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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Some mindless ned from a Birmingham sink estate isn't going to stop pissing through your letterbox or making GBS threads off a balcony on to a veranda below just because American cops are tooled up, they are 'on tour' and not even Ghengis Khan is going to stop Billy Rudeboy from getting his rocks off. I don't think I've ever been so proud
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I'm ten minutes into watching Filth. Accurate depiction of Scottish police c/d?
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Branis posted:I think Facknutter needs to include with every post an audio transcription because I need to hear all of this in a proper british accent.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:43
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Well given the fact that he's the British version of Batman we can be pretty damned certain he sounds nothing cockney.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:03
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Lock, Stock and Two Mingeing Cunts
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Sep 18, 2014 23:09
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Bren guns. The cause of, and solution to, all of our problems.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:11
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Edwardian posted:Bernard McFacknutah for King of Scotland. Allow me to be true to my nationality, Get. Tae. gently caress. You. oval office. Edit: Bernard, drop me a pm chief.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Gents, if you think the other Britcops haven't been doing this, you are probably wrong. i didn't need to go to greece for all that, i live a stone throw away from Blackpool Bernard McFacknutah posted:By the way Hezzy, who to you follow? football is the loving bane of my existence
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Sep 19, 2014 02:01
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So which way are the trainspotters leaning with the counts coming in?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:So which way are the trainspotters leaning with the counts coming in? 
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Sep 19, 2014 02:17
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Rebuild Hadrian's Wall
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Sep 19, 2014 02:21
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actual conversation i overheard yesterday: oh no i'm supposed to go on holiday to scotland next week and i don't have a passport what do you mean well what if they vote independent? oh my god they won't let you in my life will be ruined if they vote yes
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Sep 19, 2014 03:12
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Branis posted:poo poo it wasn't even a white officer. Dude looks like Eric Estrada in chips. Bad Hispanics are white now, did you completely tune out the George Zimmerman thing
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Sep 19, 2014 03:25
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zimmerman is some exotic poo poo like peruvian though isn't he? Mexican is always gonna be mexican in the US.
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Sep 19, 2014 03:56
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Branis posted:Brown is always gonna be brown in the US.
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Sep 19, 2014 03:58
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Branis posted:Brown is always gonna be mexican in the US.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:23
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Unless you are in new york then you can be puerto rican.
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Sep 19, 2014 06:40
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Branis posted:I think Facknutter needs to include with every post an audio transcription because I need to hear all of this in a proper british accent. I will attempt a recording on Sunday in my soft and sweet English accent. Also, shame on you Scotland, how could you allow us to treat you like second class citizens for another 20 years! I hope Alex Salmond is going to be tarred and feathered by noon.
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Sep 19, 2014 09:52
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wtf is wrong with my life that I'm waiting in line at att right now 
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Jesus theres so many goddamn Apple nerds here they're all debating colors/storage/screen size *posts furiously about it on a web forum*
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beanieson posted:wtf is wrong with my life that I'm waiting in line at att right now 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLTv9vQPtEY I want to go apply with AST after this
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beanieson posted:wtf is wrong with my life that I'm waiting in line at att right now I didn't wait in line because I preordered at best buy when they told me I had a full upgrade eligible. Turns out it wasn't a full upgrade and I had to pay $200 extra today. Fuckers. I'm half tempted to just take the drat thing back and tell them to gently caress themselves, but it is a pretty phone.
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Sep 19, 2014 13:52
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 cops are on the way cause some loving rear end in a top hat left his baby locked in the car while he's waiting in line 
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beanieson posted:
Be the hero and shoot the Surely it's natural selection, if that guy is so loving stupid that he's left his baby in a locked car then he is too stupid to reproduce. Letting the baby cook to death in the car is just natures way of making sure another retard doesn't make it in to the gene pool.
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Sep 19, 2014 14:16
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beanieson posted:
Haha
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beanieson posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M
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beanieson posted:
Hahahaha
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beanieson posted:
Sounds like Ryan Braun
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Well, as predicted by myself and a few others, some disorder reigned in Glasgow - http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-29288249 We managed to keep the sides split, vent a bit, act like the idiots they are then go home without raising the city. From what I'm aware cops stayed in conventional uniform but were supported by mounted police. Pretty darn good work to be honest. No one dead, take note America!
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chartley posted:Pretty darn good work to be honest. No one dead, take note America! Whats Glasgow? Is that part of England?
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Whats Glasgow? Is that part of England? They do great facial surgery there.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:They do great facial surgery there. Supposedly the Greater Glasgow national health service hospitals have some world leading expertise in knife injuries and max-facial work....
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In fairness to glasgow (lol) I was genuinely surprised to find out that it was actually a pretty decent place and not the (completely) irredeemable shithole I'd been lead to believe. Then again I'm from the midlands so my perceptions of what qualifies as 'not poo poo' may be faulty
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chartley posted:Well, as predicted by myself and a few others, some disorder reigned in Glasgow - http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-29288249 I hope you kettled them for 8 hours and let them piss their pants. They have given me a new response vehicle, apparently it's built for two people but I seriously doubt that. 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:They have given me a new response vehicle, apparently it's built for two people but I seriously doubt that. Sir Robert Peel is rolling in his grave right now.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:They have given me a new response vehicle nice, are they ever going to give you a paycheck
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