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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Night of Champions: Super Gut-Busting Action! (7:00 EST)
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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 My dad walked in during Lesnar's entrance and asked why the big guy is so deformed

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
That belt looks like a loving toy on him...

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008
Brock pyro!

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
is it weird i totally forgot Big Show vs. Lesnar?

what was even the build to that?

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 I just want to see Cena die in the ring. Is that too much to ask?

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Oh good, Hell in a Cell isn't only 2 weeks away like they used to do.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Anime Device posted:

It's Kane

THE DEMON LESNAR

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Crotch thrust pyro.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

 go jimmy johns

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

 uh oh





i have to pee

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Carver Crisis posted:

is it weird i totally forgot Big Show vs. Lesnar?

what was even the build to that?

I don't remember the build but I remember the "match" was Brock hitting Show with a chair for like five minutes and no bell actually ringing.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

My dad walked in during Lesnar's entrance and asked why the big guy is so deformed

Paul's ancestors were concerned with function, not form, when they built it.

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Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

My dad walked in during Lesnar's entrance and asked why the big guy is so deformed

Tell him it's easy to skip leg day when it's suplex day.

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Zebia
Oct 10, 2012

How's my volume?

Codependent Poster posted:

Crotch thrust pyro.

We need that gif.

* # ? Sep 22, 2014 03:27
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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Those are some boos there.

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ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011
 Brock should just leave the belt on as he's the only man it fits.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Luigi Thirty posted:

My dad walked in during Lesnar's entrance and asked why the big guy is so deformed

Is your dad still alive?

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Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

nooneofconsequence posted:

I just want to see Cena die in the ring. Is that too much to ask?

Lesnar wins after a punch decapitates Cena, sending his head flying into the crowd

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Striking Yak posted:

I don't remember the build but I remember the "match" was Brock hitting Show with a chair for like five minutes and no bell actually ringing.

the bell did ring afterwards and he pinned him in like a minute.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 "Why does he have a zipper tattoo on his chest?" --dad

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
What I want to have happen: suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex suplex



What the WWE will do: lol beards

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I love how pre-match, Heyman always just stares intently at Brock

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 So it's nap time?

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modern villian
May 4, 2009
 I'm sorry, I can't take a man with a bulging erection tattooed on his chest seriously as champion

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 gently caress 'im up Lesnar

* # ? Sep 22, 2014 03:27
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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


 AA 30 seconds in

Calling it

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PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
I don't think Heyman has blinked at all. :stare:

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

"Why does he have a zipper tattoo on his chest?" --dad

Your dad is quite kind.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hahaha

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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

 Cena has learnt this time!

Does the exact same start from his over two matches.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
sweet red undies Jhon

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 Cena hasn't had a quality underdog win in a little while, prepare to be excited for your Hustle Loyalty Respect Champ!

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Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

"Why does he have a zipper tattoo on his chest?" --dad

I hope your dad's watching this whole match. I want to hear more.

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ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011

Blasmeister posted:

gently caress 'im up Lesnar

gently caress 'IM UP *clap clap*

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Is there any way they can keep up this pace? Because if so.... :munch:

* # ? Sep 22, 2014 03:28
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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

modern villian posted:

I'm sorry, I can't take a man with a bulging erection tattooed on his chest seriously as champion

i can't take men WITHOUT giant erections on their chest seriously as champ

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Carlton Banks posted:

Lesnar wins after a punch decapitates Cena, sending his head flying into the crowd

Brock is probably more of a Jax than Liu Kang

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hahahahahaha

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Charles Gnarwin posted:

AA 30 seconds in

Calling it
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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Anals of History posted:

Your dad is quite kind.

Yeah it's too easy to not go straight to chestdick

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