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CatchrNdRy posted:See Marge, I told you they could deep-fry my shirt. I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
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jscolon2.0 posted:I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds. Forty seconds?! But I want it now!
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Skeesix posted:IMJack's conservative agenda conflicts with my... choice of lifestyle Because you need me, SomethingAwful. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.
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Sep 20, 2014 00:40
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jscolon2.0 posted:I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds. It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
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TMMadman posted:It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal. Super-liminal?
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Sep 20, 2014 01:32
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MondayHotDog posted:Super-liminal? Hey HotDog, join the Navy!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey HotDog, join the Navy! Daybreak: Jakarta. The proud men and women of the Navy are fighting for freedom. But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing stains off a monument. You're in the Naval Reserve. America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the League of Women Voters. After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your rear end.
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... and saving us from gahzilla!
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Sep 20, 2014 01:58
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MondayHotDog posted:Daybreak: Jakarta. Get me Jed Collic!
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Jerusalem posted:Get me Jed Collic! Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!
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TMMadman posted:Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s! 
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TMMadman posted:Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s! Just try it for two weeks. If you don't like it, you can be Busty St. Claire.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey HotDog, join the Navy! Hi, Mister Kingdom. Find your soulmate. 
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Do over Ham posted:Hi, Mister Kingdom. Find your soulmate. Hey, Hams can't talk! 
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Sep 20, 2014 02:42
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey, Hams can't talk! What about bacon?
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Do over Ham posted:What about bacon? That's nothing. He can hear pudding.
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Do over Ham posted:What about bacon?  Oh, yeah, right, Do over Ham. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Class3KillStorm posted:
Daddy, we're missing the Fantastapotamus. She only sings twice a day!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey, Hams can't talk! Cancel the ham!
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TMMadman posted:Cancel the ham! TMMadman, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
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Do over Ham posted:TMMadman, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage. My name's Mrs. Counts. You said my husband's DWI?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Daddy, we're missing the Fantastapotamus. She only sings twice a day! Behold the legendary esquilax! With the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit!
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Everything Counts posted:My name's Mrs. Counts. You said my husband's DWI? Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! Shut up Flanders!
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Everything Counts posted:My name's Mrs. Counts. You said my husband's DWI? I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Shut up Flanders! Okily-dokily-do!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Behold the legendary esquilax! With the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit! Here bunny bunny bunny!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Okily-dokily-do! Buenos ding dong diddly días señor.
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TMMadman posted:Buenos ding dong diddly días señor. Charmed.  Uh googely, doogely...
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Skeesix posted:Here bunny bunny bunny! But Mr. Honeybunny was your treasured childhood toy
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The Nastier Nate posted:But Mr. Honeybunny was your treasured childhood toy [flicks light on and off]
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Do over Ham posted:[flicks light on and off] Bed goes up. Bed goes down. Bed goes up. Bed goes down. Bed goes up. Bed goes down.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Bed goes up. Bed goes down. Now Mister Kingdom, don't you eat this pie!
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Sep 21, 2014 02:00
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Do over Ham posted:Now Mister Kingdom, don't you eat this pie! 
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Sep 21, 2014 02:12
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MAN...FALL...DOWN......FUNNY! 
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Do over Ham posted:MAN...FALL...DOWN......FUNNY! The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!
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MondayHotDog posted:The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! No you can't play with it, you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do... Mm-hai bw-ha whoa-hoa. The colours children. Mwa-ha-lee.
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MondayHotDog posted:That's nothing. He can hear pudding. The ring came off my pudding can... 
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Do over Ham posted:Now Mister Kingdom, don't you eat this pie! Mmmmm...floor pie! 
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