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Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

The AI Terrible Car thread has been on an RX-8 derail for like three or four pages

# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:41

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 17:49

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm sure it's fun to drive and handles well. High RPMs rule. But when you take in all the factors I just don't see why you'd ever get one

# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:43

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Christoff posted:

I'm sure it's fun to drive and handles well. High RPMs rule. But when you take in all the factors I just don't see why you'd ever get one

I feel ya. Ive enjoyed my RX8 for the last few years and highly recommend one to someone who is willing to actually keep up maintenance with it, but I totally understand just getting a used Z or v6 Genesis instead and not having to worry about any of that

# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:57

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

240 hp if you have a standard, pretty light for a car with a back seat, plus the perfect balance between the wheels honestly makes it a really fun track car that can take turns at 55 that Corvettes, Camaros, Mustangs and Zs have to slow down to 30 for. The MPG is a pain, but then again I'm not poor so I don't honestly give a poo poo unless gas hits $12 a gallon.

As per maintenance, its a lot better in the Renesis than it was in the predecessors.

That said my next car is probably going to be a G37 or a CTS-V

ive been planning on an 07-8 g35 mt sedan, but this winter is suppose to be ugly and i dont fancy trying to learn all the quirks of what would be my first rwd during a holocaust of snow. so im gonna wait til spring and by then may have enough cash saved up to grab a lightly used evo x

# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:52

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

ive been planning on an 07-8 g35 mt sedan, but this winter is suppose to be ugly and i dont fancy trying to learn all the quirks of what would be my first rwd during a holocaust of snow. so im gonna wait til spring and by then may have enough cash saved up to grab a lightly used evo x

I'm not sure there's a such thing as a "lightly used Evo". I'd say look for a WRX STI or BMW with xDrive

# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:32

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lightly used evo x

lol

omg lol

# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:33

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

ive been planning on an 07-8 g35 mt sedan, but this winter is suppose to be ugly and i dont fancy trying to learn all the quirks of what would be my first rwd during a holocaust of snow. so im gonna wait til spring and by then may have enough cash saved up to grab a lightly used evo x

Don't do it man, G35s at this point are straight up high school on a Sunday

# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:42

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm not sure there's a such thing as a "lightly used Evo". I'd say look for a WRX STI or BMW with xDrive

I mean by that logic I assume it'd apply even more to an STI?

# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:43

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Christoff posted:

I mean by that logic I assume it'd apply even more to an STI?

Nah, most STI owners are pretty easy on them. Evo owners seem to be a crazier group because of their reputation as both rally and tuner cars.

Anyone drive this year's Dart yet? I've heard good things about them, still would rather own the Alfa ROmeo it's built on top of instead though

# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:48

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Christoff posted:

I mean by that logic I assume it'd apply even more to an STI?

The STI would be less of a reliability nightmare and will still have more than enough parts support, both OEM and aftermarket. It's game over for the Evo.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:51

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I just don't know why they started making the STI and EVO so ugly and bland like a family sedan

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:02

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Christoff posted:

I just don't know why they started making the STI and EVO so ugly and bland like a family sedan

Blame Europe.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:04

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Christoff posted:

I just don't know why they started making the STI and EVO so ugly and bland like a family sedan

Uhhh what? The STI and Evo are both derived from family sedans, the Impreza and Lancer.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:04

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Right but they weren't always so plain looking

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:12

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Christoff posted:

Right but they weren't always so plain looking

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:23

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Yeah, the newer Evos are actually pretty mean looking compared to how they used to look. No longer have the same silhouette as the loving Toyota Ecco, bigger grille, wider stance.

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:37

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

cars go vroom vroom beep beep

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:41

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

lol

omg lol

lightly used in a relative sense m8. as long as the only mods are boltons and its got less than 100k thats fine. i expect it to have some hard miles on it that comes with the territory

dont care for stis, ive driven and worked on both and i prefer the evo :shrug:

ps sorry this is killing you ebb

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:52

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Car chat:

Butt chat:

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:59

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Christoff posted:

Right but they weren't always so plain looking

This is enlisted for "why aren't gold alloy rims the factory standard?"

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:09

Poppyseed Poundcake: Feb 23, 2007

getoutmecar

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:44

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Dead Reckoning posted:

This is enlisted for "why aren't gold alloy rims the factory standard?"

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:45

McSpatula: Aug 5, 2006

Christoff posted:

I mean by that logic I assume it'd apply even more to an STI?

It'd apple to any sports car owner with enough disposable income, and lack of common sense. The enlisted man.

But for realzies, ever since Mitsubishi got rid of the 4G63, the evo has been lackluster as gently caress. 2015 might make up for it with their limited production, last run models being released, but I doubt it.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:04

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nobody who gave a poo poo about maintaining a car ever bought a loving Evo. It's guys who hated being stuck in a Civic SI and suddenly realized they could afford the payment on a $30,000 car.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:54

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

cars go vroom vroom beep beep

That's about all I can contribute.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:56

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

gently caress car chat bring back date chat. I'm getting back on the horse and tinder doesn't interest me. Anybody try match or something like that before?

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:01

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

just go to the bar and pick up floozies like our lord satan intended

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:03

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I don't go to bars because reasons.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:07

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

sir i know youre a teetotaler but you could order a shirley temple or some poo poo

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:09

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

OKCupid is actually pretty solid if you put a little effort into it. I met a previous girlfriend there.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:10

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

OKCupid is actually pretty solid if you put a little effort into it. I met a previous girlfriend there.

All it recommends for me these days are christian chicks and fat girls with kooky hair

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:11

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

sir i know youre a teetotaler but you could order a shirley temple or some poo poo

teetotalers can hang out in bars, i'm more of a raging alcoholic on the home stretch to a year sober

nine months last week :toot:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:16

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Get on okcupid and go on dates with chicks 40 lbs heavier than their profile pic lets on and shove garlic in their twat as some hippie health remedy, it'll be sweet

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:17

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

not everyone can be shim

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:21

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

teetotalers can hang out in bars, i'm more of a raging alcoholic on the home stretch to a year sober

nine months last week

gj dude

I did yahoo personals for a little while back when i was dating in like...2006. It wasn't the worst.

Plenty of fish was the ghetto since it was free

idk those were the two i tried like 8 years ago

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:25

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress car chat bring back date chat. I'm getting back on the horse and tinder doesn't interest me. Anybody try match or something like that before?

In the last year, OKCupid has been overrun with old people and fats trying to get in on what the sexy people were doing. If you're willing to take the time, there is still some quality on there, but be prepared to sift out a lot of chaff. Yoga classes are still a good choice, because it automatically filters out people unable to raise their hands above their head. No drinking either.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:27