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Istari posted:After the Everly Brothers, maybe ? "Happy Birthday, Smothers"
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Met an older man (in his 80s, I guess) called Trayln. He pronounced it tray-lin.
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From the Social Security death index: Motor Armes Bug Shiver Rat Hall Iron Stone Knot Jolly
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Vicodiva posted:From the Social Security death index: The best one I've found on there is Juan Teste
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Vicodiva posted:From the Social Security death index: Some more: Hard Brown (two of them, in fact) Brown Brown Wyatt Powers Richard Cock Richard Allcock Peter Wenis
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The best names I've seen on the death index are Ray St Penis and Juan Teste.
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Vadun posted:Nope. Raleigh, NC Too close to home. I live in the Triangle.
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A couple I used to work with had a kid recently. When I heard they were expecting I asked a coworker of mine who's still in touch with them regularly what they were going to name the kid, and he said that he wasn't sure but they were leaning towards Abigail. "Cool," I said, "I've always thought that was a good name." Fast-forward a month to when they actually have the kid. "So did they name her Abigail?" "No, that's her middle name." "So what's her first name?" "..." "..." "Heavy."
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The Crotch posted:A couple I used to work with had a kid recently. When I heard they were expecting I asked a coworker of mine who's still in touch with them regularly what they were going to name the kid, and he said that he wasn't sure but they were leaning towards Abigail. "Cool," I said, "I've always thought that was a good name." E: Nm the band is !!! I guess that would be dot-dot-dot maybe? jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 21:51 on Sep 15, 2014 |
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Sep 15, 2014 21:49
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I believe the dot dot dot denotes silence because the person is ashamed to say this child's name, which is Heavy.
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timp posted:I believe the dot dot dot denotes silence because the person is ashamed to say this child's name, which is Heavy. Ohhhh that makes sense. I read heavy as his response to the name, like "woah, heavvvy".
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jojoinnit posted:Ohhhh that makes sense. I read heavy as his response to the name, like "woah, heavvvy". And here I thought you were just being cheeky. Hopefully they don't make that their next daughter's name.
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Sep 16, 2014 03:25
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Um... clerical error?
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Say Nothing posted:Um... clerical error? All I could find was a tumblr post with the picture and "My name is Luna Enriquez." I give you babycenter.com's "Unusual Baby Names of 2013", featuring such gems as the bouncing baby boys Rocket, Stetson, Tintin, and Cheese, and baby girls Loveena, Nyx, Creedence, Blip, and Duda.
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Looks like someone's hip to Greek mythology. Or at least, I hope.
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Nyx is not that uncommon a name where I live (Australia). It's not super common, obviously, but I've met 5 or 6 of them in my life.
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Axiem posted:Looks like someone's hip to Greek mythology. Or at least, I hope. EDIT: nm. ActingPower has a new favorite as of 02:58 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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ActingPower posted:EDIT: nm. 
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Just browsing the names of friends of Facebook friends who live in Montana and Utah. For reference, they are all white: Kalob Jazalynn Quintynn Aubreay Codey Bowdy Draven KyLeah Kalee Mckade LaKrista Daysha TurShay Michala McKaela Ashilin Courtny Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 17, 2014 23:30
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Paint store "Groteenis" 
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Just pulled a state insurance for a girl named A Dream. Her name was "Avream" in the schedule which I just assumed was something ethnic but no. A Dream.
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Some random friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook named her baby Blakely. Blake's not unique enough? Really?
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StandardToast posted:Just pulled a state insurance for a girl named A Dream. Her name was "Avream" in the schedule which I just assumed was something ethnic but no. A Dream. I can imagine the phone conversation that led to it being typed "Avream" in the schedule. "That's D as in Dictor." insufficient guns posted:Some random friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook named her baby Blakely. Blake's not unique enough? Really?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:All I could find was a tumblr post with the picture and "My name is Luna Enriquez." IDK, I think Creedence and Blip own
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Low-hanging fruit, but spotted on an old football programme:
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In my small community college, there's someone named "Durcell." For a half hour after I had heard the name, all I could think was, "Like the battery?"
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Sep 20, 2014 15:15
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I created an account for Pam Ham the other day. Not Pamela and no middle initial.
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Gabriel-Ernest posted:I came across someone called "Analyse," and I was totally puzzled until I realized it was just a strange spelling of what I'd think of as "Annalise"/"Anneliese." I'd thought it might be some weird sidelong reference to those Puritan verb-ish names like "Increase" and "Praisegod." (How insufferable would that be, if parents who were fervent atheists named their kids Rationality or Logic or something?) I've mentioned it before in this thread, but I had a (very Christian) coworker who named her son Knowledge which struck me as being a lot like naming your kid Charity or Hope.
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Sep 20, 2014 16:19
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Child actress from the '80s called Rainbow Harvest.
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Sep 21, 2014 14:08
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This looks like someone lost their patience and threw a fit on the keyboard, but it is his real name.
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Sep 24, 2014 02:48
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Too bad preteens can't vote or he'd be a shoe in 
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There's a realtor in my city named Spice Lucks. Yep. It's two words but they just don't fit together. Just try saying it, it's like trying to put a square peg in a round hole. I've seen the signs on local homes for years and could never get over how weird that name was. strangemusic has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Sep 24, 2014 |
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Sep 24, 2014 05:22
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I swear to god this guy was named Bnorsten.
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Sep 25, 2014 04:20
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Today's winner: Beuncle Idea.
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Sep 26, 2014 22:06
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Breakfast time with these folks: Toast Phils Egg Ear Bacon Brown Coffee Chili
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Runners up from today: Julysabel, Nosheen (from Pakistan, but still funny to me), and Shykendal.
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Meanwhile at the saloon: Whiskey Boy Wine Shepard Dawn D. Vodka Dimples Brandy Myrtle Liquor Tew Gin Edna C. Goldschlager ????
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I went to middle school with a Phoenix Gaylord
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