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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

That reads like an April fools

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

we are live, except for that guy from the undercard

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Chexoid posted:

Man. Horiguchi's body kicks are What's Up apparently.

Cool panicked take down as well mid body shut down

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Please keep doing what you're doing, Horiguchi

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Obvious squash but drat Kyoji's loving Cool.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

gently caress yes, get him!

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Horiguchi owns

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
horiguchi seems to be fairly insanely cool

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Horiguchi actually owns

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
cool

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009
Horiguchi's a pretty cool fighter, I can imagine him being a title contender. Probably wouldn't bet against mighty mouse though.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

125 pounders also own

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Japanese fighters looking great?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Goddamn that finish was brutal.

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
that was cool. i wanna see more of horiguchi

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Horiguchi keeps owning, you should watch this vice thing if you want to see what hes all about http://fightland.vice.com/blog/japans-karate-kid-kyoji-horiguchi

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


manyak posted:

Horiguchi keeps owning, you should watch this vice thing if you want to see what hes all about http://fightland.vice.com/blog/japans-karate-kid-kyoji-horiguchi

ya i was gonna post this, he's cool and good. i hope he beats up all the bad flyweights.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Well I'm happy with this so far. I wonder next

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
MMA-in-ASIA: How did you get the name “Strasser”?

Kiichi: I went to Dave Strasser’s gym in the US to train. In those days, not so many guys went to the US to train MMA. One day we had a barbecue party, and he said I had to have a fight name. So, that became it. I took his!

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.
What's with the Mennonite?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Definitely gets his hair game from Akiyama

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

MMA-in-ASIA: How did you get the name “Strasser”?

Kiichi: I went to Dave Strasser’s gym in the US to train. In those days, not so many guys went to the US to train MMA. One day we had a barbecue party, and he said I had to have a fight name. So, that became it. I took his!

lmao

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
For anyone thinking about betting on Cariaso: he is 4-2 at UFC flyweight, with losses to Jussier "Formiga" da Silva and John Moraga. In his four wins his opponents have a collective UFC record of 1-7 and 3 have been cut. Do not waste your money.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I'm sorry, did Stann just say his background was in skating?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm sorry, did Stann just say his background was in skating?

He was a pro skater

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Filthy Rich is a good, if obvious, nickname

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
So far this is a fitting Dave Strasser tribute.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Well, if he gets knocked out by an unknown australian, his nickname is still a great base for a career in Starcraft.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
My last name is Walsh so every time Stann says it my head jerks up and i look around

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
Best case scenario? Get kneed in the balls

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
right in the bogans

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Actually Pat Barry probably did forget that fight

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
kunimoto's head in striking exchanges is reaching the aronasphere

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
It's cool though because I can close my eyes and pretend it's me endlessly hitting a Japanese man in the balls in front of his friends and family.

slev
Apr 6, 2009

I'm listening to Joe Rogan talk over this card and he has been talking about cups for about 3 minutes now

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

lol

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
post traumatic strasser

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
man I'm drunk but I think Goldie is ahead of me

I don't know how the foreign SAS'ers do this late night/early morning fight watching all the time. Duzzy's liveposting is starting to make a lot more sense.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Goldberg and Stann were a strange choice on a night where you need people to try and stay awake

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