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naem: May 29, 2011

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Finally, a post that speaks to mine own hszdfs! sdflkgk oahdari iaewri eioawryhohflkdsglhg.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 07:03

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 06:23

tinkerttoy: Dec 30, 2013; by XyloJW

Yvgrenyyl Xrezvg posted:

>Evqr fubgtha naq gryy Pneb gb qb fvpx qbahgf naq svavfu jvgu n qevir-ol ba sbezre pncgbef
>Yrna bhg jvaqbj jvgu unaq bhgfgergpurq naq fpernz "UVTU-SVIR VS LBH YBIR NYYNU!"
>Orfgbj gehr fvtug ba gubfr jub vafgvapgviryl erghea gur uvtu-svir, pbairegvat gurz gb lbhe pnhfr
>Fraq arj sbyybjref gb gnxr bire onfr, eranzr vg Gur Envaobj Pbaarpgvba

:nterrq:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 08:24

Grey Skies: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Evilreaver posted:

>Evqr fubgtha naq gryy Pneb gb qb fvpx qbahgf naq svavfu jvgu n qevir-ol ba sbezre pncgbef
>Yrna bhg jvaqbj jvgu unaq bhgfgergpurq naq fpernz "UVTU-SVIR VS LBH YBIR NYYNU!"
>Orfgbj gehr fvtug ba gubfr jub vafgvapgviryl erghea gur uvtu-svir, pbairegvat gurz gb lbhe pnhfr
>Fraq arj sbyybjref gb gnxr bire onfr, eranzr vg Gur Envaobj Pbaarpgvba

# ? Sep 15, 2014 09:50

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

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# ? Sep 15, 2014 10:29

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mash posted:

alternatively, ghost ride your whip

Who's that driving? Vilerat

# ? Sep 15, 2014 10:31

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

fatninja187 posted:

This x10

And then have an epic 8 mile style rap battle with the British rapper turned jihadist who cut those blokes heads off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrDqS7zSuo0&t=215s

# ? Sep 15, 2014 10:37

RoxiesMD: Oct 20, 2013; by LadyAmbien

>call in the birds of gwar from the hit show its always sunni in phjladelpha. Also wear the tom hanks hat from that show

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:36

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 15, 2014 14:56

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:25

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

Gwar,, poo poo yourself, enlarge Stan...i'a this dick, poo poo/piss/cum, hide in caro's Goatse , go left meme meme meme

# ? Sep 15, 2014 16:09

Sir AIDS: Nov 5, 2013

>Tell them about Klurfs

"Silence infidel! Your tricks won't work on me"

>Give Klurf printout to Jihadist http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26ym1lUPP1r83ei3o1_500.png

"Wallah...The gumguts, the agendered cuteness, the infinite customisation! I renounce Islam! You may go!"

>Escape

# ? Sep 15, 2014 16:55

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

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LOADING LAST CHECKPOINT
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The Droid posted:

>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:57

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>RED MILES

# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:59

FallinInTheBlak: Jan 20, 2013; Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.

It's beautiful. Thank you, Atma.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:02

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

>Shed orange jumpsuit, leave in fire to throw off their trail!

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:03

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

>check other tents for guns
>start the truck and then do a corkscrew jump towards the camp, firing all guns at your former captors
>drive to the mountain

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:03

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

>Go to truck.
>Mow down captors with machine gun.
>Cut off head of one body.
>Find camera and sewing supplies and perform first ISIS re-heading video.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:04

Kurnugia: Sep 2, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Atma posted:

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LOADING LAST CHECKPOINT
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stop_giving_shit_commands.gif

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:05

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

> [S] Cascade

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:05

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

> Summon Hulk Hogan, he'll know what to do.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:08

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

>suck every dick in the world

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:08

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

>Using materials from a tent create Arab style robes that Lawrence of Arabia wore
>Ignore the jeep and instead use camels to head towards the mountain

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:13

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

>drive away from the camp and shoot up any other vehicles on the way out
>once you are a safe distance away, convert your orange jumpsuits into gokupants

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:14

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

>Look up guide to those achievements that popped up earlier, spend 20 hours grinding away at some hidden mechanic that isn't fun

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:17

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

13/f/cali posted:

>Look up guide to those achievements that popped up earlier, spend 20 hours grinding away at some hidden mechanic that isn't fun

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:19

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

visceril posted:

>drive away from the camp and shoot up any other vehicles on the way out
>once you are a safe distance away, convert your orange jumpsuits into gokupants

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:19

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Switch clothes with Caro then get in the car and burn out to the mountain

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:21

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

>based on other games as a guide, hurl feces at Islamic state to unlock 'first poo poo' achievement

I also guarantee building a goku is an achievement, as is killing you're famil

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:21

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

visceril posted:

>drive away from the camp and shoot up any other vehicles on the way out
>once you are a safe distance away, convert your orange jumpsuits into gokupants

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:24

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Tell Caro we have an even better idea: we're going to go to the mountain.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:27

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

Kurnugia posted:

stop_giving_shit_commands.gif

Don't attempt to use the cool ability the peacock god gave us, got it!

Edit: also:
>check inventory, did we shove something up our rear end or not

Literally Kermit fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Sep 15, 2014

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:28

Lanky Coconut Tree: Apr 7, 2011; An angry tree.

The angriest tree

13/f/cali posted:

>Look up guide to those achievements that popped up earlier, spend 20 hours grinding away at some hidden mechanic that isn't fun

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:32

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:35

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

>go to mountain with Caro, attempt to seduce him the whole way

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:36

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

mr.capps posted:

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:52

Gihon: Jan 9, 2014

mr.capps posted:

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:55

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

mr.capps posted:

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:56

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

Atma posted:

Jump in Jeep, pop in "Best of the Best" soundtrack cassette, cue driving montage as you head to the mountain.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:58

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

mr.capps posted:

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:04

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 06:23

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

mr.capps posted:

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:06

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