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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
a bad month for the paranormal world; arlovski killed bigfoot and now akiyama's beating up a ghost

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Why does Akiyama's butt say BodyFriends?

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
akiyamas ground and pound seems really toothless

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Chexoid posted:

Why did Akiyama have to be really good at the coolest martial art, and then for the rest he's just This.

It takes a lot of gas to be this sexy, don't judge

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i was enjoying this card so much up until the last fight. please. please.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
that judo trip thing by Akiyama? my poo poo.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I think Akiyama gassed Amir out just with pressure from the top.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Captain Log posted:

Why does Akiyama's butt say BodyFriends?

after he gives you the d he becomes your boyfriend

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I'm glad that Sexyama can fulfill my quota for wrestlefuckings against unknown debuting fighters because I haven't seen a good one since Volkmann got cut.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
if you're a muay thai guy and you don't constantly leg kick akiyama, who has never checked a leg kick in a fight, Well,

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
pretty sure Sexyama has the most stylish corner in all of MMA

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if you're a muay thai guy and you don't constantly leg kick akiyama, who has never checked a leg kick in a fight, Well,

UFC jitters can be a real killer

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Sexy am a straights are beautiful

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Outstruck by Akiyama, lol

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
i remember criticising sadollah for looking tepid in his stirking and generally mediocre and unimpressive overall but was told smarmily by fatherdog he was a good fighter

this is probably the only time i'll have one up on fatherdog so i'm going to enjoy it

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

"Any more elbows and he's gonna get some blood on his bedazzled cornermen"

:laffo:

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Did sexyama just start a conversation with someone outside the cage?!

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Akiyama spittin game

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

willie_dee posted:

Did sexyama just start a conversation with someone outside the cage?!

With Juliana Peņa, lol

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
For a split second there I thought Akiyama had been KO'd by an upkick and I had visions of bloodcurdling cataclysms bringing an end to everything that mankind held dear in the world

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

willie_dee posted:

Did sexyama just start a conversation with someone outside the cage?!

do you think he gets his adorable daughter commercial work without networking? gotta start somewhere, man.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
not sure if it's the alcohol but every time Goldie says 'sexyyama' I kinda want to throw up

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Akiyama's shorts are made of 100% boyfriend material

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
sadollah looks like a ragdoll, right from the very first round there's no snap in anything he just sort of flops his limbs around slowly

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
holy poo poo he checked a kick

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
why is amir sadollah still a thing

Dirk Digglet
Aug 17, 2009

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline
Sadallah more dangerous on his back

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
who pooped near amirs head on the floor there

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Yeah if I were Amir I'd be desperate to pull guard or let Akiyama take me down because he's landed more strikes from the bottom and actually threatened for about 15 seconds

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
that's a 10-8

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
what would you say Yoshihiro Akiyama's sexual market value is now after poo poo kicking Amir Sadollah?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Akiyama is going to win a fight in the UFC in tyool 2014.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

-Atom- posted:

what would you say Yoshihiro Akiyama's sexual market value is now after poo poo kicking Amir Sadollah?

He is now a Roganesque alpha male. Sheathe your katana and lose his number, bro.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Sexyama my hero

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

-Atom- posted:

what would you say Yoshihiro Akiyama's sexual market value is now after poo poo kicking Amir Sadollah?

Alibaba x2

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I don't get it. Amir has all the ingredients to be better and good technique...goodish...wasn't popping those head kicks like I would have liked. He just needs to learn how to put this together.

And did he forget he has won fights with triangles and Akiyama loses fights with triangles?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

-Atom- posted:

what would you say Yoshihiro Akiyama's sexual market value is now after poo poo kicking Amir Sadollah?

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Chances of sexyama getting popped?

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

i cant believe i woke up to watch akiyama beat someone up.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
GOD DAMNIT EVERYONE STOP SAYING THE SEXY THING

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