B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

I think Bas has been uploading his fights with his commentary about the fight. So we are missing out on "bong bong bong"

Bas made and sold dvds of all his fights with commentary like 10 years ago. Im sure these are just reuploads of those dvds

# ? Sep 12, 2014 16:56

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:03

Bushmeister: Nov 27, 2007; Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

LobsterMobster posted:

If the UK can make Crazy Frog into a #1 hit, we should be able to make Bas into a top 10 single.

He's already got a song ready as well

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bushmeister posted:

He's already got a song ready as well

If "El Guapo Likes to Dance" is the b-side, that would sell 50 hojillion copies

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:13

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

this weekends mma schedule

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2362812/This-Week-in-MMACombat-Sports---Sept-11th---13th

ridiculous amount of MMA + a mayweather fight

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:16

Droopy Goines: Aug 2, 2003; Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

I know he was primarily a pro wrestler, but as anyone mentioned in this thread yet that 29 second Pride fighter and Mark Hunt replacement Sean O'Haire has killed himself?

Here's one of his finest K-1 moments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFgM7qFDZ6Y

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:46

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Why the hell is Cody Bollinger fighting Marlon Moraes? That makes no loving sense.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:53

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

CommonShore posted:

Why the hell is Cody Bollinger fighting Marlon Moraes? That makes no loving sense.

Who should marlon moraes fight?

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:58

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Who cares? Moraes will have a different opponent once Bollinger misses weight

# ? Sep 12, 2014 18:02

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Who should marlon moraes fight?

I'm not sure. Perhaps someone who isn't most famous for failing to make weight in the division above that in which Moraes holds a title.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 18:09

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Who should marlon moraes fight?

Marlon was originally going to fight Josh Hill for the title, but he had to pull out of the fight like 10 days ago and since Bollinger was literally kicked off TUF for missing weight he probably couldn't make the 135 limit in time, which is understandable.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 18:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I know Tapology had it listed as a catchweight fight as of at least Wednesday, though it also says it is five rounds.

Also, WSoF is all about having their champions face really low-level challengers (Moraes vs Rettinghouse, Aguilar vs Fujino). I think the most even title defense has been Gaethje vs Newell.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 18:35

Fat Twitter Man: Jan 24, 2007; by R. Guyovich

PaganGoatPants posted:

Please rename this thread to BOOM POW PUNCH KICK WOW

Thread title is more relevant than ever

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:51

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

‏@TheZaneSimon posted:

Oh lord, apparently Bollinger just weighed in at 147 lbs for an already planned catchweight of 140.

Never change, Cody Bollinger.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:52

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

-Atom- posted:

Never change, Cody Bollinger.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:25

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

He's claiming that his contract said 147+1

# ? Sep 13, 2014 00:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

bellator prelims, yay? :confused:

# ? Sep 13, 2014 01:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

McGeary is a 205 version of cortXbomb, going for subs from bottom side control and poo poo

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:12

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

That was: A Cool Finish

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:16

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Bellator's transition to Strikeforce 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold is happening even faster than I anticipated

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:18

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

Remember when Pat Barry almost finished Beltran with thigh punches?

I do.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:36

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

DX band in year of our lord 2014

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ch3cooh posted:

DX band in year of our lord 2014

Yes. Emanuel Newton walked out to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfyozLhFhr8

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Thank you for making Bellator seem more legitimate, Scott

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:42

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

This is the first time I've watched Bellator in forever and why is Joey Beltran fighting for a title.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

This is the first time I've watched Bellator in forever and why is Joey Beltran fighting for a title.

Because he is on an epic one-fight winning streak.

TITLE FIGHTS ARE EARNED, NOT GIVEN

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:43

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

three minutes in and they both look gassed as gently caress

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:44

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Marching Powder posted:

three minutes in and they both look gassed as gently caress

But... wheel kicks. That means high-level, right?

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:45

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

hahahha beltran's leg raise

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:47

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

please continue like this so joey loving beltran is a champion please mr. newton

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:52

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Neuromuscular degeneration-x

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

hmm. Ok.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

Marching Powder posted:

please continue like this so joey loving beltran is a champion please mr. newton

Sorry about your luck

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

Street Horrrsing: Mar 24, 2010; Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner

Lol, thank you for your service Joey

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

hahahahahahahahahaha i don't even know anymore

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:56

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

is emanuel newton the biggest pile of poo poo champion bellator has or is there a bigger one? i need to start watching this poo poo.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:58

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Fluke KO. Beltran deserves immediate rematch.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:58

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

how does he throw nothing with power except if the spinning backfist touches you you're done

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:58

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

One strike KOs the iron jawed Mexicutioner in a fight he was losing. Yeah that was certainly a championship perfromance.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 03:59

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