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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

that poor dude with the explorer

i took a cab a couple weeks ago and asked the cabbie if he had any cool stories from the night and he talked about how he saw a driver kill a drunk guy crossing the street in front of my date

gently caress you jesus that story sucked

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what a bunch of losers

my neighbor down the hall in the condo next to mine was rotting away for a week before they found him a couple days ago. now hopefully ill get some spooky shenanigans goin on :ghost:

stay safe condo ghost

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hope it's not a rape ghost

Fart Cannon
Oct 12, 2008

College Slice

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

hope it's not a rape ghost

txt me sometime rape ghost

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what a bunch of losers

my neighbor down the hall in the condo next to mine was rotting away for a week before they found him a couple days ago. now hopefully ill get some spooky shenanigans goin on :ghost:

Did he make the hallway smell bad?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

McNally posted:

Did he make the hallway smell bad?

KFFF just outed himself as a smelly fist gently caress

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

McNally posted:

Did he make the hallway smell bad?

the hallway always smells like poo poo this place is infested with chinks spics and spooks

my place smells like clean laundry go gently caress youself fart sniffer

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Man people from my work are going all sadbrains over seeing the dead guy on the road this morning. For a bunch of HARDENED FORMER MILITARY KILLERS HOOYAH (fuckin navy) they sure are a bunch of pussies.

Weak. My kid saw a girl get run over by their school bus when he was 6 or 7.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the hallway always smells like poo poo this place is infested with chinks spics and spooks

This sounds like a line that was cut from Ghostbusters.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

go gently caress youself fart sniffer

lmao

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

Weak. My kid saw a girl get run over by their school bus when he was 6 or 7.


This sounds like a line that was cut from Ghostbusters.

you think your kid is hard?



this kid has probably cut off someones head

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Then took a JDAM to the dome

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you think your kid is hard?



this kid has probably cut off someones head

That kid has seen some poo poo.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
was driving to get some coffee from 7-11 and the whole street was blocked off by the cops cuz of a dead hobo in the street. ya know, "nothin beats the hobo life, stabbin folks with my hobo knife". two other bums got tweaked out on meth and wanted his shoes. fuckin assholes i just wanted some loving coffee.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

elite_garbage_man posted:

Then took a JDAM to the dome

inshallah

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

theres probably some isis sperg just flipping the gently caress out constantly like "put a stock on that young blood's ak he aint gonna have no control otherwise" and none of the guys will listen to him because inshallah

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
they probably cut that guys head off for being an apostate

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you think your kid is hard?



this kid has probably cut off someones head

Point to AK kid, but mine's still white.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
My kid is the hardest motherfucker of them all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoUWdzNp9SM

and white

Helldump Immunity. fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Sep 18, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity. posted:

My kid is the hardest motherfucker of them all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoUWdzNp9SM

and white

kid fuckin owns

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

kid fuckin owns

truth

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Helldump Immunity. posted:

My kid is the hardest motherfucker of them all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoUWdzNp9SM

and white

I actually laughed out loud.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Gentlevets start your engines

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/uber-seeks-to-put-veterans-behind-the-wheel/

edit: this will be most exciting in states with open carry laws

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Zeris posted:

Gentlevets start your engines

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/uber-seeks-to-put-veterans-behind-the-wheel/

edit: this will be most exciting in states with open carry laws




... I dunno what I was trying to do here.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

... I dunno what I was trying to do here.

Drive?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Gonna buy fingerless gloves and tell my passengers the rules.

I drive.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Victor Vermis posted:




... I dunno what I was trying to do here.

:lol: I need an av of the spinning wind up wheel.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Some asshat claiming he's walking from Philadelphia to who the gently caress knows came to the vet lounge today, looking like a pile of dogshit and probably smelled similar, to distribute information conspiracy theory poo poo related to the saudis.

Didn't think much of it then, but I kinda want to find and beat the poo poo out of him now. Here's hoping he gets rape-murdered in Arkansas.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Some asshat claiming he's walking from Philadelphia to who the gently caress knows came to the vet lounge today, looking like a pile of dogshit and probably smelled similar, to distribute information conspiracy theory poo poo related to the saudis.

Didn't think much of it then, but I kinda want to find and beat the poo poo out of him now. Here's hoping he gets rape-murdered in Arkansas.

His credentials check out.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
People like him need tracking chips implanted in them. Then synced to gps systems, assigned point values determined by level of crazy, and left to get run over in traffic when they're out strolling down the sidewalk, trackable from all car gps.

We can make it a game and televise it too.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I don't think you're really in a position to be determining which people are drains on society.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Zeris posted:

Gentlevets start your engines

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/uber-seeks-to-put-veterans-behind-the-wheel/

edit: this will be most exciting in states with open carry laws
lol

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Dead Reckoning posted:

I don't think you're really in a position to be determining which people are drains on society.

:bustem:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Dead Reckoning posted:

I don't think you're really in a position to be determining which people are drains on society.

valid point, but I didn't say he was a drain on society. just a conspiracy theorist that was covered in layers of sweat-nasty dirt from at least a few days of not even coming close to a faucet, let alone a shower. and he was there spreading the good word of sunni-saudi relations and islamalamadingdong.

at the very least, I don't go around looking like Linus from Peanuts.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

valid point, but I didn't say he was a drain on society. just a conspiracy theorist that was covered in layers of sweat-nasty dirt from at least a few days of not even coming close to a faucet, let alone a shower. and he was there spreading the good word of sunni-saudi relations and islamalamadingdong.

at the very least, I don't go around looking like Linus from Peanuts.

hes actually you from the future

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hes actually you from the future

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hes actually you from the future

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
I just skipped over ten pages. Are we posting boobies again, or are we still stuck on car chat?

Zeris posted:

Gentlevets start your engines

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/uber-seeks-to-put-veterans-behind-the-wheel/

edit: this will be most exciting in states with open carry laws

Damnit. :flaccid:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
quit my job + moving to DC this weekend woooo

gently caress you, social services. i'm out.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

congrats

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