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I don't really feel like eating mushrooms tonight, but if I don't cook and eat the ones I have in the fridge they'll go bad and it'll be a terrible waste of food
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Sep 22, 2014 17:48
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I have more socks than underpants right now so my laundry rotation is getting thrown out of whack. 
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Sep 23, 2014 07:27
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My room mate is really messy and I'd love to get a cleaning service regularly. But he's also too poor to be able to split the cost and I don't want to pay for it myself. 
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:Why does the predictive typing thing on the new iOS take up 1/2 the screen? It's impossible to click on forms or zoom out or anything. And I'm too lazy to look but I'll just assume there's no way to make the fonts smaller because Apple Tap and hold "The" and slide it down, and it'll collapse; you can repeat the trick by grabbing the little "handle" and sliding it up. Or you can go to Settings > General > Keyboard and disable "Predictive", which gets rid of it altogether. My phone and my child's downloaded iOS 8 last night! ...but I'm on metered internet and it ate about 15% of our bandwidth because Apple thinks that a wireless connection = unlimited data. Bleh. It could at least have waited for 2 AM, when I get my "overnight megabytes".
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Sep 23, 2014 14:32
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My refrigerator is too full.
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Sep 23, 2014 19:17
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I ordered something online and it's being shipped from England, so it's going to take a long time to arrive. Not only that, but I don't have tracking info, so I have no idea when it will arrive.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:02
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My boss called me in to lecture me about calling out sick one day last week. We ended up having a nice chat and he wasn't actually mad. Still, I was uncomfortable for a few seconds and that is unacceptable.
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Sep 23, 2014 21:48
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The only people that still use Facebook are moms and I just cannot give a poo poo about all these babies.
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cobalt impurity posted:The only people that still use Facebook are moms and I just cannot give a poo poo about all these babies. It's okay, babies give enough shits for everyone.
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I bought a new white dress shirt for an interview (because my other one got stained), and after ironing it and hanging it up tonight I noticed a small spot, which I tried to dab out, then rub a little. However I forgot that I'd just shined my shoes and my hands were dirty, so now I have a dark spot on the sleeve of my white dress shirt. I either risk wearing the shirt and hope I don't have to take off my blazer, which is not going to happen, or wear a blue dress shirt with my dark blue suit, which is taboo. I Am Not Spor has a new favorite as of 09:10 on Sep 25, 2014 |
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Sep 25, 2014 07:53
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The stupid cleaners either threw away or misplaced (Where, I have NO idea) my tablet pen, so now I need to buy a new one.
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Sep 25, 2014 20:30
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The diamond necklace I got my girlfriend came in a square-shaped box and I feel like she'll be sad that it's not a ring.
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Sep 25, 2014 21:32
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I made a lot of money doing glorified baby sitting today (substitute teaching where the class was : let's watch this movie) but I had already seen the movie about 6 times in the last few years and I would have rather spent the day home
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Sep 25, 2014 21:45
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My new phone doesn't fit in my sport sleeve case 
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I'm starting a diet today and it loving sucks. It'd suck slightly less, but I'm the person primarily in charge of cooking dinner for my family  So I get to stare at a pan full of delicious frying chicken with the knowledge that I can't have any.Edit: And my router is being an absolute poo poo and its pissing me off and making me want to grab a sandwich and stuff my face to distract myself from this lovely slow internet 
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Sep 26, 2014 21:41
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I've got to find a way to entertain myself all day tomorrow because the house is being treated for mold. All my friends are out of town.
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Sep 27, 2014 00:41
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My town has an indefinite boil order on the water supply.
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Sep 27, 2014 00:46
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My friend and I are completely unable to drunkenly cook lemon bars. No, not even from a recipe. Or another recipe, or another. It ends up either dry, inedible crap or syrupy inedible crap. I just want to drink and eat some lemon bars, ok? They don't even have to be really good, the alcohol takes care of that. Also I have to open at work the next five days because I've risen too high in the chain of command at my lovely job. Why couldn't I be stupid and useless? Or new and clueless? Then I wouldn't have to work so much. Or open all the drat time. poo poo, guys, just let me come in at 9 when surgery starts, ok? I'm the nurse, I'm the only loving nurse, let me sleep in a bit. But nooooo If I have to calm down old ladies while they're sobbing and holding their poodles, 7 am is not optimal for me. I'm just saying. Christ almighty, don't clutch your dog and cry hysterically at me before it's loving 8 am. I cannot deal with that.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:21
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The lady behind me in line at the grocery store criticized me for my purchases. "Really? You're buying THAT?" In my whole life I've never even heard of this happening. What the gently caress.
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Sep 27, 2014 20:12
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I want to go buy beer but there is a huge festival in town and I don't want to deal with the traffic and the crowds.
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Sep 27, 2014 20:21
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:My town has an indefinite boil order on the water supply. I wouldn't call that first world.
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I Am Not Spor posted:I wouldn't call that first world. Rural Illinois is at the very least upper second world. 
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I got yelled at a lot by a dumb customer at work today. I'm in a position that it's entirely meaningless to get yelled at by this kind of guy, and this kind of poo poo doesn't nearly compare to being through basic training but it's like "come on bro, we were told to do something different. Chill while we fix it."
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Sep 28, 2014 00:35
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I clicked on this thread to post something but now I forgot what I was going to post 
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I asked a client to find and unplug the white cube-shaped piece of equipment with our logo on it so we could troubleshoot a problem, and he kept telling me he was doing impossible things with it (like plugging it into a power strip - it doesn't have a power cable). We spent about half an hour on this before I figured out that the object he was interacting with was in fact a foot-long triangular piece of clear plastic we used to send people as packing material.
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Cat Catterson posted:The lady behind me in line at the grocery store criticized me for my purchases. "Really? You're buying THAT?" What were you buying? An entire case of cheese in a can? 200lbs of lard?
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I'm at work doing QA on a video game but I want to go home and play a different video game.
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Sep 28, 2014 17:08
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When it's hot outside but cloudy and no-one is brave enough to open the window on the bus.
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I'm worried about finding a job after college but I have like 3 or 4 semesters left so it isn't like I need to panic.
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I made jam today but I slightly overcooked it so the sugar caramelized a bit. It's still good, but not extremely good
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Gorilla Salad posted:What were you buying? An entire case of cheese in a can? 200lbs of lard? It was a lot of junk food and booze, but I was going to a party, and anyways the 30 pack of ice cream was 60% off. Maybe I did I eat 4 of the ice creams but gently caress you they were tasty. Nurse Chapel has a new favorite as of 06:53 on Sep 29, 2014 |
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I fell for someone when I was on my ~european vacation~ and he lives literally across the loving world. Could I find someone just as awesome here? I bet I could. Do I want to? Nope, I want to blow at least $1800 on a flight to go see him instead.
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I have a washer and dryer of my own in my nice townhouse, and I have a decent-paying job as a nurse, and I pretend to be enthusiastic about picking up all the overtime I can get, but in reality I'm getting worn down. I gave up my sleep for the day to do laundry because I literally wouldn't have time otherwise. But when they need me, I can't say no, and these paychecks of mine are getting fatter and fatter. But my chores and sleep are suffering. 
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I decided I wanted to buy all my bridesmaids those really large Pashmina scarves for their gift, and also to wear to my wedding if it gets chilly. But all the ones I can find have tassels, and I don't like them quite as much with tassels.
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Buggiezor posted:I decided I wanted to buy all my bridesmaids those really large Pashmina scarves for their gift, and also to wear to my wedding if it gets chilly. But all the ones I can find have tassels, and I don't like them quite as much with tassels. I wanna go to my friend's wedding, but I'd need to fly. I only have enough miles for one free ticket, but I'd have to buy the other.
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Sep 30, 2014 00:40
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I'm sitting alone in this new, big house waiting for laundry to finish but we haven't moved that much in so it's me, my phone, some candles and a pile of Halloween candy. I'm gonna get sexy.
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Sep 30, 2014 03:26
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Today is my birthday and the number of birthday wishes sent to me by automated systems (e.g. Google, Facebook etc.) Has so far significantly outnumbered the number of birthday wishes from actual humans. Though everyone important to me did remember and I even got an awesome dinosaur candle holder as a gift.
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