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And what kind of nothing are we talking here? Swampy, stinky nothing full of bugs and snakes and gators and whatever other people-hating stuff you people have in the south? Or rolling green meadows and friendly forests of confederate trees waiting for you and Bubba to rise again?
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SrgMagnum posted:And what kind of nothing are we talking here? Swampy, stinky nothing full of bugs and snakes and gators and whatever other people-hating stuff you people have in the south? Or rolling green meadows and friendly forests of confederate trees waiting for you and Bubba to rise again? Walking distance to the Mississippi river, about 20 mins to New Orleans & surrounded by swamp and snakes and gators and racists. Watch true detective, it was pretty much filmed entirely in my jurisdiction and is based on my life.
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Sep 26, 2014 03:57
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beanieson posted:Walking distance to the Mississippi river, about 20 mins to New Orleans & surrounded by swamp and snakes and gators and racists. Watch true detective, it was pretty much filmed entirely in my jurisdiction and is based on my life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HXJ6eeqNpA Sorry man but those cabinets should be stained wood, but I understand that you're married to a southern gal and they all like the kitchens yeller.  and whats that green dot on the floor mr fancy pants dishwasher haver?
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Sep 26, 2014 04:06
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Sep 26, 2014 04:15
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Tax guy is wrong about the cabinets for that style house, but you really should've carried that tilework through the entire backsplash Also that front door be needin' some sconces, drat
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Sep 26, 2014 04:42
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beanieson posted:Walking distance to the Mississippi river, about 20 mins to New Orleans & surrounded by swamp and snakes and gators and racists. Watch true detective, it was pretty much filmed entirely in my jurisdiction and is based on my life. are you marty or rust though.
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Sep 26, 2014 04:47
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Branis posted:are you marty or rust though. he's the yellow king.
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Sep 26, 2014 04:52
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I miss whip. 
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Sep 26, 2014 15:31
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This town has gone to poo poo without commissioner Whip Gordon. Now we've got Liberace running the show it just doesn't feel right. Like when our new scout master said he needed to take naked pictures of us incase of an emergency. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't right.
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Sep 26, 2014 15:49
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Hahahahaha I just met The Chief Justice of the Tacit Supreme In Law Court Of The Executors Of The Estates Of The North Watchmen's People's Embassy I love freemen
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Sep 26, 2014 23:00
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DrakeriderCa posted:Hahahahaha Canada really is "the north". Guess he took the black oath and is watching the wall.
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Sep 26, 2014 23:04
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DrakeriderCa posted:Hahahahaha Make him say that three times fast, tell him it's a field sobriety check.
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Sep 26, 2014 23:07
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It was a She And she appeared in court for another freeman. So the judge issued a warrant for his arrest for a fail to appear because she refused to acknowledge that she was appearing for a person. She'd only say she was appearing for the executor of his estate. 
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Sep 26, 2014 23:13
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DrakeriderCa posted:It was a She Do your judges still wear the wigs and robes, or have they gone Justice Casual nowadays? Because I have this mental image of a 55-ish male turning purple and snapping the head off the gavel with his thumb, and it'd be better with the wig.
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Sep 26, 2014 23:24
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:Do your judges still wear the wigs and robes, or have they gone Justice Casual nowadays? Because I have this mental image of a 55-ish male turning purple and snapping the head off the gavel with his thumb, and it'd be better with the wig. No wig but we still rock robes with color coded scarf things Sorry
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Sep 26, 2014 23:28
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Working a day work overtime shift today. As someone who has spent his career on evenings or midnights, I have no clue what this "sun" thing is. That being said, I'm using a brand new 2014 Ford Interceptor with only 300 miles on the clock. It still has that new car smell. 
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Sep 27, 2014 13:21
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JayKay posted:Working a day work overtime shift today. As someone who has spent his career on evenings or midnights, I have no clue what this "sun" thing is. countdown to somebody pissing/making GBS threads/puking in the backseat
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Last night's shift had it's pluses and minuses, on the downside I was hoping to go in to a foam party in full uniform to apprehend a miscreant but another unit beat us to it so I couldn't find a reason to bust a groove across the freshers' dance floor. On the plus side we found a drunk man who had been robbed of his phone and his glasses (?!) and was pretty shitfaced. Poor bastard was blind as a bat without his specs and being the decent muckers that we are we drove him the short distance home. Turns out he is a Urologist, obviously me and the other officers being thick as pig poo poo had to ask what a urologist does and he says he fixes broken cocks. He was chuffed that we had driven him home and promised to sort it out next time one of us broke our mickeys, which is bound to happen sooner or later. So I might not be getting paid for my work but next time I end up wrecking my tallywhacker I have a chum to straighten it out. Of course he could have been chatting bollocks and was infact an opportunistic gay that wanted to get his mitts on some constabulary bellend.
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Sep 27, 2014 14:32
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You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
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Still waiting for the audio clips 
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When I worked in the jail one of my jobs was armed transport officer, so I would transport people to the hospital if they had any medical issues that our in house nursing staff couldn't handle. One of the times was a guy who was a carnie from louisiana who claimed he couldn't pee. So I took him to the hospital and our policy was that the officer had to remain in the presence of the inmate at all times so I had to sit in the ER room with him, which in hindsight seems like some sort of hipaa violation. The nurse comes in and says they are going to have to put in a catheter, I remember thinking it would be funny cause this inmate was annoying as gently caress and was trying to scam his way into getting released for medical reasons. I had to sit there and watch them jam the tube down his dick hole and watch the screaming agony he was in while they did it. It was not funny, it was horrible to witness. The lesson of this story is never trust a health care worker around your dick.
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My wife is a nursing student right now and she got like one lecture on how to insert a catheter. Then she showed up for her first clinical and the nurse she was assigned to was like "give this dude a catheter" and cruised out. So she had to figure it out pretty much on her own. I can't imagine that felt good. Don't let anybody near your dicks.
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Sep 27, 2014 19:04
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Last summer I had to get tested for nut cancer. Can confirm. Allow no one near your penis.
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Sep 27, 2014 19:37
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I blame feminism. Never should have given them the vote. 
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Sep 27, 2014 19:41
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GunForumMeme posted:Last summer I had to get tested for nut cancer. Can confirm. Did you squeal like a good little piggy?
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http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-body-cameras-20140927-story.html#page=1 At first i lol'd cause make up your goddamn mind, but the article does make a good point about body cam video being like dash cam video. I wonder if it would be able to be freedom of informationed.
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Hilarity option: outfit detective bureau with body cameras.Cmdr. Shepard posted:Did you squeal like a good little piggy? No I just pretty much laid back awkwardly while Dr. Thundergrip went to town. At least the room at my referral appointment wasn't cold when I had to whip it out for the moderately attractive PA, so there's that consolation.
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Branis posted:http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-body-cameras-20140927-story.html#page=1 quote:Such video "sometimes captures people at the worst moments of their lives," American Civil Liberties Union senior policy analyst Jay Stanley said. Lol
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I don't know, I was dating a nurse a while back. I was pretty happy to let her near my cock, and by my cock I mean blast her in the face so she looked like a plasterers radio. She clearly saw the error of my ways though, and emigrated to Australia shortly after the inevitable break up because I find it impossible to go on a date without plowing whisky in to me like a wino.
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http://sodaking.tumblr.com/post/98103519034
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Bernard, I can't help but think you're a parody account fuelled by the Viz profanasaurus and rather a lot of scotch.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:looked like a plasterers radio. loving lost it right here
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Hezzy posted:loving lost it right here Oct '14 Cop Lounge: She Looked Like a Plasterers Radio
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chartley posted:Bernard, I can't help but think you're a parody account fuelled by the Viz profanasaurus and rather a lot of scotch. You've clearly not spent enough time in London. Half the blokes on team down here sound exactly like me, the other half are more or less indentured servants we have imported from the far reaches of England. Secondary school was more or less an exhibition in learning as many disgusting metaphors and expletives as possible.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:You've clearly not spent enough time in London. Half the blokes on team down here sound exactly like me, the other half are more or less indentured servants we have imported from the far reaches of England. Secondary school was more or less an exhibition in learning as many disgusting metaphors and expletives as possible. I promise you it isn't a dig or complaint. I speak fluent Glaswegian. Not exactly the friendliest of tongues. The two key words are most probably 'gently caress' and 'oval office' and that's in friendly conversation.
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I just spent an hour watching a documentary on the grenadier guards guarding the castle and I feel like head butting someone and calling them a oval office, am I british?
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Branis posted:I just spent an hour watching a documentary on the grenadier guards guarding the castle and I feel like head butting someone and calling them a oval office, am I british? One of us. One of us.
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FOP plates, yes or no? Apparently we qualify for membership. Coworker trying to sell me on it but I'm not convinced. I don't do anything particularly crazy when driving and am concerned I'm just making my car a target. But then most criminals are dumb so maybe they don't know what the plates mean. Could have sworn I asked this once but apparently not. Buying a new car has made me start thinking about it again.
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Kase Im Licht posted:FOP plates, yes or no? Apparently we qualify for membership. Coworker trying to sell me on it but I'm not convinced. I don't do anything particularly crazy when driving and am concerned I'm just making my car a target. But then most criminals are dumb so maybe they don't know what the plates mean. Don't be that guy
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