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If she were an American she would have just fired a few warning shots through the ceiling.
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Sep 15, 2014 23:13
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Maybe it was something like this? I though it was a bit inappropriate to ask, but I obliged and put up some track lighting anyway.
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Sep 15, 2014 23:21
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TheStampede posted:Maybe it was something like this?
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Sep 15, 2014 23:26
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TheStampede posted:Maybe it was something like this? Maybe use your wrist more than your whole body when you masturbate?
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Sep 15, 2014 23:29
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Sep 15, 2014 23:57
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goodbyebluesky posted:A friend on facebook posted this. "I'm hearing a lot of clomping...?" 
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Sep 16, 2014 00:21
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Koivunen posted:
What, Me Worry?
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Sep 16, 2014 00:40
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Oh come on, when I had a problem with neighbours accidently binning my mail, I didn't leave a passive agressive note I loving went upstairs and knocked on the door and when no-one opened it went and got half a pilchard I had in the freezer and slid it under the door. Turns out they had actually died that day (dude was like 66 and was on disability due to heart problems) so the stench of rotting fish actually alerted the police sooner. I should of got a medal for that or something.
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Sep 16, 2014 01:05
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 Wendy Williams, talk show host and a person who just ate an actual crow.
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Sep 16, 2014 01:51
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   Isn't there a goon called discocunt?
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Sep 16, 2014 02:04
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Say Nothing posted:Isn't there a goon called discocunt? I would honestly be surprised if there wasn't.
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Sep 16, 2014 02:47
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Sep 16, 2014 02:59
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Say Nothing posted:
That's my cousin.
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Sep 16, 2014 03:34
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Discospawn posted:That's my cousin. Not your mother? ... I'll see myself out.
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Sep 16, 2014 03:41
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goodbyebluesky posted:A friend on facebook posted this. They're always polite because they think they live under a frickin' AT-AT. 
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Sep 16, 2014 03:42
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No main? 
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Sep 16, 2014 04:56
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Tiggum posted:No main? That's entrée
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Sep 16, 2014 05:37
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Necc0 posted:Your friend should lose some weight and/or walk more lightly. loving elephant. Or just take his shoes off in the house. Was he raised in a barn?
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Sep 16, 2014 05:49
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Koivunen posted:
What? Me ninja? (EF sorta B)
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Sep 16, 2014 06:09
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The MSJ posted:
Where do you even get a crow? Did she get someone to go out and shoot one?
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Sep 16, 2014 07:13
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Either way, there was a murder nearby.
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Sep 16, 2014 07:14
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Tiggum posted:No main? Entrée means main in America. 
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Sep 16, 2014 07:26
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Organza Quiz posted:Entrée means main in America.  I don't live in the US, so until now I have no idea this is what it looks like over there.
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Sep 16, 2014 07:30
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Organza Quiz posted:Entrée means main in America. I'm in the US and I've never seen cups this big.
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Sep 16, 2014 07:35
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A quick google search says McDonalds cup sizes are 16oz, 21oz, and 32oz, which is about 480ml, 630ml, and 960ml.
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Sep 16, 2014 07:46
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Istari posted:A quick google search says McDonalds cup sizes are 16oz, 21oz, and 32oz, which is about 480ml, 630ml, and 960ml. gimme a litre of cola
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Sep 16, 2014 07:49
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Organza Quiz posted:Entrée means main in America. Those look live movie theater cups to me, notice the distinct lack of any McDonald's logo any of the "American McDonald's" cups? edit: The sad thing is I have seen "small" cups that big at movie theaters before. America, not quite as bad as the rest of the world thinks we are, but close. Vorpal Cat has a new favorite as of 07:54 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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Sep 16, 2014 07:49
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Organza Quiz posted:Entrée means main in America. There needs to be a version of  with a double chin.Here have a funny place name due to cultural differences. 
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Sep 16, 2014 07:52
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Koivunen posted:
At least both of its eyes are in the right place. Phraggah has a new favorite as of 11:03 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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Sep 16, 2014 11:01
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Organza Quiz posted:Entrée means main in America. Knormal posted:Yeah that's shifted by one, at a US McDonald's a large is indeed 32 oz (946 ml).
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Sep 16, 2014 11:10
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Tiggum posted:How do you drink an entire litre of Coke in one sitting? And with a meal, as well.
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Sep 16, 2014 11:15
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That's not really... how long of drives do you take that you need a litre of coke to keep your spirits up? Like I'm gonna take a three hour car trip next week and my driver drat sure isn't taking a litre of coke along. Is it just the hope that holding in a piss will at least keep you from falling asleep?
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Sep 16, 2014 11:37
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Last time I took a drive to Stockholm (approx 4-6 hours depending on traffic and weather) I drank a 500ml bottle of coke, a 500 ml bottle of energy drink, a 500 ml bottle of mineral water and I forget but something else hwen I ate about mid way through the journey so yeah, I can see someone buying 1l of coke for a long car journey. I also drank something similar when I needed to head up to Vaasa from another town, which ended up being a ten hour trip. Sometimes you gotta drive far, man, and this is in pretty small countries, I can imagine it being worse in the US.
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Sep 16, 2014 11:45
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In this case a "long car trip" means about 30 minutes' commute. We Americans don't know what water is, and all our coffee comes as an ingredient in $7 Starbucks milkshakes. If you grow up eating food like this you get conditioned to it, so it's only going to get worse and the sizes are only going to get bigger. 
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Sep 16, 2014 11:51
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goodbyebluesky posted:A friend on facebook posted this. Fat fuckers clomping around with shoes on wooden floors is bad, but it was the constant SCRRRAAAAPPPPPEEEE of someone who kept sliding a heavy wooden chair back on a wooden floor when I'm trying to go to loving sleep that filled me with murderous rage.
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Sep 16, 2014 11:52
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Tiggum posted:How do you drink an entire litre of Coke in one sitting? And with a meal, as well. My Lovely Horse posted:That's not really... how long of drives do you take that you need a litre of coke to keep your spirits up? Like I'm gonna take a three hour car trip next week and my driver drat sure isn't taking a litre of coke along. Is it just the hope that holding in a piss will at least keep you from falling asleep? I don't know about the rest of you, but I cram the cup with ice when I pour a drink. A couple of weeks ago, I got curious, and measured how much liquid was in a cup I was drinking from. The result was that the actual liquid was less than half of the cup's contents. A liter on a long car ride seems normal to me, and less than half that after ice seems super reasonable. According the Mayo Clinic website, the average total beverage intake for a man should be about three liters per day. If you're rolling 960ml deep with McDonalds, and even 1/3rd of that is ice, you're only 20% of the way to your daily drinking quota. Clearly, you shouldn't be getting all your water in the form of cola, but all this "Oh, my GOD, an entire LITER," seems pretty ridiculous. Just don't drink sugary syrup water day in and day out. Edit: 30 minutes definitely does not qualify as "long" in my little scenario, but it isn't like the soda ceases to be drinkable when you reach your destination. You don't have to shotgun it all in the car.
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Sep 16, 2014 12:00
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Tiggum posted:How do you drink an entire litre of Coke in one sitting? And with a meal, as well. Generally don't as people said above. I get huge drinks to last me the rest of the afternoon at work. Also my family makes tremendous car rides once or twice a year (16 hours) so buying huge drinks and drinking them until the next stop several hours down the road becomes a survival rationing situation.
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Centripetal Horse posted:According the Mayo Clinic website, the average total beverage intake for a man should be about three liters per day. No. That would be the daily intake of fluids including all the water that is in the food you eat. The water in the food that you eat contributes a significant amount. It doesn't mean you need to get that from things you drink from a cup.
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