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And especially: people tell 1 other person about their good shopping experiences, and 20 people about the bad ones.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:49 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:32 |
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EmmyOk posted:
This website is full of the dumbest, most boring and mundane stdh ever.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:13 |
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newreply.php posted:Everyone except those manager's managers. You know, the people who write his paycheck and let that depend on whether or not the business is running smoothly. Having an idiot who is totally in the wrong screaming at the service desk is bad for business, and much worse than accepting his $150 returned item even though it's against official policy. How dare those people with no degree expect managers to follow the rules rather than making GBS threads on their employees. And I guess that is your experience. While I was working retail the higher-ups always enforced the rules, because they would rather an obnoxious customer get thrown out by security than the same people come back time and time again costing the company money. It was always the middle managers who let things slide out of sheer laziness and cowardice, and it was a pleasure to see it bite them in the rear end occasionally.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:17 |
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I somehow mistook my 13 inch penis as being tiny...
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:43 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:This website is full of the dumbest, most boring and mundane stdh ever. Chicken Soup for the Semi-Literate Soul
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:53 |
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Mastered Persian numerals without even trying, still working on basic punctuation skills posted:I was grocery shopping, this random lady comes up to me and starts asking the price of random products (I assumed she couldn't see well), and points at me saying "you persian," and I'm guessing she wanted to know the prices and didn't understand english. I told her i'm "not persian", and I don't speak persian, BUT, I do know their numbers, from my backgammon playing experience. So I helped her out in persian, and she was impressed as f, staring at me surprisedly, thinking this random non-persian guy knew her language
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:49 |
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newreply.php posted:And especially: people tell 1 other person about their good shopping experiences, and 20 people about the bad ones. Then the solution should be that rear end in a top hat customers never leave the store
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:08 |
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Lul Persian. Nothing is Persian anymore but rugs. It's hilarious to me seeing people claim that. Persia is not a thing. They are no more Persian than Istanbul is Constantinople.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:54 |
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Gotta admit I was not expecting the existence of Persian language and people of Persian descent to be taken as the STDH part of that anecdote.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 09:14 |
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I was just picking nits like a dummy.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:31 |
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EmmyOk posted:
It honestly happens, except maybe not on this scale. I knew a guy who was super ashamed because of his allegedly small dick except it was the biggest dick I've seen irl and he couldn't accept this fact
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 15:04 |
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Was hoping I'd be able to post in here:
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:49 |
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at all of y'all posting reddit comments with downvotes. Who cares.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:57 |
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Perfidus posted:Lul Persian. Nothing is Persian anymore but rugs. It's hilarious to me seeing people claim that. Persia is not a thing. They are no more Persian than Istanbul is Constantinople. I guarantee that if you said that in parts of LA, they'd never find your body. Their language is called Farsi, and they proudly consider themselves Persian. Persian food is fantastic.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:39 |
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Boom!quote:An Explosion Of Thought(less)
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:46 |
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Khazar-khum posted:I guarantee that if you said that in parts of LA, they'd never find your body. Cool but they proudly consider themselves wrong. Also it's not really a positive thing to say about an ethnic group of people when you say they would kill me and destroy my body for questioning their fantasy. Edit: Not trying to come off as caustic. I just don't subscribe to that line of thought. I don't claim to be Thracian because my roots are in that area, for instance. Anyhoo. On topic, Amy Lee took her cellphone delusions even further and is now taking credit for the iPhone. Is there any website that tracks her and includes commentary? 6EQUJ5 6 7 has a new favorite as of 13:37 on Sep 21, 2014 |
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Perfidus posted:Cool but they proudly consider themselves wrong. Also it's not really a positive thing to say about an ethnic group of people when you say they would kill me and destroy my body for questioning their fantasy. You loving idiot, Persian is an actual ethnicity, not a 'fantasy'. Stop being a moron. STDH: I'm back at school, and so people have been mentioning what they did over the summer. This one guy began a startup doing "intelligent search", and it was about to be bought by Google, when oh no, the patent trolls arrived, and he lost everything. Oh well, he came away wiser, and the receptionist is now his girlfriend. Cue him showing pictures of him with his arm around a girl who looks pretty uncomfortable to have him that close, and is holding her own arms rigidly down at her sides.
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The Devil Tesla posted:at all of y'all posting reddit comments with downvotes. Who cares. That one post about the ecstasy game had like three hundred up votes. Which is sad, admittedly.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 13:54 |
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Perfidus posted:Cool but they proudly consider themselves wrong.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:40 |
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Okay yeah I'm an idiot. I make no excuses. Back to STDH.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 06:17 |
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Tailor made.quote:Cannot Be Tailored To His Demands I do a lot of sewing. I can see perhaps using a serger on the raw edge, but then the jeans would go to a regular machine for the stitching. The only way I can come up with 3 machines is if he is counting pressing the jeans. But all three of those steps would be needed anyway.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:06 |
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I think my favorite is [amount + $10] because he's deathly afraid of quoting a price that makes the story seem unrealistic.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:10 |
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Elliotw2 posted:I think my favorite is [amount + $10] because he's deathly afraid of quoting a price that makes the story seem unrealistic. I can't think of a single mall with a tailor shop. Department stores will only make alterations on things they sell.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:15 |
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Khazar-khum posted:I can't think of a single mall with a tailor shop. Department stores will only make alterations on things they sell. There is one at the mall a mile from me, in the Dallas area.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:29 |
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Almost every Canadian mall I've been in has had some kind of alterations shop in it, even the tiny run down suburban ones, but they don't exist so much in the US as far as I've seen.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:43 |
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We have one in a strip mall, but I think they mostly do business in the Latino community for stuff like Confirmation.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:56 |
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Lots of malls where I live have places to alterations. Dry cleaners too, for that matter.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:57 |
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The only alterations the guy does is to his stories.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:08 |
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Chococat posted:Almost every Canadian mall I've been in has had some kind of alterations shop in it, even the tiny run down suburban ones, but they don't exist so much in the US as far as I've seen. I think it's the law up here. Even big rear end malls have a tiny little alterations shop tucked away by a side entrance somewhere. Elliotw2 posted:I think my favorite is [amount + $10] because he's deathly afraid of quoting a price that makes the story seem unrealistic. Is $10 even high enough for a rush job? It seems so low that I feel like most people would just pay it, and then he'd be right back where he started.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 05:31 |
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Elliotw2 posted:I think my favorite is [amount + $10] because he's deathly afraid of quoting a price that makes the story seem unrealistic. Also, for a person who's (presumably) self employed at their own tailor shop and is the only person who works in the shop, they had to check the computer to know what the price they charge is? Business must be bad if it's so slow you don't know what your rates are off the top of your head.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 09:39 |
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Tin Hat posted:Lots of malls where I live have places to alterations. Dry cleaners too, for that matter. Most dry cleaners offer alterations. But an actual tailor shop in a mall? Never seen that, but if some of you have them, well, I guess that part of the poo poo DID happen. Not knowing your prices in your own shop is suspect, though. A customer might think the price is being tailored to his order, rather than a one-size-fits all pricing scheme.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 09:44 |
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Tumblr posted:all right everyone sit down, shut up and listen closely because I’m about to tell y’all the tale of Ms. Mormino.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 16:09 |
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That was physically painful for me to read. Like, one of my ears started bleeding halfway through.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 16:22 |
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Bullshit Stories from Wayside School.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:12 |
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I can see him, smugging it up behind his computer as he novelizes that boring piece of crap. I want to find and punch him.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:57 |
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Ah yes, "that's what she said", the knockout punch to my story
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:01 |
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We were the honors class. You know, with the 16 year old 7th grader and the kid who proudly pissed his pants. The height of wit was "That's what she said". We were just a bunch of smart kids, with our own bus and everything.
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How is being able to turn anything into a TWSS joke a gift? It's literally the same phrase everytime. Also I imagine the person who wrote that looks like this Content:
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