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Richie Incognito Pretty much voting just to add to the huge turnout.
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I wonder how close this is.
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Sep 12, 2014 22:24
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ArkOfTurus posted:Richie Incognito Likewise: Darren Rovell The dude just oozes tangy douche brine. He is an inhuman, pathological asslick.
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Sep 12, 2014 22:27
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Richard Incognito If only because a three hundred plus pound rear end in a top hat dry humping women at a charity golf event is the exact loving opposite of incognito.
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Sep 12, 2014 22:30
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Lord of Garbagemen posted:Rovell would honestly get bent over being #SADOTY2014 No, he'd bask in the attention like some sort of douche-lizard under a sun of hate. You're giving him exactly what he wants. There's no such thing as bad publicity, especially to someone like Rovell. I know it's been awhile, but has everyone forgotten about just how much of a spectacular rear end in a top hat Incognito was? Sending petty emails and being obsessed about your brand have nothing on being a violent, racist rear end in a top hat who sexually assaults women and is so repugnant that he forces other grown-rear end men who have lived their entire lives in locker room culture to remove themselves from his presence, even if it means potentially giving up their livelihood. Incognito isn't just your run-of-the-mill high school bully type of douche, he's made being a douche into his entire lifestyle. He's such a douche that he honestly didn't even see what was so wrong about calling his black teammates niggers, or donning a kamikaze headband to mock an Asian employee, or talking about the "stank-rear end curry pussy" of his teammate's sister. To him this was just normal, everyday fun. This is a man who was legitimately depressed that nobody wanted to go to a strip club and "slay cray cray puss" with him. This is a man who, when left with nobody else to harass, resorted to beating his own car with a bat just to unleash his frustration on something. This is a man who lives, breathes, sweats, and shits douche. Richie Incognito has achieved douchelightenment, become one with the douche, exists in a state of doucheconciousness. Richie Incognito is the 2014 Ben Roethlisberger Douche of the Year. 
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Sep 12, 2014 22:42
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Doctor Syrup posted:-snip- He really didnt do anything, again this mouth breather was just born with the silver douchespoon in hand. His only achievement towards douchedom was managing to beat the other worthless sperm to the egg. Rovell has built something with his own two thumbs, a brand. And this brand is DOUCHE. Rovell has cultivated the douche, built the douche, gotten douche a full time gig on a sports show. Incognitos douche was one brilliant bright trailer trash flash, Rovell has created a legacy of douche that will burn on bright far after we all pass away.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:12
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Sooo, Adrien Peterson is gonna make a run at DotY 2015 I guess.
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Sep 12, 2014 23:35
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Mrit posted:Incognito destroyed multiple careers lolwut
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Sep 12, 2014 23:36
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 WE HAVE A WINNER! WE HAVE A WINNER!With an insanely close score for having such high voter turnout, your winner by a margin of 71-55 is...  RICHIE "LET IT RAIN" INCOGNITO! Congrats you gigantic douchebag! You earned it! I would like to thank cowbelle for helping me tally votes, all of the people who did douche interviews, and everyone who participated. I look forward to doing it again next year, and it should be a good one because we already have enough douches to fill a bracket. Now, let's begin tweeting at Rovell to rub salt in the wound that is defeat. #TFFDotY2014
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Sep 13, 2014 01:45
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Couldn't have happened to a more gigantic douche. Congratulations to those of you who voted correctly and I'm sorry to those of you who wish Rovell was getting mad right now. I wonder what Incognito would say if he knew?
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Sep 13, 2014 01:52
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Hopefully next year doesn't have enough people for a "beating the poo poo out of people" bracket  Also I already tweeted at Rovell
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Sep 13, 2014 01:55
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Well, it was a good run while it lasted.
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Sep 13, 2014 02:03
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Rovell strikes me as a future hall of famer
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Sep 13, 2014 04:21
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:RICHIE "LET IT RAIN" INCOGNITO! YAY!
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Sep 13, 2014 05:27
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Febreeze posted:Rovell strikes me as a future hall of famer There is no way he wins next year, what with next year's competition being a wife beater that got a league wide cover up, a prima donna child beater, an alleged pregnant wife pusher over, and whatever the hell the rest of the Niners decide to pull off this season.
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Sep 13, 2014 05:36
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Thanks for running it again Ben  
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Sep 13, 2014 05:38
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you deserved it, rich
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Sep 13, 2014 10:51
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effectual posted:Thanks for running it again Ben It was my pleasure! Now that I am balls deep in grab school, time has been an issue, but I strive to provide all of you with the finest in douchertainment. Next year, if I'm still strapped for time, I'll likely ask for a few volunteers and have everyone run one section of the bracket (Players, Admin, Media, Wildcard, HoF) and let them add their own personal flair to it. Should make it more fun for everyone.
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Sep 13, 2014 12:42
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:It was my pleasure! Doesn't grab school get you nominated for this 
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Sep 13, 2014 12:59
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A fine result. Fine, fine result. Like I said before, in the world of douche, this is the Year of Incognito. Quick, start tweeting Rovell that he wasn't a big enough douche to win, maybe he'll get all buttmad and be a bigger douche to compensate and make a run at 2015.
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Sep 13, 2014 13:15
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Spoeank posted:Hopefully next year doesn't have enough people for a "beating the poo poo out of people" bracket Yeeeeesh, seriously. And Congrats to Richie "King Turd" Incognito on going chalk and being the douche we always knew you were since back in your college, Rams, Bills (I guess) and Fins days, you miserable twat.  May we never see you again, unless it's voting for lifetime enshrinement.edit: did an initial #TFFDotY2014 tweet  - will link him the final standings graphic in a follow up (as we all should) once it's complete. 
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Sep 13, 2014 15:25
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:[b]Current Bracket Bracket all finished!
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Sep 13, 2014 18:18
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 Have at it, twitter dudes. Thanks Militree #TFFDotY2014
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Sep 13, 2014 18:49
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The Right Douche Won Rovell will be around for years to come though
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Sep 13, 2014 18:57
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I predict Adrian Peterson will be next year's winner.
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Sep 13, 2014 23:28
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Huzzah to the king! Huzzah to Richie Incognito, the douchiest douchebag of all the douches. Let his name be renowned throughout the ages. Rovell is definitely a douche, and shall douche again, whereas this is likely the last time we shall see Incognito. So let us praise his Doucheness while we have him, and look forward to another year of fantastic, transcendant douchery.
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Sep 13, 2014 23:38
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This kind of reasoning is why Leonardo DiCaprio will die without an Oscar.
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Sep 13, 2014 23:45
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edit: wrong thread
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Sep 14, 2014 01:15
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Thank god, great voting all, please close this thread
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Sep 14, 2014 01:27
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Cruel and Unusual posted:This kind of reasoning is why Leonardo DiCaprio will die without an Oscar. He'll look old eventually.
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Sep 14, 2014 12:30
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Cruel and Unusual posted:This kind of reasoning is why Leonardo DiCaprio will die without an Oscar. He deserves to I would have accepted your reasoning had you said Peter O'Toole
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Sep 14, 2014 23:06
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what a poo poo ending to a good tourney. So many günes triggering back to middle school bullys upon hearing incognitos name
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Sep 15, 2014 16:52
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Lord of Garbagemen posted:what a poo poo ending to a good tourney. So many günes triggering back to middle school bullys upon hearing incognitos name Maybe, but Rovell had the advantage of people voting for him because they wanted to see a twitter reaction that never happened.
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Sep 15, 2014 17:03
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Incognito was the bigger douche, all things considered. Whining that people thought so don't change things.
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Sep 16, 2014 03:32
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On the off chance that people are still reading this thread, what would you like to see different in next years tournament? No suggestion is too outrageous and if it sounds both good and doable, I'll try to integrate it.
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:On the off chance that people are still reading this thread, what would you like to see different in next years tournament? You shouldn't put people in accused of violent crimes. It was pretty lovely choosing what you think is worse between someone who beat their fiance and someone who possibly raped someone.
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Sep 16, 2014 14:42
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korrandark posted:You shouldn't put people in accused of violent crimes. It was pretty lovely choosing what you think is worse between someone who beat their fiance and someone who possibly raped someone. The rule I went with there was if they are facing charges. It was a compromise between people with your point of view and those who wanted anything to go in.
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Sep 16, 2014 14:47
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:On the off chance that people are still reading this thread, what would you like to see different in next years tournament? A special award for most douchery + worst actual football achieved in tandem. Ray Rice would have won it this year--most douche for smallest amount of good football played or commentary or whatever these people's jobs supposedly are.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:11
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Raku posted:A special award for most douchery + worst actual football achieved in tandem. Ray Rice would have won it this year--most douche for smallest amount of good football played or commentary or whatever these people's jobs supposedly are. So like some superlative awards to give out between rounds? That could work. I'd likely take nominations at the start, hand pick a top four, and vote on them every now and again.
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Or Most Improved Douche--which is the opposite of what it says. It's for the guy who tarnishes a good public image the most via surprise douchery.
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