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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol at Jorge Mendes conning €80m out of RM for James

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Lol the dumb Real fans who were whistling at Casillas are probably the same ones who went crazy when he was benched with Mourinho. They're stupid as heck also gay

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Hamez was a waste of money lol

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Suqit posted:

Looks like Neymar was the best buy after all. 2 goals. What a player for the juggernaut that is Barcelona.

And he only cost two hundred million dollars.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Polidoro posted:

And he only cost two hundred million dollars.

Absolute bargain.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
So when does Ancelotti get sacked?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Real are an idiot club for clown fucker bitches it seems

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Is Ancelotti to blame? Isn't the administration the ones to blame for the lovely transfers?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
I couldn't watch it (went to the Legia game), I need to know - was Casillas to blame for any of the goals and was James dogshit, Chicharito useless, Benzema terrible and Carlo out.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm happy to see that Chicharito is still poo poo with €9001m of players behind him. He probably would have finished that one that Benzema hosed up though.

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

mackintosh posted:

Benzema terrible

https://twitter.com/FootballVines/status/510859761831526401

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

mackintosh posted:

I couldn't watch it (went to the Legia game), I need to know - was Casillas to blame for any of the goals and was James dogshit, Chicharito useless, Benzema terrible and Carlo out.

Yes.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Real Sociedad goes and loses to some Europa League poo poo, then beats Real Madrid, then loses to Celta.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

El Hefe posted:

Real Sociedad goes and loses to some Europa League poo poo, then beats Real Madrid, then loses to Celta.

They're doing gods work.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
James is trash probably. To be honest i wasnt paying attention except when they showed the chebs

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

El Hefe posted:

Real Sociedad goes and loses to some Europa League poo poo, then beats Real Madrid, then loses to Celta.

It's a pretty decent game tbh

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

yep, that's definitely Benzema

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

Real Sociedad goes and loses to some Europa League poo poo, then beats Real Madrid, then loses to Celta.

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
Shouldn't have sold Di Maria and Alonso and Casemiro in order to replace them with nothing. Ancelotti doesn't rate Illaramendi so what was his plan?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Perez should be fired into the sun. His obsession with breaking up well functioning teams is a cancer.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Shouldn't have sold Di Maria and Alonso and Casemiro in order to replace them with nothing. Ancelotti doesn't rate Illaramendi so what was his plan?

its not that he doesn't rate him

Illaramendi is bad

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Modus Trollens posted:

its not that he doesn't rate him

Illaramendi is bad

€30m lol

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
It's all realmadrid.txt

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bape Culture posted:

Hamez was a waste of money lol

agreed

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006

Modus Trollens posted:

its not that he doesn't rate him

Illaramendi is bad

Right, but if you don't like the player, why say 'it's ok if Alonso is gone, we have cover with Illaramendi'? Just get rid of him.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

CARLOS

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Right, but if you don't like the player, why say 'it's ok if Alonso is gone, we have cover with Illaramendi'? Just get rid of him.

no one wants him i guess

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I know people are really skeptical of using advance stats in soccer but I thought these were telling:

20: Number of days since the Madrid Reals won their last game.
8: goals conceded by the Madrid Reals in 3 games. (2.6 per game)
13: Madrid's place in La Liga
1: Number of quality defenders Madrid has
0: Number of quality strikers Madrid has.

You guys think I should forward this to Zonal Marking? Could lead to a quality post IMO

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

BWV posted:

I know people are really skeptical of using advance stats in soccer but I thought these were telling:

20: Number of days since the Madrid Reals won their last game.
8: goals conceded by the Madrid Reals in 3 games. (2.6 per game)
13: Madrid's place in La Liga
1: Number of quality defenders Madrid has
0: Number of quality strikers Madrid has.

You guys think I should forward this to Zonal Marking? Could lead to a quality post IMO

http://instagram.com/p/s7ChlqkNHL/

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
I read that 21 of the last 27 shots at goal against RM have been goals.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

BWV posted:

I know people are really skeptical of using advance stats in soccer but I thought these were telling:

20: Number of days since the Madrid Reals won their last game.
8: goals conceded by the Madrid Reals in 3 games. (2.6 per game)
13: Madrid's place in La Liga
1: Number of quality defenders Madrid has
0: Number of quality strikers Madrid has.

You guys think I should forward this to Zonal Marking? Could lead to a quality post IMO

drat those are some telling stats

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

I hope we score 420 goals and concede 69. Advanced stats ftw

Oliax
Aug 19, 2011

Bavaro-Mancunian
Friendship Society
That Kroos for Xabi deal may yet turn out to be transaction of the summer, at least as far as gnashing of teeth is concerned.

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
Benzema has 2 goals in the last 18 games.

I'm pretty sure Jozy could score more than that if he had service at Real Madrid.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I am going to put money on Elche beating Real Madrid at the Bernabéu on the 23rd. Then I will buy a salmon skin roll with the proceeds.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

ephex posted:

Real are an idiot club for clown fucker bitches it seems

Amazed they spend so much on James.

Ronaldo still has a big move left in him. He's a beast and keeps himself in great shape. he'll at least be playing till Figo was (37).

He's coming to West Brom.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
genuinely interested to see what kind of player Ronaldo turns into once the pace fades (assuming the gear doesn't ruin his knees before we get a chance to see). He's good enough to slot in wherever....

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

#betaproblems

https://vine.co/v/Oa9u3VDdUvx

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005



How long until Ronaldo gets sick of Perez bringing in so many poo poo players and bolts for a club that actually cares about winning?

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