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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Do you even need Chicharito? What a weird transfer

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Hegay posted:

Im starting to think we might have overpaid for James Rodriguez

You did.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

advanced statsman posted:

Do you even need Chicharito? What a weird transfer

I guess we do we really have zero depth. This will be a bad season for us I think. We have a young and squad with huge potential but a lot of them needs to get used to playing in new positions/new system.

Hegay fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Sep 1, 2014

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

advanced statsman posted:

Do you even need Chicharito? What a weird transfer

they did need some backup for the striker position but they also needed like 69 new defenders but decided not to buy them as kids wouldn't be keen on buying a thiago silva or a hummels kit

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



When is his presentation? I hope nobody shows up

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Hegay posted:

Im starting to think we might have overpaid for James Rodriguez

I thought it was traditional to ridiculously overpay for the best player at the World Cup.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Real Sociedad's sponsor gave them a bonus check for €100k for beating RM :D

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

El Hefe posted:

Real Sociedad's sponsor gave them a bonus check for €100k for beating RM :D



Lmao that handshake is very gay but his stare is ice cold, I'm not sure how to feel.

Double lmao for a loving betting shop sponsor handing out bonus checks.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Getafe have hit the salary cap, meaning Pedro Leon is not allowed to play in La Liga until further notice (as highest earner of the club).

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
They wanted to sell him or renegotiate his salary but didn't think the offers were good enough and he didn't want to renegotiate his salary so now they are basically saying 'tough poo poo, you're not going to play, then'.

Seems shortsighted.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Err so how do the other teams with actual top players not hit it???

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Bape Culture posted:

Err so how do the other teams with actual top players not hit it???

by having higher revenue

Getafe has very few fans but they do stuff like this



:nws:
https://vimeo.com/37317053
:nws:

so they are cool imho

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

what did i just watch

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.xvideos.com/video1508487/zombies_calientes_del_getafe

it's an actual thing hahahaha

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ephex posted:

what did i just watch

they made a porno and distributed it to sperm banks lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

El Hefe posted:

they made a porno and distributed it to sperm banks lol

timbers army should probably did the same with gay clubs imo

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005


Ahahahaha holy poo poo that's the best thing ever.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

ephex posted:

timbers army should probably did the same with gay clubs imo

um that's a little normative and restrictive, they should make the porno and distribute it for free to whoever has a demonstrable need and is inclusive

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Bape Culture posted:

Err so how do the other teams with actual top players not hit it???

For the same reason Atlético Madrid have spent too much money in transfers and according to the league rules need to sell some players or they will get penalized for it: clubs can only spend a certain amount in transfers and salaries and that amount only increases if these clubs manage to get higher revenue/profits. Obviously this rule was probably created to avoid clubs going bankrupt through faulty management but what it also results in is the already big clubs like Barca and Real who have huge amounts of revenue can spend whatever they feel like to maintain their positions while it's basically impossible for smaller clubs to increase in stature as they are not allowed to freely spend in players who can help them get to the next level.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Mean Bean Machine posted:

For the same reason Atlético Madrid have spent too much money in transfers and according to the league rules need to sell some players or they will get penalized for it: clubs can only spend a certain amount in transfers and salaries and that amount only increases if these clubs manage to get higher revenue/profits. Obviously this rule was probably created to avoid clubs going bankrupt through faulty management but what it also results in is the already big clubs like Barca and Real who have huge amounts of revenue can spend whatever they feel like to maintain their positions while it's basically impossible for smaller clubs to increase in stature as they are not allowed to freely spend in players who can help them get to the next level.

FFP is the same poo poo it's such garbage lol I get the point but there are better ways of achieving that same goal if they want

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

I support getafe now.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


I clicked this at work and I am in big trouble!

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Bape Culture posted:

Err so how do the other teams with actual top players not hit it???

The other clubs don't have more than 70% of their revenues set aside on wages (€17m for Getafe lol).

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Diego Costa got injured apparently and Del Bosque called up Munir El Haddadi to replace him

that's a meteoric rise for a guy who was playing in the third division or something five months ago

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

El Hefe posted:

by having higher revenue

Getafe has very few fans but they do stuff like this



:nws:
https://vimeo.com/37317053
:nws:

so they are cool imho

It's official: Getafe is the best team in all football, everywhere.


ephex posted:

what did i just watch

Getafe has relatively few fans, so to remedy this the narrator proposes they go out and donate to sperm banks. To this end, they made a Getafe-centered porno, called Horny Getafe Zombies.

NEED TOILET PAPER fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 7, 2014

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
Alonso and Di Maria gone, Khedira injured....

It's time for a rescue

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Who are those two kids alongside Andy Carroll?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Alonso and Di Maria gone, Khedira injured....

It's time for a rescue



I really, really hate him.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
If you are an Atletico, Betis or Espanyol fan you can get your ashes stored in their respective stadiums now!

http://www.expansion.com/2014/09/07/directivos/1410109477.html?cid=SIN8901

As low as €1500 + €50 a year for Atletico Madrid.

Apparently Barca is going to get in this lucrative business when they remodel the Camp Nou in 2017.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
What happens if you don't pay the 50 euros a year?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Paddyb posted:

What happens if you don't pay the 50 euros a year?

You lose your paddy power grave of the game status.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Paddyb posted:

What happens if you don't pay the 50 euros a year?

then let's hope you are also a fan of sepp blatter's basement

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection

Homework Explainer posted:

then let's hope you are also a fan of sepp blatter's basement nose

His basement is already full of moneybags.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
El Clasico is on Saturday October 25 at 18:00 local time

Luis Suarez can make his debut there his ban ends the previous day

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

El Hefe posted:

El Clasico is on Saturday October 25 at 18:00 local time

Luis Suarez can make his debut there his ban ends the previous day

*Makes first entry in La Liga games to watch.doc*

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Barca got permission from the league to wear the senyera kit tomorrow against Athletic, even though it's not one of the kits for this season.

Early game tomorrow morning for us American plastics.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

El Hefe posted:

Barca got permission from the league to wear the senyera kit tomorrow against Athletic, even though it's not one of the kits for this season.

Early game tomorrow morning for us American plastics.

will they get independence for that?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Charlotte Hornets posted:

will they get independence for that?

Lol

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Charlotte Hornets posted:

will they get independence for that?
*lladre storms into thread*

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
This might sound shocking, but I hope they lose.

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