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RCarr posted:You can taste the ragret. Ftfy
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this lovely dreamcatcher makes me so loving mad
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This gem showed up on my Facebook feed. 
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Bitchkrieg posted:This gem showed up on my Facebook feed. Took me a few moments to realise it wasn't a weird-looking pizza.
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HelmetCheese posted:this lovely dreamcatcher makes me so loving mad Shawnee don't even make dreamcatchers, they are an Ojibwe thing. That's like a German getting mad when a Chinese person gets a tattoo of a Spanish bullfight.
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what's wrong with that? cultural appropriation is still cultural appropriation.
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That is a lovely tattoo of a dreamcatcher, but her whining is almost funnier.
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e: nevermind, stupid derail
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I would love to know how crappy that armband was. Also it was done at a shop in Canada so maybe dude is commemorating his successful draft dodge? That skull is super goofy and it looks like hes a housing a turd in the side of his army beret. Check out God's thumbs. Having the whole world in your hands is bad for your joints apparently  
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LIVE FOR THE MOMENT! puts on headphones AND listens through the speakers at the same time
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He might just be trying to insult the tattoo artist, but that really does look like it was done by a tweaker with a tattoo gun.
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:I would love to know how crappy that armband was. Also it was done at a shop in Canada so maybe dude is commemorating his successful draft dodge? That skull is super goofy and it looks like hes a housing a turd in the side of his army beret. I think the crappy arm band used to be barbed wire. Look closely at the strip of ground the soldiers are standing on.
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Spike's Tattoo Competition, Ink Master, seems to have even worse tattooers than usual this year. All of the people who were tattooed volunteered for a free tattoo, so I guess you cannot feel too bad for them, but these are some terrible tattoos.         The worst of the night:  These were supposedly the best tattoos of the night:       Winner of the night is still a terrible tattoo: 
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Staryberry posted:Spike's Tattoo Competition, Ink Master, seems to have even worse tattooers than usual this year. All of the people who were tattooed volunteered for a free tattoo, so I guess you cannot feel too bad for them, but these are some terrible tattoos. What exactly is the point of this show? I have a friend who has no tattoos herself, but she's addicted to all of these tattooing shows. I don't see the allure. Anyway, how lovely must that person feel, knowing their fresh new ink was voted worst of the night? Also, content: This is on the coworker of a friend of mine. My friend says she got it because she thinks having a tattoo makes her more "badass." It breaks two of my cardinal rules: 1. It was an impulse tattoo - she got it while she was on vacation. (ALWAYS sit on your idea for awhile to make sure you REALLY want it permanently etched in your skin.) 2. She let the artist draw it on freehand. (NEVER do this.) One of their other coworkers apparently said it looks like "a bunch of grapes." 
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This is on the coworker of a friend of mine. My friend says she got it because she thinks having a tattoo makes her more "badass." It breaks two of my cardinal rules: That looks like something out of a really bad 80's colouring book.
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I like to think the scratcher started with the webbing bit, which looks a lot more like a mandala than a dream catcher, and had to be told he was drawing the wrong kind of Indian design. I was unable to get a decent pic, but I saw a heavyset woman in her sixties wearing Capri pants with "Wine me Dine me Sixty nine me" taking up her cankle region. Walmart pharmacy usually has something for this thread. I should be more alert.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:What exactly is the point of this show? I have a friend who has no tattoos herself, but she's addicted to all of these tattooing shows. I don't see the allure. There was at least one episode of Best Ink (another tattoo competition show) which had some really good artists. Theresa Sharpe won the season. It was fun to watch just because it's fun to watch talented people do their thing (the same appeal applies to Top Chef, for example). Ink Masters is so bad, most of the entertainment is delicious delicious schadenfreude. They actually have the people who were tattooed vote on who of them got the worst tattoo. Sometimes people cry. Last season they actually invited people back to get coverups of lovely tattoos they had received earlier in the show. I believe that constituted "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
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Sep 14, 2014 21:39
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On the thumbnail I thought it's a bat, hanging down. Still don't know what this thing rising from the world is.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:2. She let the artist draw it on freehand. (NEVER do this.) Um actually quality tattoo artists can draw freehand and produce great work.
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eithedog posted:On the thumbnail I thought it's a bat, hanging down. Still don't know what this thing rising from the world is. I think the world is suspended in some sort of bag. Or a leg of those stockings that look opalescent when they catch the light.
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eithedog posted:On the thumbnail I thought it's a bat, hanging down. Still don't know what this thing rising from the world is. I believe that the world is supposed to be some galactic testes, and all of us are just star sperm waiting to be shot into the cosmos with the shuddering orgasms of God. 
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Psychobabble! posted:Um actually quality tattoo artists can draw freehand and produce great work. The key word there being quality. I'd rather my artist draw it out on a sheet so that I can ensure it's placed exactly where I want it.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The key word there being quality. Yeah, my coverup was done on a sheet, placed, then he did some freehand over that to make sure it fit right and everything. I also never just walked in and got anything done without giving them time to work on it, though. Except my super overdone music notes behind the ears, because he just basically googled some flash and slapped it on me.
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Staryberry posted:Hotlink massacre Burn victim Tiffany decided to become a firefighter after her tragic accident, I see.
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MC Hawking posted:Mildly and post the image anyways?
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stuxracer posted:why would you put Because get over it you baby.
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I honestly love tattoos like this because you can tell they mean nothing to the owner other than a quick laugh. Like the guy says to people he just met, "hey, y'all want to see something funny?"
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1redflag posted:I honestly love tattoos like this because you can tell they mean nothing to the owner other than a quick laugh. Like the guy says to people he just met, "hey, y'all want to see something funny?" True, but they also signify that the owner of said tattoo is good for nothing else apart from the initial laugh over whatever stupid joke they got tattooed on themsleves in lieu of an actual personality. And it gets old pretty quick when the weird guy keeps wanting to show you his dickbatman tattoo, and you are trying to hold a conversation.
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Staryberry posted:Spike's Tattoo Competition, Ink Master, seems to have even worse tattooers than usual this year. All of the people who were tattooed volunteered for a free tattoo, so I guess you cannot feel too bad for them, but these are some terrible tattoos. This one looks like a straight Gil Elvgren rip off. Well, kinda. Looks like he took the pose from one, gave it the clothing of another. He tried to do his own arms and face..  And they ended up being the worst parts. Such teeny tiny hands.
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Staryberry posted:massive image dump The anatomy on most of these is just stunningly bad. Like torsos way too long, thighs way too long, necks way too long, feet and hands all janky, etc etc etc. I mean seriously what the gently caress is wrong with her legs. Not to mention hands. And chest. And this is like the longest torso on any human being ever. Her back leg appears to be maybe an entire foot shorter than her front leg. Yeah... I tried to imagine myself getting one of these tattooed on myself and which one I would be least embarrassed to have. Not that I would sign up for a free random tattoo, but I think this one is the least worst: I'd still be embarrassed though.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
 At least the tattoo didn't have wheels!
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooong loooooooooooong torso
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I mean seriously what the gently caress is wrong with her legs. Related to Dagwood Bumstead. 
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