MLS 2014: Beckerman's Bare Thrusting Burrito

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Tzen posted:

I'm with you on this. It looks awful and unprofessional as hell. It just comes off as cheap.

And they consulted with three different firms to get that look :laugh:

gently caress, I could have done something like that in 15 minutes modifying a piece of free vector art in my copy of Illustrator and I'm really not even bragging.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 18:32

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Dalmuti: Apr 8, 2007

Garber's been sipping too much lean so he needs the kickstand to stay upright

# ? Sep 18, 2014 18:46

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

I like this logo (just like launches/relaunches of anything) because of the resulting reactions it elicits.

In that regard, I feel like the new logo has been orbiting the physical manifestation of my happiness since it came out last night.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 18:47

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

The Fire may be a terrible soccer team right now, but drat if I don't love our badge. This new logo poo poo makes me appreciate it even more.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:24

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:41

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

ShutteredIn posted:

hahaha this new logo was worth it just for the creation of these. :golfclap:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:48

JayMax: Jun 14, 2007; Hard-nosed gentleman

DR AIDS posted:

hahaha this new logo was worth it just for the creation of these.

I feel like we're barely scratching the surface here. I love it.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:12

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

DR AIDS posted:

hahaha this new logo was worth it just for the creation of these.

Agreed.

I originally hated it - and then I saw these. The GIF potential is fierce.

This is now my favorite thing about MLS. :911:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:49

Zombie Chow: Jun 17, 2010; We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.

As a part of a whole, I like the new logo and the chromatic diversity it gives, it will look nice on each team's jersey. The DC united one is beautiful! :swoon:

As the league logo, it looks horrible. They should have filled that white space with a traditional football, a field or something.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:45

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

ShutteredIn posted:

Can't stop won't stop watching this.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:56

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

It's perfect. Not a logo, a rail system.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:22

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

Hello Towel posted:

The Fire may be a terrible soccer team right now, but drat if I don't love our badge. This new logo poo poo makes me appreciate it even more.

thank you based wilt

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:23

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Captain Trips posted:

It's perfect. Not a logo, a rail system.

the diagonal would be the only thing worth using if this was a rail system.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:26

the escape goat: Apr 16, 2008

highme posted:

Can't stop won't stop watching this.

gonna have to show this to Millsy this weekend because dang, our Pong replacement looks way too much like Fight And Win Guy :stare:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:34

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

Fucitol posted:

the diagonal would be the only thing worth using if this was a rail system.

to get to the airport to get the gently caress out of ohio

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:59

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

except there are airports throughout ohio

and dayton is kinda big on airplanes

think that burn through a little bit more and come back to me

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:02

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

to get to lake erie to drown yourself?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:16

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

Fucitol posted:

and dayton is kinda big on airplanes

Growing up in NC, I always liked how pissy Ohioans would get about the license plates.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:19

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

better, but i would have gone with a burning river joke, imo

e - ^^^^ anyone who complains about a license plate is just an easy way to see who you shouldn't ever talk to

e2 - upon further reflection, that sentiment goes to people who complain about logo designs and redesigns.

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 19, 2014

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:19

Gin Soaked Ape: May 4, 2004

this league needs to get real and make sure they have a nice logo that everyone is attracted to

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:27

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

ugh, i HATE THIS NEW CREST

i'm going to give terri, my ticket sales rep, the biggest piece of my mind just after i get done renewing my season tickets for next year

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:31

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

It's not a particularly good crest, but who cares

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:33

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

I care. I'm going to go complain to my ticket rep, Terri, right now.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:00

harperdc: Jul 24, 2007

ShutteredIn posted:

redo

Can't stop laughing. So good.

And yeah I think my big issue is the font. It's so goddamned generic.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:56

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

harperdc posted:

Can't stop laughing. So good.

And yeah I think my big issue is the font. It's so goddamned generic.

The font on the crest looks almost like the font on the logo of that other MLS: http://www.mls.com/

Multiple Listing Services for Major League Soccer.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 08:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Maybe we should use them to find Chivas, Miami and DC new homes :haw:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 08:13

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Every time I look at the new logo I find something else I hate. This morning I looked at it again and noticed the gradient in the top bit. It looks like it was made in MS Paint.

A little later this morning I looked back and noticed the trademark symbol in it.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 12:04

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

Fucitol posted:

better, but i would have gone with a burning river joke, imo

Let's put our heads together and start a new country up

# ? Sep 19, 2014 12:35

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Has "Cascadia" been taken, yet? Because if not, I think that's a primo branding opportunity.

Think of the logos we could abhor.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:04

tk: Dec 10, 2003; Nap Ghost

guppy posted:

Every time I look at the new logo I find something else I hate. This morning I looked at it again and noticed the gradient in the top bit. It looks like it was made in MS Paint.

A little later this morning I looked back and noticed the trademark symbol in it.

I feel like you're spending too much time looking at the new logo.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:25

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Well let's distract each other from #logogate and focus on something else that causes lots of whining and gnashing of teeth:

Round 28! :siren:

Round 28 - Deadline:Sep 19 10:00PM EDT

Your results from the previous round:

code:

Stay Free Last Place	68 - 62		R�al Montr�al
Lenhart's Pubes	        51 - 58		CupWinningChivas
Garbageman FC	        36 - 51		KB's BTA SC
Crabgrass United	92 - 69		Victorious Secret
Meatsafe Murderers	56 - 31		Gaber's Young Boys
Le Toux Live Crew	48 - 37		FNASTY SOCCER TEAM
Real Calvinball FC	62 - 0		� FC
the Malachi brunch	70 - 35		Austin Aztex
Atletico Uniballers	46 - 58		Austin > Orlando
Nerds of Prey	        31 - 61		Portland Wildlife
Apathy FC	        82 - 35		Chivas Numba Juan
Lucha Hulk FC	        37 - 62		1.FC Worm Burners
Wooden Spooners FC	44 - 69		HYB Grim SC
Fantasy Failure FC	55 - 75		Beckham's bald spot
Higuain Chipshots	79 - 63		Duty Free FC
BBTA Compass	        34 - 45		Arch City FC
Nikkei FC	        66 - 54		The Holy Divers
Sport AC	        28 - 48		Holy Toledo!
Placeholder FC	        44 - 74		ArgenTimbers
Dayton Dutch Lions	48 - 22		Panther City FC
Archer SC	        38 - 47		Scum United
Hashtag FC Bootroom	22 - 79		Top up top
Coffee FC	        65 - 61		wat do?
The Union Are Bad	44 - 50		Average
Allocation Money FC	39 - 70		Erika Tymrak 4 USWNT
Bortland Benderbutts	58 - 38		SA Meat Commission

Your Match-ups for the week:

code:

Stay Free Last Place	v	Panther City FC
ArgenTimbers		v	Scum United
Holy Toledo!		v	Top up top
The Holy Divers		v	wat do?
Arch City FC		v	Average
Duty Free FC		v	Erika Tymrak 4 USWNT
Beckham's bald spot	v	SA Meat Commission
HYB Grim SC		v	Bortland Benderbutts
1.FC Worm Burners	v	Allocation Money FC
Chivas Numba Juan	v	The Union Are Bad
Portland Wildlife	v	Coffee FC
Austin > Orlando	v	Hashtag FC Bootroom
Austin Aztex		v	Archer SC
� FC			v	Dayton Dutch Lions
FNASTY SOCCER TEAM	v	Placeholder FC
Gaber's Young Boys	v	Sport AC
Victorious Secret	v	Nikkei FC
KB's BTA SC		v	BBTA Compass
CupWinningChivas	v	Higuain Chipshots
R�al Montr�al		v	Fantasy Failure FC
Lenhart's Pubes		v	Wooden Spooners FC
Garbageman FC		v	Lucha Hulk FC
Crabgrass United	v	Apathy FC
Meatsafe Murderers	v	Nerds of Prey
Le Toux Live Crew	v	Atletico Uniballers
Real Calvinball FC	v	the Malachi brunch

Your Table:

code:

+-	#	Team			W	D	L	+	Pts
	1	Stay Free Last Place	23	1	3	1,815	70
	2	Crabgrass United	22	2	3	1,644	68
	3	Apathy FC		22	0	5	1,595	66
	4	HYB Grim SC		21	0	6	1,437	63
	5	Higuain Chipshots	20	0	7	1,701	60
	6	Top up top		20	0	7	1,497	60
	7	R�al Montr�al		20	0	7	1,480	60
	8	Duty Free FC		18	1	8	1,718	55
	9	Beckham's bald spot	18	0	9	1,595	54
	10	Fantasy Failure FC	18	0	9	1,349	54
	11	The Holy Divers		18	0	9	1,330	54
	12	Nikkei FC		17	1	9	1,360	52
	13	CupWinningChivas	17	1	9	1,340	52
	13	1.FC Worm Burners	17	1	9	1,340	52
	15	the Malachi brunch	17	0	10	1,371	51
	16	Arch City FC		16	1	10	1,212	49
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	17	Erika Tymrak 4 USWNT	16	0	11	1,225	48
	18	Austin > Orlando	16	0	11	1,213	48
	19	Placeholder FC		15	1	11	1,328	46
	20	Portland Wildlife	15	0	12	1,321	45
	21	Real Calvinball FC	15	0	12	1,166	45
	22	Victorious Secret	14	0	13	1,387	42
	23	Atletico Uniballers	14	0	13	1,132	42
	24	SA Meat Commission	14	0	13	1,092	42
	25	Meatsafe Murderers	13	2	12	1,036	41
	26	ArgenTimbers		13	1	13	1,309	40
	27	Average			13	1	13	1,174	40
	28	Holy Toledo!		13	0	14	1,147	39
	29	Scum United		12	2	13	1,135	38
	30	Bortland Benderbutts	12	1	14	1,293	37
	31	wat do?			12	1	14	1,282	37
	32	Nerds of Prey		12	1	14	948	37
	33	Le Toux Live Crew	12	0	15	1,420	36
	34	Garbageman FC		12	0	15	1,092	36
	35	BBTA Compass		11	1	15	1,195	34
	36	The Union Are Bad	11	0	16	959	33
	37	Hashtag FC Bootroom	11	0	16	951	33
	38	Wooden Spooners FC	10	1	16	1,271	31
	39	Dayton Dutch Lions	10	1	16	1,005	31
	40	Sport AC		10	0	17	851	30
	41	KB's BTA SC		9	2	16	1,088	29
	42	Allocation Money FC	9	0	18	942	27
	43	Gaber's Young Boys	8	2	17	947	26
	44	Austin Aztex		8	1	18	923	25
	45	Panther City FC		8	1	18	774	25
	46	Lucha Hulk FC		7	1	19	949	22
	47	Chivas Numba Juan	7	1	19	946	22
	48	Coffee FC		7	1	19	925	22
	49	Lenhart's Pubes		6	1	20	845	19
	50	Archer SC		4	0	23	721	12
	51	FNASTY SOCCER TEAM	3	1	23	643	10
	52	� FC			0	0	27	-1	0

# ? Sep 19, 2014 18:28

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Double-posting the schedule:

code:

ROUND 28 - SEP 19 10:00PM EDT

Sep 19 10:00PM EDT	Real Salt Lake		v	Colorado Rapids		[NBCSN]

Sep 20 5:00PM EDT	Portland Timbers	v	Vancouver Whitecaps	[NBCSN]
Sep 20 7:00PM EDT	Philadelphia Union	v	Houston Dynamo
Sep 20 7:30PM EDT	Columbus Crew		v	New England Revolution
Sep 20 7:30PM EDT	Montreal Impact		v	San Jose Earthquakes
Sep 20 7:30PM EDT	New York Red Bulls	v	Seattle Sounders FC	[NBCSN]
Sep 20 8:30PM EDT	Chicago Fire		v	D.C. United
Sep 20 10:30PM EDT	LA Galaxy		v	FC Dallas		[SOTW*]

Sep 21 3:00PM EDT	Toronto FC		v	Chivas USA		[UniMas]

*Stream of the Week

# ? Sep 19, 2014 18:31

the escape goat: Apr 16, 2008

while I think fantasy is weird, it's neat that you're giving away lunchbox trophies :3:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:38

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

I might sadly stay at -1; I've had too much life and health stuff to really pay attention.

:geno:

I lose at even losing. Like chivas!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:23

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Well you're going to win a large wooden spoon at least. :shrug:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:45

The Light Eternal: Jun 12, 2006; A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

ShutteredIn, did you crosspost that gif on reddit?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:50

Bio-Hazard: Mar 8, 2004; I HATE POLITICS IN SOCCER AS MUCH AS I LOVE RACISM IN SOCCER

The Light Eternal posted:

ShutteredIn, did you crosspost that gif on reddit?

Yeah, you got a mention on majorleaguesoccersoccer.com

# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:59

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

The Light Eternal posted:

ShutteredIn, did you crosspost that gif on reddit?

I did yeah, I didn't see the mls site mentioned it until now though, cool?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:07

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:16

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# ? May 23, 2024 21:00

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Well you're going to win a large wooden spoon at least.

I can live with that!

It's a new day in America, ladies and germs :patriot:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTB - SOCCER?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:26

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