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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
I think its more the waist than anything.

veedubfreak posted:

I'm not sure you understand how bras work.

Unless its full of tissue paper, her breasts are still decently sized.

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Well, you get what you pay for

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

zex posted:

man i bet as soon as you get the bra off those things they unravel like a red carpet from a bugs bunny cartoon, one goes left and one goes right while making that flubflubflub noise, big giant waffle sized nipples going everywhere knocking people over and poo poo

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sigh.



What the hell do they stick in Scooby snacks these days.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

cowboythreespeech posted:

That woman's breasts are enormous.

They are incredibly fake. Internet creeps have done all the research for you if you look for it.

Vagithug
Dec 27, 2012

by Ralp

New Leaf posted:

They are incredibly fake. Internet creeps have done all the research for you if you look for it.

Thank you internet creap New Leaf.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Less shitposting about whether a woman's breasts are fake, more cosplay photos.

OT: Aela (Skyrim)

McPantserton
Jan 19, 2005

IRONICALLY SWEALTERING

Scyantific posted:

Less shitposting about whether a woman's breasts are fake, more cosplay photos.

loving seriously.

Here's Kinpatsu Cosplay lookin' so badass as Syndra from League of Legends that I almost want to start playing.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

McPantserton posted:

Here's Kinpatsu Cosplay lookin' so badass as Syndra from League of Legends that I almost want to start playing.

Don't. MOBAs are a terrible thing.

More TES cosplay. This time, a badass Ordinator from Morrowind (the best TES). Partially based off the concept designs from Michael Kirkbride.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Scyantific posted:

Don't. MOBAs are a terrible thing.

More TES cosplay. This time, a badass Ordinator from Morrowind (the best TES). Partially based off the concept designs from Michael Kirkbride.


Looks nice, but how is he at scum watching? :colbert:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

SirPhoebos posted:

Looks nice, but how is he at scum watching? :colbert:

He's staring right at you.

Catts
Nov 3, 2011

Scyantific posted:

Don't. MOBAs are a terrible thing.

More TES cosplay. This time, a badass Ordinator from Morrowind (the best TES). Partially based off the concept designs from Michael Kirkbride.


Moon but no star, 2/10 would not declare Hortator

Dieland
Sep 12, 2014


BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Jesus loving Christ!

A reminder that this exists: :nws: https://www.eyebleach.com or https://www.guybleach.com :nws:

A SFW-version: https://www.kidbleach.info

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
God drat it's like the solar flare joke from DBZ Abridged come to life.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
This is the best Shepard

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Danger - Octopus! posted:

This is the best Shepard



Okay, now where's the cosplay of Garrus in a suit and top hat?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Doctor Bishop posted:

Okay, now where's the cosplay of Garrus in a suit and top hat?

Off performing calibrations, no doubt.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Is that Pavel Petel? If you google that, be prepared for a whole lotta NWS.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Danger - Octopus! posted:

This is the best Shepard


poo poo, now I kinda wanna see the whole Mass Effect crew in gothic lolita gear. Not really sure why.

Raptor1033 posted:

Is that Pavel Petel? If you google that, be prepared for a whole lotta NWS.
No beard. That dude never shaves his beard. N-not that I'd know that. Or anything.

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah

Insensative_Asshole
Dec 18, 2007

That guy's tail is enormous.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Insensative_Asshole posted:

That guy's tail is enormous.

It is incredibly fake. Internet creeps have done all the research for you if you look for it.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

joat mon posted:

It is incredibly fake. Internet creeps have done all the research for you if you look for it.

Thank you internet creap joat mon.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
I AM NOT A CREAP I CAN GET ALL THE TAIL I WANT MY MOM MAKES ME GO OUTSIDE AND EVERYTHING

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

joat mon posted:

I CAN GET ALL THE TAIL I WANT

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

joat mon posted:

I CAN GET ALL THE TAIL I WANT

If you can borrow your mom's credit card, sure.
https://www.etsy.com/market/tail_butt_plug
:nws:

Forti
May 5, 2009

Doctor Bishop posted:

Okay, now where's the cosplay of Garrus in a suit and top hat?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
He really needs to calibrate his tie.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Insensative_Asshole posted:

That guy's tail is enormous.

It's not the size that bugs me as much as the placement. Like, it looks like it's too high up his back where it's sprouting to be at all "natural" looking and-oh god why am I debating this??

Patattack
Nov 23, 2008

The English Language!

Choco1980 posted:

It's not the size that bugs me as much as the placement. Like, it looks like it's too high up his back where it's sprouting to be at all "natural" looking and-oh god why am I debating this??

I hate to burst your bubble here chief but-

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Again, I really should be spending my time on better things, but look at your own example, the lower area of his tail's base is roughly at the same hight as the bottom of his groin. In the costume, the bottom of the base of the tail is way up on his waist. That's why it bugs me. Almost as much as it bugs me that I'm debating something DBZ related. Oh god, I've been on the internet too long.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


My friend did a disproportionate Rocket Raccoon.
It's so goofy and I love it.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Your friend made a fursuit

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
Friend of mine made a proportional Rocket.



She's a taxidermist.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Babe Magnet posted:

Your friend made a fursuit

That's what I told him but he denies it.
Sometimes you think you know someone...

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Boomerjinks posted:

Friend of mine made a proportional Rocket.



She's a taxidermist.

This is loving amazing, how did they let her in the theater with a dead raccoon?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Nice to see Andy Kaufman's still getting work.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Boomerjinks posted:

She's a taxidermist.

So she ripped him apart and put him back together again? Points for authenticity right there.

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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Sire Oblivion posted:

This is loving amazing, how did they let her in the theater with a dead raccoon?

Don't be silly, it's just a poster.

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