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timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

nomadologique posted:

>Ask Cheney to prove it's really him.

That's a great way to get us shot in the face

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:07

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 12:10

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

>save AP so we can cross-class later
>get screen

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:07

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Do your best impersonation of Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic"
>Demand Cheney get the villainous monologue over with to save all of you some time.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:08

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

? cheney is the good guy

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:08

blondcockerel: Feb 28, 2014

>Use your Vigor percentiles and the help of Caro, your ~~escort mission~~ sidekick, to open a tear in reality and realize that the Cheney was you all along, a man who walked down a different path, who refused the peacock god, and desired only to watch the world burn. Then kill self.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:09

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

i don't think that's what the vigor stat does ?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:10

blondcockerel: Feb 28, 2014

nomadologique posted:

i don't think that's what the vigor stat does ?

Well, yes, it's obviously something like constitution or perkiness but *shrug*.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:12

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

i am going to guess in this context vigor has something to do with "masculine" wink wink

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:12

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

I Am A Robot posted:

> Spend all AP in Dungeoneering

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:13

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

> use Cheney as a save point, sell unneeded items, and rest in ~~an Inn~~ a tent made out of the ISIS flag

Rick Ross Ulbricht fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:15

Soulhunter: Dec 2, 2005

>Spend all 5 ap on True Sight, become the True Sight Agent, use your enhanced ocular patdown abilities to see what's inside your future enemies' buttholes. Maybe they have microchips like Caro!

Soulhunter fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:19

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

>jizz on his face

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:23

Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

>Use some of our Batman Powers to craft a utility belt.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:25

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

>Bend over, drop trou, and bare your rear end at Cheney.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:29

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

Neddy Seagoon posted:

>Bend over, drop trou, and bare your rear end at Cheney.

and

Hogge Wild posted:

>jizz on his face

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:31

aidoru: Oct 24, 2010

suggest hunting trip

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:37

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

aidoru posted:

suggest hunting trip

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:39

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Hogge Wild posted:

>jizz on his face

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:39

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

JAZZ on his face lol

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

nomadologique posted:

JAZZ on his face lol

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:49

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

>say "Dick, I'll show YOU a dick!" then expose yourself.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:56

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

C. Everett Koop posted:

>say "Dick, I'll show YOU a dick!" then expose yourself.

No, no, no, we have to one up him on Dickishness

>Reach out to the peacock god, and pray for him to bestow the greatest champion of all Dicks: Dik Dik Van Dik (from "Ultimate Muscle").

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:04

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

>Ask Cheney which celebrities he's slept with.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:05

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

Become so triggered by Cheney's white male face that all your headmates come out to comfort you except Darylmond who is evil and wants to kill you. Give them all true sight.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:06

Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

NecroMonster posted:

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:12

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

> Spend available AP

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:17

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

>spend AP in Bat.Pwr to make it easier to be Batman

Gwyneth Palpate fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:18

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

>Demand that he reveals the location of the Metal Gear

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:30

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

>Begin to crave a grilled cheese with vegetarian chili

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:32

Vavrek: Mar 2, 2013; I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Big McHuge posted:

>Use some of our Batman Powers to craft a utility belt.

Having more inventory space would be nice, I agree.

Alternately, can craft a fully-equipped utility belt?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:33

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

> Ask Dick Cheney what he thinks about the new Taylor Swift song

# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:36

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

>exclaim that things are "off the cheney"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:51

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

> Ask Dick Cheney what he thinks about the new Taylor Swift song

# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:55

doctorfrog: Mar 14, 2007; Great.

> Pray to Bill Cosby

# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:01

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Stoat posted:

>exclaim that things are "off the cheney"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:06

Poland Spring: Sep 11, 2005

>Spend all 5 AP on Dungeoneering, use Dungeoneering to find hatch into elevator shaft

# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:40

Corek: May 11, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Stoat posted:

>exclaim that things are "off the cheney"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack