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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


A Buttery Pastry posted:

No, they were Russian citizens being kidnapped by perfidious Lithuanians.

No, they were lizardmen overlords meeting with NATO spies disguised as fishermen. They took the form of crabs as an extra security precaution. But Russia is too smart to be fooled by those kind of deceitful homonazi tactics.

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Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine
So Russian news reports that there are a bunch of planned government meetings/events on the security of Russian internet coming up, one of which will be attended by Putin himself. The focus will be on the sovereignty of the Russian segment of the world wide web, and will include a protocol for disconnecting the Russian segment from the rest of the world in case of war or whatever.

Putin's going all in you guys.

Sergiu64
May 21, 2014

Berke Negri posted:

A shared commonwealth of interests, as it were.

And then there's this: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/fa1e5d0e9e244978ac25f2daf298472f/3-eastern-european-countries-form-joint-brigade

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Present posted:

So Russian news reports that there are a bunch of planned government meetings/events on the security of Russian internet coming up, one of which will be attended by Putin himself. The focus will be on the sovereignty of the Russian segment of the world wide web, and will include a protocol for disconnecting the Russian segment from the rest of the world in case of war or whatever.

Putin's going all in you guys.

So, what, literally cut the (underwater) cables? There's no way that can have negative side effects.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




double nine posted:

So, what, literally cut the (underwater) cables? There's no way that can have negative side effects.
Just shut down Rodstelekom magistral centres, the same Egyptians did last year.

Eletriarnation
Apr 6, 2005

People don't appreciate the substance of things...
objects in space.


Oven Wrangler

double nine posted:

So, what, literally cut the (underwater) cables? There's no way that can have negative side effects.

I imagine it's more likely that Russian telecoms would just turn off their routers' peering to outside routers. The networks would still be internally functional, they would just vanish from the rest of the world's view. This would be easily reversible.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
More airspace stuff news: looks like a few hours ago the UK scrambled some interceptors against 2 Russian strategic borders that were flying close to UK airspace, but didn't enter it.

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

OddObserver posted:

More airspace stuff news: looks like a few hours ago the UK scrambled some interceptors against 2 Russian strategic borders that were flying close to UK airspace, but didn't enter it.

On and off since the Cold War, Russia has been doing that to various NATO nations.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


It's like constantly poking everyone with pointy sticks to remind everyone that you've still got a pointy stick.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

SkySteak posted:

On and off since the Cold War, Russia has been doing that to various NATO nations.

It's part of the whole "Russia is being encroached upon by NATO" thing, they feel the need to puncture the veil once in a while to get a bit of fresh air. No need to get all threatened about it.

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

OddObserver posted:

More airspace stuff news: looks like a few hours ago the UK scrambled some interceptors against 2 Russian strategic borders that were flying close to UK airspace, but didn't enter it.

You'll have to forgive Tu-95, she tends to be absentminded. Russian fishermen are also obsessed with getting the best signal reception out in the middle of nowhere.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Present posted:

So Russian news reports that there are a bunch of planned government meetings/events on the security of Russian internet coming up, one of which will be attended by Putin himself. The focus will be on the sovereignty of the Russian segment of the world wide web, and will include a protocol for disconnecting the Russian segment from the rest of the world in case of war or whatever.

Putin's going all in you guys.

Implementing this would be a political suicide. Whole Russian population would go crazy and go on a rampage in Kremlin if there's only Russian porn left.

Fabulous Knight
Nov 11, 2011
I haven't been keeping up with the crisis for the past few weeks as closely as I should have. What is the situation like right now? As I understand it the ceasefire isn't working out all that well? And Poroshenko asked America to assist Ukraine militarily in Washington so the fight is still surely raging on. Apparently the rebels have taken over some territory on the Black Sea coast, but is their hold on it strong and are there plans to soon annex those areas to the Novorossiya state? Is there any sign that the crisis might be winding down soon and maybe coming to an end? If so, what kind of a solution/deal are we looking at here? If not, what happens next?

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Has there been any more news about corruption in the Ukraine military command structure? A few pages back someone mentioned some reasonably high up generals were suspended on suspicion that they had been collaborating with family in the Russian military. Does this possibly explain why, as I believe I saw in one Vice segment, the Ukraine military just feels completely overwhelmed with the accuracy of the Russian assault?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I'm seeing tweets that the Russians are shelling Mariupol.

https://twitter.com/lockerUA/status/513045441387438081

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

TasogareNoKagi posted:

You'll have to forgive Tu-95, she tends to be absentminded.

Ahahaha what the gently caress.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Oh Vitaly, when will you stop making it obvious you want are actively working towards holocaust 2.0 against gays? :allears:

Radio Free Europe:

quote:

St. Petersburg lawmaker Vitaly Milonov, his aide Anatoly Artyukh, and activists who associate themselves with the Russian Orthodox faith interrupted the opening ceremony of the "KviroFest-2014" event at a cafe on September 18. The visitors splashed an indelible green antiseptic on participants and released an unidentified gas that sickened many. The 10-day festival opened despite the attack. Russia decriminalized homosexual relations after the 1991 Soviet collapse, but such harassment is common. Rights defenders and Western governments including the United States say a 2013 law banning the dissemination of gay "propaganda" to minors is discriminatory and encourages ill-treatment of LGBT people.

Gays Star News:

quote:

LGBTI organization Coming Out St Petersburg, as well as 40 other volunteers, had worked tirelesly for five months to ensure the arts event was a success. But an hour and a half before the opening, Polina Andrianova told Gay Star News they were forced to move to a different venue. She alleged the owner of the building had forced the space to break the contract, and the Coming Out group had to change the venue, installations, sound equipment and direct all the guests to another space. But the anti-gay thugs found them. "There were 20 aggressors, and the security guys that we hired blocked them from entering,' Andrianova told GSN. "They proceeded to spray the doors - two entrances - with this horrific green stuff. They also sprayed some form of gas - it left a really bad, putrid scent. Today we learned 16 people were hospitalized today from breathing this thing in." Andrianova believes Milonov may have left immediately before the lawbreaking began. But she says the deputy of St Petersburg comes to all of their events, any street rally, to try and shut them down. "He seems to enjoy the PR."

Imagine I bolded everything.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

Present posted:

So Russian news reports that there are a bunch of planned government meetings/events on the security of Russian internet coming up, one of which will be attended by Putin himself. The focus will be on the sovereignty of the Russian segment of the world wide web, and will include a protocol for disconnecting the Russian segment from the rest of the world in case of war or whatever.

Putin's going all in you guys.

So, what would a Russian internet have a monopoly on, besides certain varieties of really shady porn?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

So, what would a Russian internet have a monopoly on, besides certain varieties of really shady porn?

Livejournal.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

archaeo posted:

The Borderland

Putin is the cruelest mensch, bleeding
Vinoks out of the dead land, mixing
nationalism and desire, stirring
rebel hearts with hope of association agreements.
Yanukovych kept us warm, covering
Earth in discounted Gazprom fuel, heating
little Russians with ancient hydrocarbons.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Donetsk Republic,
With a shower of Grads, we stopped the Cossacks
And went with the Maidan into the glorious future,
And drank vodka, and posted Twitter updates.
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm’ aus Ukraine, echt Europδische.

Okay, this is pretty good.:golfclap:

Fabulous Knight posted:

I haven't been keeping up with the crisis for the past few weeks as closely as I should have. What is the situation like right now? As I understand it the ceasefire isn't working out all that well? And Poroshenko asked America to assist Ukraine militarily in Washington so the fight is still surely raging on. Apparently the rebels have taken over some territory on the Black Sea coast, but is their hold on it strong and are there plans to soon annex those areas to the Novorossiya state? Is there any sign that the crisis might be winding down soon and maybe coming to an end? If so, what kind of a solution/deal are we looking at here? If not, what happens next?

Hard to say. On one hand, the Russian troops who have been "officially there" are mostly out, so that's a nice thing. On the other hand, it's hard to say if Russian material support for insurgents has stopped. Insurgent fighting certainly hasn't stopped. In any case, Kiev basically has to keep taking it on the chin - keep trying to fight the insurgents as best they can, while pretending that the Minsk Protocol is working because they don't want the Russians to (again, officially) come back in.

In the meantime, the White House is (wisely, IMO) saying that it won't send weapons to Ukraine.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Nintendo Kid posted:

Livejournal.

2001 is on the line, it is demanding that we protect this vital internet resource!

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Lustful Man Hugs posted:

So, what would a Russian internet have a monopoly on, besides certain varieties of really shady porn?

A horde of annoying as gently caress Russian gamers, a ton of malware, and like 30% of the Internet's spam.

RocketSurgeon
Mar 2, 2008

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

So, what would a Russian internet have a monopoly on, besides certain varieties of really shady porn?

Dashcam footage

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
VK, a bunch of torrent traffic, and World of Tanks?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Insightful commentary about how the world really is.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Majorian posted:

In the meantime, the White House is (wisely, IMO) saying that it won't send weapons to Ukraine.

What a disappointment. It's not like Russia is going to reciprocate, there's no award for being the more restrained side.

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

They'll just give Lithuania a two-for-one sale on all anti-aircraft and anti-personnel technology then look the other way when they turn around and sell it to Ukraine for a dollar.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Speaking of Lithuania:

http://en.delfi.lt/lithuania/economy/russia-detains-lithuanian-fishing-vessel.d?id=65894796

quote:

Russia has detained a Lithuanian fishing vessel and it's being towed to Murmansk Port, Russian and Lithuanian officials said on Friday.

"We can confirm that a vessel has been detained and it is now being towed to the port. We are now looking into the details," Rasa Jakilaitienė, spokeswoman for Lithuania's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, told BNS.

Darius Nienius, head of the Agriculture Ministry's Fisheries Department, told BNS the vessel, called Jūrų Vilkas (Sea Wolf), was detained for entering Russia's territorial waters, but the detention itself took place in international waters.

"We are now looking into the whole circumstances and details as it’s a very recent incident. But judging from the data from our satellite system, the vessel was detained in international waters and not in Russia's economic zone. Judging from what we have, the allegation is that it had entered Russia's economic zone and carried out fishing activities there.

The satellites communication system, which is used by both the administrative commission (The International Boundary and Water Commission – BNS) and European Fisheries Control Agency, as well as our inspectors, shows that the vessel entered on 8 September and that was a short entry for an hour. They could have not done anything there in such a short period of time," he told BNS.

The ministry's representative said that, in Lithuania's opinion, Russia has violated international commitments. "We are stating the fact that, in our opinion, the vessel was detained in territorial (international – BNS) waters in violation of international commitments and agreements. So from that perspective the fact becomes rather ambiguous. (…) If it had been detained in Russia's economic zone, that would have been obvious," Nienius told BNS.

According to Nienius, the vessel crew consists of 28 people, including 3 Lithuanian citizens. He did not have information on the nationalities of other crew members. "They are probably non-EU citizens," he said.

According to Interfax news agency, the Lithuanian vessel was detained after trying to hide in Norway's economic zone.

Foreign minister: Lithuania will send a note

captain of a Lithuanian fishing vessel recently detained by Russia was removed by force, Lithuanian Minister of Foreign Affairs Linas Linkevičius says, adding that Lithuania will send a diplomatic note to Russia over the incident.

"The Lithuanian citizens were removed as they refused to obey but we have no details on how they are being kept," Linkevičius told journalists on Friday.

He said he had summoned the Russian ambassador.

"The Russian ambassador was summoned to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and asked to explain the circumstances. Lithuania demanded the release of the crew as it was a violation of international law and all rules. We have also turned to the European Commission and the European Fisheries

Control Agency and we will follow the information, monitor the process and demand the release of the crew and the vessel. We want to collect all data and send a diplomatic note to Russia," the minister said.

According to Linkevičius, the vessel was fishing in international waters.

"It was crab-fishing in international waters. The satellite system monitors the presence of every vessel with hourly precision, so we can claim that the vessel was in international waters. The incident started after a ship under the Russian flag approached and armed people demanded that the Lithuanian vessel heads to Murmansk Port. When the vessel command and captain refused to do so, they were removed by force and the vessel is being transported to Murmansk Port," the minister said.

In his words, if Russian media reports are true and the vessel was detained by border guards, they did not have the right to do so.

"It's rather strange to me that Russian media reports state that border guards detained it as they did not have the right to do so in international waters, where they don't have jurisdiction," the minister said.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Dolash posted:

What a disappointment. It's not like Russia is going to reciprocate, there's no award for being the more restrained side.

Well, but it makes them less likely to escalate again, so that's good.

Finlander
Feb 21, 2011

Majorian posted:

Well, but it makes them less likely to escalate again, so that's good.

Well, the status quo is still innocents being tortured to death by Russian terrorists, but hey, at least we don't have to worry about Putin feeling bad!

Here's a question for ya:


You don't think that this is a deliberate, illegal provocation in a series of many? Do you honestly think that Putin's going to be backing down even if the US, NATO or EU impotently twiddle their thumbs when Russia's pulling this kind of poo poo off constantly?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know much about how airspace works, but it looks like Russia flew 6 fighter jets into US airspace because lol gently caress it.

quote:

Washington (AFP) - Six Russian MiG 35 fighter jets entered a US "air defense identification zone" Friday and were intercepted by American and Canadian warplanes near Alaska, two US defense officials said.

Although Russian aircraft have entered the zone previously it was "the first time in a long time" that fighter jets passed through the area, a defense official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told AFP.

The Russian planes left the area without incident, he said.

http://news.yahoo.com/six-russian-fighters-intercepted-us-near-alaska-222607256.html;_ylt=AwrBJR41sxxUZUAA5PXQtDMD

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Finlander posted:

Well, the status quo is still innocents being tortured to death by Russian terrorists, but hey, at least we don't have to worry about Putin feeling bad!

Here's a question for ya:


You don't think that this is a deliberate, illegal provocation in a series of many? Do you honestly think that Putin's going to be backing down even if the US, NATO or EU impotently twiddle their thumbs when Russia's pulling this kind of poo poo off constantly?

It's all provocation, and Russia is going to get away with this, and anything else they wants to do. Who's going to stop them?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Finlander posted:

Well, the status quo is still innocents being tortured to death by Russian terrorists, but hey, at least we don't have to worry about Putin feeling bad!

Well, the actual stakes would be a broader war that draws in other states, which would serve no one but your revenge-boner. But if you want to minimize that as "Putin feeling bad," sure, go ahead.

quote:

You don't think that this is a deliberate, illegal provocation in a series of many? Do you honestly think that Putin's going to be backing down even if the US, NATO or EU impotently twiddle their thumbs when Russia's pulling this kind of poo poo off constantly?

It is a provocation, and it looks to me like the Lithuanian government and its allies are handling it appropriately. You're an unbelievable idiot if you think sending in NATO troops will do anything but make the situation worse.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Sep 20, 2014

Niedar
Apr 21, 2010

Volkerball posted:

I don't know much about how airspace works, but it looks like Russia flew 6 fighter jets into US airspace because lol gently caress it.


http://news.yahoo.com/six-russian-fighters-intercepted-us-near-alaska-222607256.html;_ylt=AwrBJR41sxxUZUAA5PXQtDMD


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Defense_Identification_Zone posted:

An Air Defense Identification Zone (ADIZ) is airspace over land or water in which the identification, location, and control of civil aircraft is required in the interest of national security.[1] They extend beyond a country's airspace to give the country more time to respond to foreign and possibly hostile aircraft.[2] The authority to establish an ADIZ is not given by any international treaty nor prohibited by international law and is not regulated by any international body.[2][3]

So basically just the media trying to scare people.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Niedar posted:

So basically just the media trying to scare people.

Not really. In the past few days, Russia has threatened or violated airspace of at least
US, UK, Sweden, Latvia, and of course Ukraine.

Edit: maybe Canada as well.

OddObserver fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Sep 20, 2014

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

It's all provocation, and Russia is going to get away with this, and anything else they wants to do. Who's going to stop them?
You want to talk provocation, Russia just bought PBR. Nothing is safe.

Finlander
Feb 21, 2011

Majorian posted:

Well, the actual stakes would be a broader war that draws in other states, which would serve no one but your revenge-boner. But if you want to minimize that as "Putin feeling bad," sure, go ahead.

And right now, the stakes are that there are literally thousands being murdered in Ukraine in horrific ways, in an illegal proxy war the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, which will continue unless Putin backs down and Ukraine is given the means to fight off the terrorists that he had sent in. If you honestly think that Ukraine can do either of these by itself, then you are an absolute tool. The world HAS to put pressure on Putin, because if he thinks he can get away with it, he'll take anything he wants and kills anyone he wants. He's like a drat 3-year old: If you let him do what he wants now, he'll just be acting more and more out of line in the future, and these "incidents" of unprovoked Russian aggression via warcrimes will simply increase both in number and scale. Also, keep in mind: People are always saying that the west isn't willing to risk WWIII over Ukraine, right? Well, who's to say that Putin, the totalitarian tyrant who seems more occupied with wanting to keep up his hedonistic lifestyle than actually leading his country, would be willing to risk WWIII, either?

Finally, this isn't about some "revenge boner," as you're minimizing this into, it's about wanting Russia's terrorists routed so the country can return to normal and the violence targeted at civilians, including beatings, murder, torture, you name it, can be put to an end. Although I guess you're probably against that, seeing as you're always going on and on about how nobody should ever act against poor scared little Russia, even when it's committing despicable crimes against humanity in other countries and against its own people.

Majorian posted:

It is a provocation, and it looks to me like the Lithuanian government and its allies are handling it appropriately. You're an unbelievable idiot if you think sending in NATO troops will do anything but make the situation worse.

And you're a hundred times more the idiot if you think even for a second that Putin won't continue to escalate regardless of US/NATO action. We already know that he has absolutely no care for any losses, be they economical, diplomatic, or human, in his sick game of "foreign policy" so long as he personally gains something out of it. Remember, this conflict started when he decided to annex Crimea and use terrorists as weapons in eastern Ukraine to do the same: Russia's been the one escalating since day zero, and it will continue to do so. Inaction is already causing Russia to escalate the conflict and to worsen its international relations, and I would honestly say that if there's any chance that an action being taken could make Putin give up and de-escalate then it should be taken.
Also, at no point did I say anything about NATO troops, so there's also that.

OddObserver posted:

Not really. In the past few days, Russia has threatened or violated airspace of at least
US, UK, Sweden, Latvia, and of course Ukraine.

It's also been violating Finnish airspace more than usual.

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Don't forget Finland.

Bah, beaten by the guy with the more-appropriate username

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Volkerball posted:

I don't know much about how airspace works, but it looks like Russia flew 6 fighter jets into US airspace because lol gently caress it.


http://news.yahoo.com/six-russian-fighters-intercepted-us-near-alaska-222607256.html;_ylt=AwrBJR41sxxUZUAA5PXQtDMD

They do that to Canada with about 12-18 bombers per year. I know a couple pilots who have flown those intercept missions and they just shadow them until they go away.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

MagicCube posted:

They do that to Canada with about 12-18 bombers per year. I know a couple pilots who have flown those intercept missions and they just shadow them until they go away.

Yeah, this stuff goes on all the time, everywhere. It was an almost daily occurrence during the Cold War. Probing air defenses to see if they had any blind spots, how quickly they reacted, etc.

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