Paranatural: It's spelled Zack and they are nonbinary

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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Kabanaw posted:

The spirit train warps everything around it normally, but when it finds a set of railroad tracks it remembers its life as a train and gets ready to plow down any damsels in distress and/or sandwiched nerds unfortunate enough to be on the tracks.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 06:20

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:32

Kgummy: Aug 14, 2009

Suaimhneas posted:

Good thing I changed it to a more joke-y phrasing before I posted that then. :v:

Seravadon posted:

Everyone panicking is going to seem so silly when the Ghost Train just goes right through Max. Because it is a ghost.

That must mean all the characters are ghosts, since they rode on said train just fine.

But seriously, I guess the Ghost Train is similar to whatever Forge is, since they're both made of metal/have actual metal 'bodies'.

AnonSpore posted:

Sandwiched nerds that are soon able to add 'pancake' to their list of descriptors.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 08:27

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

So, TL;DR is that Max will soon be a McGriddle?

# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:01

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kgummy posted:

But seriously, I guess the Ghost Train is similar to whatever Forge is, since they're both made of metal/have actual metal 'bodies'.

"actual" metal

they're basically made of ghost metal

now i really want to know what ghost metal sounds like

# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:07

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tollymain posted:

"actual" metal

they're basically made of ghost metal

now i really want to know what ghost metal sounds like

Google says something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQZ13jobIY

# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:10

youcallthatatwist: Sep 22, 2013

Get your wallets ready, everybody!
https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/514129167617896448
https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/514240446407921665
Zack is finally making merchandise! Now you too can be ~violent~

# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:06

Kramjacks: Jul 5, 2007

Johnny's gonna save Max.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:17

Nahxela: Oct 11, 2008; Execution

youcallthatatwist posted:

Get your wallets ready, everybody!
https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/514129167617896448
https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/514240446407921665
Zack is finally making merchandise! Now you too can be ~violent~

He should sell aluminum bats that are just plain old aluminum bats.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:29

Ditocoaf: Jun 1, 2011

WELP, I guess someone guessed correctly about who was gonna save max.

I don't think it's possible to not be surprised by this page, though.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:07

Tendales: Mar 9, 2012

http://www.paranatural.net/index.php?id=291

I think we all saw this coming.

~~~OTP~~~

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:07

Yoya: Nov 6, 2009; I already bought the chicken

http://paranatural.net/index.php?id=291

lmfao

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:07

Ditocoaf: Jun 1, 2011

I just noticed the sparkles all around her speech bubble. Wow.

And apparently her tool is a... walking stick? Cane? ...which has taken on a lot of properties of its inhabitant, apparently some kind of rose spirit.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:13

Countblanc: Apr 20, 2005; _{Help a hero out!}

Ditocoaf posted:

I just noticed the sparkles all around her speech bubble. Wow.

And apparently her tool is a... walking stick? Cane? ...which has taken on a lot of properties of its inhabitant, apparently some kind of rose spirit.

We knew she was, in some way, impaired. I guess she's blind!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:15

Ditocoaf: Jun 1, 2011

Oh god. Of course she's blind. "love is blind"

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:15

reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

"Choo"

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:16

Fecha: Nov 4, 2006; Did I... did I miss anything important?

One Train Pairing

Ditocoaf posted:

I just noticed the sparkles all around her speech bubble. Wow.

And apparently her tool is a... walking stick? Cane? ...which has taken on a lot of properties of its inhabitant, apparently some kind of rose spirit.

Somehow it fires arrows tho?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:19

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

Ditocoaf posted:

Oh god. Of course she's blind. "love is blind"

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:25

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

I've been laughing at this update for legitimately five minutes now holy poo poo

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:25

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

loving hell, I saw it coming and yet I"m still in stitches.

Then again, BL probably knew otherwise she wouldn't have left Max unconscious.

Didn't notice that cane at the bottom, she probably is blind. Goddamn good shot too.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:30

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

This is a great update. Now Max's face is covered in train slobber. I like how the trains ort of looked like squidward in that one episode of spongebob where he got really handsome, and also Agent Day's tie.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:07

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Now there's a power that's going to have some funny effects down the line.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:18

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

I actually cackled when I saw the 'OTP' steam cloud.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:22

Mystic Mongol: Jan 5, 2007; Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.; College Slice

That's the best emoji I've ever seen.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:25

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Mystic Mongol posted:

That's the best emoji I've ever seen.

What are you... oh my god holy poo poo.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:31

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Her tool is the Rose Staff from Kid Icarus Uprising.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 10:06

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Oh my god Agent Day legitimately wears a Suitsie in the real world. That's amazing.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 10:07

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Oh hey Agent Day can you shoot Max's baseball bat for a tick?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 10:19

Wyld Karde: Mar 18, 2013; She's so ~dreamy~

I honestly didn't see train smooches coming.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 10:20

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Holy poo poo the faces. I was not prepared for this. I wasn't ready at alllllll

# ? Sep 26, 2014 11:39

Roland Jones: Aug 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I like that in every panel but the first Day's words can be seen in the background. I can just imagine her plaintive "Heeeeyyyyy"'s drifting across the scene, slowly getting louder while Max is coming to terms with what the hell just happened.

Also, of course she wears the suitsie in real life. I mean, why wouldn't she?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 12:02

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

A Hoover cane covered in thorns seems like an accident waiting to happen.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 12:42

Suaimhneas: Nov 19, 2005; That's how you get tinnitus

No, train, stop it. You're a train, not a ship.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 13:10

Exit Strategy: Dec 10, 2010; by sebmojo

Suaimhneas posted:

No, train, stop it. You're a train, not a ship.

Well, I mean. Trains are commonly used in shipping.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 13:48

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Do we know Agent Day's first name, because if it's Valentine I'm going to groan loud enough to register on the Richter scale.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 14:07

red plastic cup: Apr 25, 2012; Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...

Sexiest train I've ever seen.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 14:31

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

Oxxidation posted:

Do we know Agent Day's first name, because if it's Valentine I'm going to groan loud enough to register on the Richter scale.

It's Arbor.

I know, I wasn't expecting it either.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 14:35

Oxyclean: Sep 23, 2007

Ditocoaf posted:

I just noticed the sparkles all around her speech bubble. Wow.

And apparently her tool is a... walking stick? Cane? ...which has taken on a lot of properties of its inhabitant, apparently some kind of rose spirit.

It's not as clever as the "love is blind," angle, but It looks more like a fencing foil to me, complete with the little 'ball' thing on the end.

Also, when was this character alluded to? Following like 3+ comics that all update slowly is making me really bad at remembering these kinds of things?

e: Oh, or do we just know her name because Zack said it in the comment?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 15:06

Kabanaw: Jan 27, 2012; The real Pokemon begins here

Oxyclean posted:

It's not as clever as the "love is blind," angle, but It looks more like a fencing foil to me, complete with the little 'ball' thing on the end.

Also, when was this character alluded to? Following like 3+ comics that all update slowly is making me really bad at remembering these kinds of things?

e: Oh, or do we just know her name because Zack said it in the comment?

Agent Day has been alluded to a few times before, most recently by Boss Leader.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 15:08

Luneshot: Mar 10, 2014

I love this comic.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 15:08

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:32

MarquiseMindfang: Jan 6, 2013; vriska (vriska)

Embarrassingly I thought her cane was a TV antenna at first. Or a car aerial.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 15:18

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