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This had me laughing like an idiot: http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901
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obliriovrons posted:I'm pretty sure that was updated shortly after it was originally posted, actually, not as a response to recent events. How To Get Nude Pics Of Absolutely Any Celebrity  probaby maybe??Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones
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How Many Of These State Mottos Do You Know? My favorite is the correct answer to #5.
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Pretty Lady Blob posted:How Many Of These State Mottos Do You Know? Maine’s state motto is actually “Ninety percent pebbles.” Nebraska’s state motto is actually “Home of the Nebraska state government.” “God save the queen” has been Georgia’s state motto since 1925. Virginia’s motto is actually “Name a museum your dad wants to go to. We got it!” Michigan’s motto is actually “Did somebody say lake?” Indiana’s motto has been “Folks grow up here, and then they die here” since 1937. Vermont’s motto is actually “Gnome-free since 1998.” Idaho’s motto is actually “No parents allowed!” “You can hit a dog here and not get in trouble” has been North Dakota’s motto since 1863. Massachusetts’ state motto is “You’ll spell it right on the third try.” Oakland’s state motto is actually “We’re not a state, but happy to be included.” South Carolina’s state motto is actually “Welcome divorced aunts!” Utah’s state motto is actually “Look at the word ‘Utah’ for 10 seconds and it stops making sense.” Wyoming’s state motto is actually “If you’re looking for Jim, he’s out back with the dogs.” Kansas’ state motto is “But you just got here!” Rhode Island’s state motto has been “Yes! We buy and sell used DVDs!” since 2004. Iowa’s state motto is “Yeah, that’s right. Iowa.” Alabama’s state motto has been “Everything you’ve heard is true” since 1955. Kentucky’s state motto is actually “Pa’s Dead.” Connecticut’s state motto is actually “If states were actors who portrayed James Bond, we would be Pierce Brosnan.” Mine's Kansas.
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I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles.  http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/next-week-clickhole-948
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Last Chance posted:I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles. Here's the one they posted last week: http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/next-week-clickhole-884#slide1
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Last Chance posted:I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles. "How I Stopped Smoking By Getting My Hands Stuck In Two Honeypots" hahaha
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That looks to me more like "ideas we had that aren't worth more than a headline and a photo" than an actual preview of future articles.
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Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where
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Every One Of Man’s Priorities Unrecognizable To Grandfather
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Here's an old one I never read before: http://www.theonion.com/articles/existentialist-firefighter-delays-3-deaths,17500/ I lost track of how many times it laps around being comedy and high art.
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NFL Announces New Zero-Tolerance Policy On Videotaped Domestic Violencequote:Goodell went on to clarify that in such cases, the NFL will cooperate fully with local authorities as soon as the league can no longer prevent incriminating evidence from being leaked to the media.
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Quiz: How Many Of These Classic Posters Do You Have In Your Dorm Room?
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The best part is that I think I can identify better than half of the original posters their list is based on. 
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I couldn't resist the final question's "Oh God" option 
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Uh oh. I just noticed Clickhole has a counter at the bottom that records how many times you've clicked on their site. I took it up to 100 and I got an achievement.
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It's only a four-digit counter. I wonder what happens if you run it all the way up.
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ultrafilter posted:It's only a four-digit counter. I wonder what happens if you run it all the way up. You get an achievement and it rolls back over.
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’90s Kids Rejoice! The End Of Net Neutrality Means The Return Of Dial-Up Speeds
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We're fast approaching The Onion's predicted future of iPhones Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
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Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
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The Conflict In Gaza Explained In One Long Noise
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ultrafilter posted:It's only a four-digit counter. I wonder what happens if you run it all the way up. There are a series of achievements with the last one presumably being the 9999. http://www.clickhole.com/achievement-hole/ ...I'm at 1000.
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The other videos at the end made it.
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Holy poo poo. 13 Years After 9/11 And I'm In The Best Shape Of My Life
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Which Iraq War Are You?
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The Aftermath Of September 11quote:FLYING JET AIRCRAFT INTO SKYSCRAPERS 
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I loving love that book. E: Babe Magnet posted:Also Onion Book Talk: Everyone get The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
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quote:Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation
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SkiLander posted:Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation Ask Sir-Mix-A-Lot
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When compared to other movies with hot boys, like Twighlight, The Hunger Games pails in comparison. I love David Rosenthal.
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Stunning Map Shows Just How Much Of Iraq And Syria VICE Now Controlsquote:As shown by the map above, VICE’s rapidly increasing presence has dominated the cities of Mosul and Tikrit, both of which were firmly in ISIS control just weeks ago. Currently, this VICE majority exists from the Euphrates in western Iraq and stretches into Syria, and the speed with which the spread has occurred has completely caught the world off guard. 
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I still love this older one. http://www.theonion.com/articles/stop-anthropomorphizing-me,11459/
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Mescal posted:Here's an old one I never read before: http://www.theonion.com/articles/existentialist-firefighter-delays-3-deaths,17500/ I missed it too, and now it's my new favorite.
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Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?
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Problem Solved! This Panda Has Been Giving Birth Over And Over Without Stopping Since Last Month!quote:“My father died 15 years ago,” he says. “And ever since then, I’ve missed him very much. Then one day last week, the panda gave birth to a full-grown human man. It was my dead father. He put his hand on the glass of the enclosure, looked me in the eyes, and said, ‘I love you son.’ Then five baby pandas burst out of his stomach and his empty skin fell to the ground like a deflated balloon.
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WickedHate posted:Problem Solved! This Panda Has Been Giving Birth Over And Over Without Stopping Since Last Month! what in the actual gently caress
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