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I'm assuming the cop with the decent camera is taking pictures for record keeping and to be displayed in court, etc. The cellphone pic is surely just for a giggle.
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I figured they were to show potential gang kids to scare them out of crime, but I just saw a tv show where they did that sort of thing the other day.
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Sep 9, 2014 12:35
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My guess is that either the pic we have or the cell phone pic is for the guy himself. Not gonna lie, if I just took a knife to the face, and I was stable enough to sit up and not have blood pouring out of my skull, I want a copy of that poo poo. That fucker's going up over the mantle.
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JoelJoel posted:Owns. It tried. 
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Desperado Bones posted:It tried. Actually, I like the tattoo version better than the source. The added  really does it for me.
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Sep 9, 2014 18:50
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All those people are violating hospital privacy laws. At least in the US, HIPAA is crazy in forced and all those people would be fired for taking pics of the stupid fucker.
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:All those people are violating hospital privacy laws. At least in the US, HIPAA is crazy in forced and all those people would be fired for taking pics of the stupid fucker. Not necessarily. The patient cam consent to the photos or they can be taken in a way that still leaves the patient as anonymous (although it will be hard to claim the patient in this photo could remain anonymous, since his face is part of the photo). Anyways, lighten up, Francis.
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this is an awesome way to turn a horrible scar into a hilarious joke in 30 minutes
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So what's his excuse for the lovely lettering? †I am also a cheap rear end in a top hat
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cobalt impurity posted:So what's his excuse for the lovely lettering? More like †I was skinnier once
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Bad tattoos. Never forget.      
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Nope, this is hilarious.
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I actually can't even. What was the artist thinking there?!
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Does anyone have that picture of the tcc goon that got the Something Awful grenade tattooed as if it were bong?
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eithedog posted:Yeah - that crossed through my mind as well, and the redness is visible; still the question - why and what does it represent? I know this is a few pages late but the palm thing is a very simplified version of a natal chart in astrology. Twelve houses total and a sign to a house then the sun and moon sign in the upper right. (edit:) Now that I look closer, those are just symbols of "sun & moon" and don't actually signify a sign for said positions in the chart so this is quadruply stupid from an astrological standpoint, never-mind a tattoo design standpoint. Realistically this is poorly executed since there are no planetary symbols in there. Additionally there shouldn't be any repeated sun signs when you're going around the houses. The center four symbols are without meaning presuming this is a horribly hosed up version of the kind of chart you'll build in this book. Bizarrely, porn stud Anthony Rosano has a pretty well executed natal chart on his left(?) arm if you're wanting to see what this should look like. Edit2: to head this off early, lets not turn this into a discussion of why astrology is stupid, shall we? It's a dumb tattoo, carry on. MC Hawking has a new favorite as of 17:44 on Sep 11, 2014 |
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Say Nothing posted:
At least the Assassins won't have much trouble locating this guy. In other news: Ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccck this is the worst.
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Question Mark Mound posted:Nope, this is hilarious. Hilarious? Absolutely. But also tasteless, which I'm guessing is why it's here.
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Ambystoma posted:I love how the hospital room appears to be filled with chubby rubberneckers Ambystoma posted:Oh yeah, I'm not blaming anyone for wanting to take pictures and/or laugh since it's a pretty silly situation, it just struck me as funny that there were at least 3 people in there doing it simultaneously. I think maybe the cop with the actual camera could be documenting the obvious attempted murder. 
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Say Nothing posted:Bad tattoos. I know Batman is supposed to be grieving the city, but the way he has his hand to his forehead kind of makes it look like he is the one who caused this destruction and is just now realizing "Oh poo poo, how the hell am I gonna get out of this one?" Also when I first looked at the Captain America one I didn't see Bin Laden's head and I thought that Cap was standing triumphantly beneath the chaos he has wrought. In other words, I'm looking at two tattoos of Superheroes who possibly caused 9/11.
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:I know Batman is supposed to be grieving the city, but the way he has his hand to his forehead kind of makes it look like he is the one who caused this destruction and is just now realizing "Oh poo poo, how the hell am I gonna get out of this one?" Great. We finally get another Marvel/DC team-up, and this is what they come up with!
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I dont' get why he had to be naked to take this photo. -Knock knock. -Who's there? -9/11 -9/11 who? -YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!
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Can any Americans weigh in on how likely someone would be to get shitstomped for wearing that "Raining Men" 9/11 tattoo out and about? Its clever and everything, but I have to believe there would be at least one person everywhere you go in public in the US willing to kick your rear end for memorializing the joke on your flesh. For content, here's a tattoo that includes almost every cliche I think of including a crown, a rose, a heart, and a banner with script:
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Sep 12, 2014 03:38
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The idolatry of the falling towers is nothing short of creepy. Getting a tattoo of it is even worse.
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:Can any Americans weigh in on how likely someone would be to get shitstomped for wearing that "Raining Men" 9/11 tattoo out and about? Its clever and everything, but I have to believe there would be at least one person everywhere you go in public in the US willing to kick your rear end for memorializing the joke on your flesh. For content, here's a tattoo that includes almost every cliche I think of including a crown, a rose, a heart, and a banner with script: Like many things, it depends on where you are. In the cities, the worst you'd get are dirty looks or someone picking a fight with you at a bar. In the country, you probably should just wear long sleeves.
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This is clearly the party god from Adventure Time.
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:Can any Americans weigh in on how likely someone would be to get shitstomped for wearing that "Raining Men" 9/11 tattoo out and about? Its clever and everything, but I have to believe there would be at least one person everywhere you go in public in the US willing to kick your rear end for memorializing the joke on your flesh. For content, here's a tattoo that includes almost every cliche I think of including a crown, a rose, a heart, and a banner with script: I'm near DC so pretty biased, but if not your rear end kicked, you would at least get a lot of shaming stories about why that's deeply offensive. Probably from uniformed military. Mostly you would get passive aggressive stares and scoffs, though. Also possibly murdered. Content: 
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I feel like the "911" has nothing to do with September 11th and is actually a way of taunting the old widows he descends upon like some kind of hillbilly Richard Ramirez.
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:Can any Americans weigh in on how likely someone would be to get shitstomped for wearing that "Raining Men" 9/11 tattoo out and about? Its clever and everything, but I have to believe there would be at least one person everywhere you go in public in the US willing to kick your rear end for memorializing the joke on your flesh. For content, here's a tattoo that includes almost every cliche I think of including a crown, a rose, a heart, and a banner with script: In New York you'd probably get your rear end kicked at least once or twice, but more often you'd probably get a lot of angry lectures from people who were personally affected by 9/11. I'm not sure how it would be in other states though.
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:In New York you'd probably get your rear end kicked at least once or twice, but more often you'd probably get a lot of angry lectures from people who were personally affected by 9/11. I'm not sure how it would be in other states though. In Chicago it would be worse than a Cardinals tattoo, but better than a Packers tattoo.
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MC Hawking posted:I know this is a few pages late but the palm thing is a very simplified version of a natal chart in astrology. Twelve houses total and a sign to a house then the sun and moon sign in the upper right. (edit:) Now that I look closer, those are just symbols of "sun & moon" and don't actually signify a sign for said positions in the chart so this is quadruply stupid from an astrological standpoint, never-mind a tattoo design standpoint. Continuing a silly derail but, counting the Sun and Moon, there are actually 5 of the 7 classical planetary symbols present and a 'descending Lunar node' symbol. The rest are a meaningless (even for astrology) jumble of zodiac symbols with Cancer appearing 4 times and Virgo and Scorpio both twice. Love to know what they thought they were doing.
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:facepalm: whoops! Been a while since I brushed up on my symbology. Good catch.
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 this person is going to get a horrible Ian Paisley memorial tattoo within the next fortnight.Edit for content: As it turns out, there are a lot of really tasteless and terrible loyalist/unionist tattoos out there. But I didn't want to risk this thread getting derailed by  vs :ireland:. (Pretend that's a smilie.)So here are some tasteless leprechaun tattoos instead!     
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nerdpony posted:
Die, Irish! Except fast is used as not eating and instead of a leprechaun it is an emaciated papist.
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That face just seems too perfect. "I made a huuuuuuge mistake"
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Postal Parcel posted:That face just seems too perfect. You can taste the regret.
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