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Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

Grab both clubs and spin them around like a tandem rotor Helicopter, fly away.

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Pannus: Mar 14, 2004

Clayren posted:

It's a TENT. Just, y'know,

>crawl under and out of the tent at the back tent wall.

while making GBS threads

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:28

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>Use HM03 (Surf) to put out the fire and also wash away the terrorists outside.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:35

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

>Pull down your pants scream "behold the Truth!" and exit the tent to expose all of the non-believers to your Truth.

Just before they shoot you explain that the joke is that you call your penis "The Truth"

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:37

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

Lasher posted:

Whatever wins can we please poo poo ourselves in some capacity.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:38

Vavrek: Mar 2, 2013; I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Clayren posted:

It's a TENT. Just, y'know,

>crawl under and out of the tent at the back tent wall.

Yes, escape! This gets my vote.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:40

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

Vavrek posted:

Yes, use the tent as a cape! This gets my vote.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:43

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

> threaten them a spell forcing them all to watch Ru Paul's Drag Race marathons for eternity. Then use the panic and chaos that will ensue to

Clayren posted:

It's a TENT. Just, y'know,

>crawl under and out of the tent at the back tent wall.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:52

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

>take refuge in the ground underneath, digging with the pot and clubs in order to flamboyantly escape the heat

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:02

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

> put club up butt. poo poo so hard you launch the club at the tent wall making it fly and cover the terrorists.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:03

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

> Yell: "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!"
> Break the cuffs.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:12

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Offer to trade the gamerscore we've gotten from achievements in return for our freedom

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:12

Minimum Syntaxing: Oct 29, 2008; He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

>Start jerking off, when you are about to reach climax jump out of the tent and hit 1d6 terrorists with your Color Spray spell, blinding/stunning them.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:20

Niemat: Mar 21, 2011; I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

Clayren posted:

It's a TENT. Just, y'know,

>crawl under and out of the tent at the back tent wall.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:23

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

> Fashion a crude Burka and sexy walk out of the tent, workin' those hips!

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:27

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

>yell "I have cursed your penises to shrink and retract into your bodies! Free me as you would free your cocks!"

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:31

scorpiobean: Dec 22, 2004; I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

NecroMonster posted:

>Pull down your pants scream "behold the Truth!" and exit the tent to expose all of the non-believers to your Truth.

Just before they shoot you explain that the joke is that you call your penis "The Truth"

This. But >Cast enlarge dick first

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:41

Dusty Baker 2: Jul 8, 2011; Keyboard Inghimasi

Run out of the tent with Muhammad drawn in poop on your chest so they can't look at you and thus can't shoot you.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:47

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

> Cast Enlarge Dick

> Walk out of tent Windmilling it

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:49

KonvexKonkav: Mar 5, 2014

Fartmaster posted:

>Start jerking off, when you are about to reach climax jump out of the tent and hit 1d6 terrorists with your Color Spray spell, blinding/stunning them.

This but cast the cleric spell "Protection from Muslims" first.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:50

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

> Fashion a crude Burka and sexy walk out of the tent, workin' those hips!

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Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Use your poo poo to cover the tent and smother the flames.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:26

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

shout "Yes, burn the tent! I infidel-muslim-dog dare you!"

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:28

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Chard posted:

It's a TENT. Just, y'know,

>crawl under and out of the tent at the back tent wall.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:39

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>Cast Excellent Prismatic Spray on the terrorists outside.
>Follow it up with Phandaal's Mantle of Stealth.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:39

FallinInTheBlak: Jan 20, 2013; Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.

> Run to and then steal the truck.
> Run over terrorists and then teabag their bodies.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:44

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Run over to the truck and use the radio to call for help

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:44

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

>run to truck
>mow down terrorists with mounted machinegun

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:45

Clayren: Jun 4, 2008; grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

>take the truck, do a ramp off a tent and fly over the Euphrates making the General Lee Dixie horn noise.

Normally I'd assume that they wouldn't just leave the keys in it, but these are people so dumb they forgot how tents work so who knows.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:45

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

>Go into another tent

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:46

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

run to truck
stick your dick in the tailpipe

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:46

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

> Go back inside burning tent, stick clubs up butt.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:48

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

> run to the truck and speed out west, we need to hook up with VICE media

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:49

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

> keep warm by the fire

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:50

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

bury self in sand, with only your dick exposed to the surface (so you can still get oxygen). Wait until nightfall and hope nobody notices you

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:50

Tuff Scrote: Apr 23, 2004

>super saiyan

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:54

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

CharlestonJew posted:

run to truck
stick your dick in the tailpipe

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:54

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Projectile poo poo into the empty air.
>At the same time, cast some D&D style spell to create a poo poo Golem that will immediately attack your captors.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 01:01

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

>fall to your knees and praise Allah for delivering you from the tent

# ? Sep 13, 2014 01:06

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The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

>fall to your knees and praise Allah for delivering you from the tent

but that was Melek Taus, not Allah

# ? Sep 13, 2014 01:08

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