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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
http://www.gfycat.com/WarpedAmazingKillerwhale

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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6AhVe8Gdgk

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

sounds like the commentator calls the keeper a bitch. my russian is really bad though so maybe im wrong

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Slaapaav posted:

sounds like the commentator calls the keeper a bitch. my russian is really bad though so maybe im wrong

nah he just said he was helpless to stop that shot

another good one from the opening weekend of the rpl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq7vv3BZhuw

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Lewandowski :stare:

De_profundis
Mar 29, 2009
U20 WWC :

https://vine.co/v/M9l5MIZAqB5

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

he really is the definition of the modern day number 9

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
and Bayern paid zero dollars for him

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

TheBigAristotle posted:

and Bayern paid zero dollars for him

I'm sure they gave him (and his agent) a hefty signing bonus as is the norm for free transfers.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

The MLS one was better :colbert: http://gfycat.com/DecentCookedJavalina

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
It wasn't.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I agreed with the Sheik Shill, Lewandowski's was better. The balance and footwork required was insane

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

i watched the stupid thing where they run "science" tests on CR7 and it really made me aware of top attacking players absurd ability to predict the trajectory of a ball with almost 0 visual cues, its kinda funny how he knows exactly where the ball will land with his back turned in this one

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Demba Ba scores a very Demba Ba-ish goal

http://gfycat.com/DimpledSlushyIchthyosaurs

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
Another lovely goal from the RPL this weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLp2jMhZZXg

tasty scissor kick action

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
God drat

http://gfycat.com/NeighboringSlipperyGrebe

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Pwhoar, that is superb. Take a bow son

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
another nice one from the RPL this weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vykTskqorY

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane
RIP Suarez, you scored beautiful goals and then you left for the cuntiest team in the world. The one against Newcastle is one of my favorite goals, that poo poo is Zidane/Ronaldinho-esque.

Newcastle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEKgrMgGBU

Norwich:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0cN0D2Igwo&t=199s

Manchester City:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP9d629DbKg&t=333s (watch the volume, loud poo poo music)

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NW6uvlP-M8

Lasagna
Jun 20, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBWJH8pfoFU

amazing goal by Steffè in the primavera derby

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T9Al20__kM&t=44s

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
If i could be a football player, I would definitely be Tony Christmas.

And i would score goals like these in my local sunday league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM2JCwepcKo

And then laugh at the other players who are not named Tony Christmas

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I wonder how long this site will last, because it's fuckin sweet

http://www.goalopedia.com/

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

TheBigAristotle posted:

I wonder how long this site will last, because it's fuckin sweet

http://www.goalopedia.com/

this owns.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007



Moreno is quick

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Eder did a pretty

http://videos.sapo.pt/TEfB9JRZaLYhMnz3E9sd

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



TheBigAristotle posted:

I wonder how long this site will last, because it's fuckin sweet

http://www.goalopedia.com/



i think it's broken

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


gfy

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That dude just joined the team too, I imagine he'll be seeing some game time next week.

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
The lack of foot is making me think of some recent good goals. Here's one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuDUfYDVoE

Can somebody remind me what competition this was?

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

sircozzie posted:

The lack of foot is making me think of some recent good goals. Here's one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuDUfYDVoE

Can somebody remind me what competition this was?

Fa cup last year loving joke

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sircozzie posted:

The lack of foot is making me think of some recent good goals. Here's one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuDUfYDVoE

Can somebody remind me what competition this was?

Nice goal for a gay man to score, gayly.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Everybody's favorite French midget scored a nice goal today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauGfllSGGo

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I feel like the goalkeeper could've done much better there.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

holy poo poo

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

it owns OP, has to be something they've worked on in training but I doubt he's ever hit it as well as that

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Amido Balde :stare:
http://gfycat.com/DirtyHarshAfricanjacana

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYd55lidw_Q

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

perfect hit

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