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MondayHotDog posted:This perpetual fooling machine she made is a joke. It just keeps fooling faster and faster. I'm with you, MondayHotDog. Lisa! Get in here. In this house, we obey the laws of foolodynamics!
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Do over Ham posted:I'm with you, MondayHotDog. Lisa! Get in here. In this house, we obey the laws of foolodynamics! Who can tell me the atomic weight of foolonium?
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Sep 23, 2014 06:56
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Who can tell me the atomic weight of foolonium? Ooh ... foolicious?
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Do over Ham posted:Ooh ... foolicious? Correct. I would also accept snark-tacular. 
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Sep 23, 2014 11:28
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Dad, why did you bring me to a gay Simpsons quote thread?
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Sep 23, 2014 12:48
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 Stand still, Martytoof, there's a spark in your hair.
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Sep 23, 2014 12:50
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Do over Ham posted:Yes, we have that one in England, too, MondayHotDog.  It's...it's still warm. 
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Sep 23, 2014 13:23
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Roark posted:
"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?" "'Tis," replied Aunt Helga...
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Sep 23, 2014 13:30
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Mira posted:
He prefers the company of men
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Sep 23, 2014 18:28
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CatchrNdRy posted:He prefers the company of men  Who doesn't?
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Roark posted:
First they hate other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me.
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Sep 23, 2014 19:22
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Applewhite posted:First they hate other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me. They love, and share. They share and love and share. Love, love, love, Share, share, share. The Itchy & Scratchy Show!
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Applewhite posted:First they hate other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me. Of course not, you're a robot.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They love, and share. I can honestly say that's the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I have ever seen.
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Sep 23, 2014 22:37
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Roark posted:Of course not, you're a robot. I can't wait to see that production of the wizard of oz
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Sep 23, 2014 23:12
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Skeesix posted:I can't wait to see that production of the wizard of oz It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold!
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Sep 23, 2014 23:59
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Spectacle Rock posted:It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold! Look closer, Lenny!
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Sep 24, 2014 00:32
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Spectacle Rock posted:It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold! mmmm.... the land of chocolate...
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:mmmm.... the land of chocolate... Wow, chocolate. Half-price!
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Sep 24, 2014 00:48
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Roark posted:Of course not, you're a robot. Father, give me legs.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:06
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Not until you finish your sundae. 
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Mira posted:Not until you finish your sundae. What's wrong with my sundaes? 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What's wrong with my sundaes? Eat around the banana, it's just empty vitamins.
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Spectacle Rock posted:It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold! When I'm driving the car, I get to choose the radio station. When you're driving, we'll listen to your radio station.
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Spectacle Rock posted:It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold! All I can remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe that was a street corner...
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[quote="Do over Ham" post=""435325946”"] Or maybe that was a street corner... [/quote] Okay slow down - who’s been stealing your thoughts?
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Crackerman posted:Okay slow down - who’s been stealing your thoughts? Who else? Major League Baseball.
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TMMadman posted:When I'm driving the car, I get to choose the radio station. When you're driving, we'll listen to your radio station. KFSL, Fossil 103! Classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin, comma, Led!
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Roark posted:
There's a lot of flag burners, who have got too much freedom. I'd like to make it legal, for policemen to beat them.
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After The War posted:KFSL, Fossil 103! Classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin, comma, Led! What Computers?
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TMMadman posted:When I'm driving the car, I get to choose the radio station. When you're driving, we'll listen to your radio station. http://youtu.be/Pai5bgGk8ho
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MondayHotDog posted:What Computers? 
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Mister Kingdom posted:Wow, chocolate. Half-price! That was ten minutes ago! 
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Root Bear posted:That was ten minutes ago! You're living in the past, Root Bear, quit living in the past!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You're living in the past, Root Bear, quit living in the past! Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE PAST!   We now return you to your regular Simpsons Quote Thread programming.
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Who's Drederick Tatum anyway? Another Hobo?
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Ow my eye! My doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What's wrong with my sundaes? The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
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jscolon2.0 posted:The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. It's a Krusty Kinda Khristmas, brought to you by ILG: selling your body's chemicals after you die. And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes -- a subsidiary of ILG.
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jscolon2.0 posted:The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. That's bad!!
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