms:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Midnight Moth posted:

Holbrook must love fried chicken fast food

As opposed to fried chicken haute cuisine.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Allen Wren posted:

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll



Just wanted to note this strip is pretty legit and I'm kind of bummed I missed a lot of it when I skipped to the most recent page.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


Eh, makes more sense than buying gifts.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Aardmania posted:

No, it isn't. I borrowed that from the Dick Tracy strip that ran on the same day. Here are the two original strips:



I picked exacxtly the right date to stop reading Dick Tracy. For the record, I quit because the pro-capital Warbucks crap sends me up a wall.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo shouldn't have eaten that Welsh rarebit before bed. (September 13-14, 1956)





Peanuts: Year One, in which Charlie Brown's downward spiral begins. (May 7-9, 1951)





sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Heavenly Nostrils



You think that's bad? Just wait til she starts singing that godawful song.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Sergio Aragones: Actions Speak


The Lighter Side of...


Tales from the Duck Side


Hey Look!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Mister Beeg posted:

Sergio Aragones: Actions Speak


The Lighter Side of...

I love how much better Sergio is at showing real emotion with fewer lines than Berg is with his more detailed work.

quote:

Hey Look!

And thus Multiversity was born.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones



Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


:thejoke:


Mark Trail



don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
I miss Phil Donahue.

Pickles imagines no possessions.



Bleeker should be busted for possession.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus





Mary Worth





Mary now just carries a framed picture of her and Olive around with her at all times and never stops staring at it. Staring, and remembering...

Rex Morgan MD





Who called art forger? Did anyone call are forger?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Cul de Uzumaki

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Elissimpark posted:

Cul de Uzumaki

:magical:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The Town Without Streets, if anything. :colbert:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Humans, being mammals, scream in terror whenever they pass a McDonald's. :rolleyes:

Tiggum fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Sep 14, 2014

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (June 25, 1927)



Peanuts (September 16, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (August 28-29, 1925)



tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

- ...and welcome back to night radio
- Is the next caller on the line?
- Ayup


Langan päässä means "on the line", but literally it's more like "at the end of the string".

Could've maybe made a pun about being "at the end of the rope" somehow but... eh.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Someone please Red and Rover this one for me. :psyduck: Is it just that all the kids have snub noses and Dad has a huge nose?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The secret is that there were three other children that didn't survive to adulthood.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Greetings from Niagara Falls, ON!



Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD





Who called art forger? Did anyone call are forger?

That'd be me. Well, to be fair, I called counterfeiting first, but I modified after I'd thought about it for a while. It'll be interesting to see how long it takes for Kelley and Sarah to figure out what's going on. 10 to 1 says Sarah figures it out first. :v:

Non Sequitur



Yeah, I gotta agree here. I thought Atomic Twister was dumb, but Sharknado trumped it with room to spare.

Heavenly Nostrils



Or, cut back on the windowpane. One or the other.

9 Chickweed Lane 9/13/2003



You do Solange well, Brooke, stick with it.

Zits



Kevin & Kell



What?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

bonestructure posted:

Someone please Red and Rover this one for me. :psyduck: Is it just that all the kids have snub noses and Dad has a huge nose?

They've all got big ears. Also the three kids that didn't survive.

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



What?

Is the joke "we have to poo poo outside like animals because we are" god this loving setting.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Really Pants posted:

They've all got big ears. Also the three kids that didn't survive.

I am still missing it - how can you tell that three kids didn't survive?

I was thinking that the presence of a baby but lack of a mother/wife in the picture meant she died in childbirth, but that doesn't really fit the idea of a secret.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician

:stare:

The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Pidmon posted:

Is the joke "we have to poo poo outside like animals because we are" god this loving setting.

p. sure the joke is that their field trip is literally a trip to a field.

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tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician

:stare:

This is the most amazing strip

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