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Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Dana Scully posted:

I was there. That article is a pretty gross misrepresentation of what happened. It took about ten seconds, and everyone was pretty chill about it.

That's still pretty hosed up. I don't have a wheelchair or prosthetics. But sometimes I can't stand. Hell, I don't always stand up and kneel in church, like hell I'm gonna do it for Kanye if I'm in pain. Shaming people who might be disabled because it's not obvious they are is loving terrible.

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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Eddie Valiant thanks you all for the condolences, and his brother's funeral will be on Sunday.

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's lots of highly trained gymnasts loving up/getting hurt.

I don't get why everytime they're on the really high bars they have what looks like a spotter. In almost every one of those videos where they dump off that thing the spotter just makes a halfass arms-up then stares like "Welp, yeah. That looked like it sucked."

I could understand if it was kids or something, but do they really expect someone to try and catch a decent sized person flying and flipping through the air?

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Enos Shenk posted:

I don't get why everytime they're on the really high bars they have what looks like a spotter. In almost every one of those videos where they dump off that thing the spotter just makes a halfass arms-up then stares like "Welp, yeah. That looked like it sucked."

I could understand if it was kids or something, but do they really expect someone to try and catch a decent sized person flying and flipping through the air?

Sometimes they catch them

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

PaganGoatPants posted:

so close but yet so far

I don't know why, but i'm dying here :lol:

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

"Come on buddy it's time to go home."
"Idunwanna, IwannaSWIIIII-"
"We're going home now!"
"NOOOOOO~"

Lywinis
Nov 5, 2007

I can bench more than you.

That is the most ACME thing I have ever seen in my life.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011



Not really sure what the idiot holding the balloon expected to happen there.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Silvyfox posted:

That is the most ACME thing I have ever seen in my life.

Yes. That's the point. It's a drat art installation.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

mind the walrus posted:

Yes. That's the point. It's a drat art installation.

Yeah, well, I prefer it to not be. :colbert: And also not being able to process what the gently caress.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Looks like it's Keenan Cahill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMGD96mLmVQ

If you have not seen this before, the 1:20 mark is pretty cool.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!



Share a Coke with

The Floor

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Humphreys posted:

Looks like it's Keenan Cahill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMGD96mLmVQ

If you have not seen this before, the 1:20 mark is pretty cool.

I've never liked 50 Cent, but that is exceptionally cool.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

No matter how many times you mop, that floor will be sticky forever.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
just like my bedroom in junior high

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

snortpocket posted:

just like my bedroom in junior high
_______/

Lawen
Aug 7, 2000


I love the guy in the background whose instinctive response to a wipeout is to turn into a little teapot.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lawen posted:

I love the guy in the background whose instinctive response to a wipeout is to turn into a little teapot.

Classic ginseng tea response.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

The Orange Mage posted:

Classic ginseng tea response.

I feel like this would be racist if he weren't white. drat privilege strikes again

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Lawen posted:

I love the guy in the background whose instinctive response to a wipeout is to turn into a little teapot.

Memento posted:

Classic teapot response in the background.

JamesieAB posted:

I'm a little teapot, short and stout...

kinmik posted:

"I love that the guy in the back's sole reaction is to do his best teapot impression."

I don't know where I first heard it, but it's never left me since. :allears:

:sax:

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Still the funniest observation in this thread.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

This is glorious. I just keep hearing Homer going down Springfield Gorge.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Centripetal Horse posted:

I've never liked 50 Cent, but that is exceptionally cool.

I'm no fan of his music but he seems like a pretty drat cool and nice guy based on interviews and actions like this.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Eruonen posted:

I'm no fan of his music but he seems like a pretty drat cool and nice guy based on interviews and actions like this.

Can't throw a baseball for poo poo though.

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Eruonen posted:

I'm no fan of his music but he seems like a pretty drat cool and nice guy based on interviews and actions like this.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Eruonen posted:

I'm no fan of his music but he seems like a pretty drat cool and nice guy based on interviews and actions like this.

My dad met him years ago when working at a department store. It was like, a month before he became mega famous. He spent about an hour with him buying clothes, and described him as "a nice young man".

He told us that he had met a guy who was a very famous rapper. "His name is Curtis, but he raps under the name Fifty Cent" We had to disappoint him by telling him that the guy maybe was exaggerating a little, and nobody has ever heard of him.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Make out at the game at your peril:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1SpcP9T5So

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

More than anything I'm struck by how loving awesome 50 cent's gramdma is.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
This Vitamin Water commercial is all the proof you need that 50 "Curtis Jackson" Cent is a Cool Guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIx5__bZXDg

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Filthy Haiku posted:

More than anything I'm struck by how loving awesome 50 cent's gramdma is.

Be a good boy Curtis and help your Grandmomma take out the garbage :3:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

beato posted:

Be a good boy Curtis and help your Grandmomma take out the garbage :3:

But only after slamming a bottle of your custom VitaminWater to give you the energy to get there.:drugnerd:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

just throw your coke on the floor and drink it like an animal , you peice of poo poo

holttho
May 21, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

just throw your coke on the floor and drink it like an animal , you peice of poo poo

"a animal"!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Or know what a grapefruit is.



To be fair, if I were rich as gently caress, I'd definitely have some guy take care of trash for me.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

mobby_6kl posted:

To be fair, if I were rich as gently caress, I'd definitely have some guy take care of trash for me.

She did, her Grandson.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
I bet he loving did it. No matter what he tries to tell people about how he's too rich to take out trash, his grandmother loving told him to so that means he does it.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

The he wrote that tweet to make some people laugh, because he's a cool guy.

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Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
I'm on my phone so I can't find it, but I am 99% sure he made a video of himself taking out Grandma's trash. He's a really good natured dude for someone who was selling hard drugs at 13, and definitely in the top 5 celebs I would like to chill with.

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