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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
:siren: ManU Ronaldo plane banner spotted :siren:

https://vine.co/v/OZ6PIP3K2qa

trem_two fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Sep 27, 2014

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

trem_two posted:

:siren: ManU Ronaldo plane banner spotted :siren:

https://vine.co/v/OZ6PIP3K2qa

friggin embarrassing

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

nice assist by benzema

also: lol uche

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Mean Bean Machine posted:

friggin embarrassing

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Mean Bean Machine posted:

friggin embarrassing

shameful and stupid

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

ronaldo is cool and good

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
he is

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Granada has a player called Success.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Munir just switched teams or something

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection
Lol the stupidest looking goal of the weekend

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


sweet cross by the messi

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Three quarters of the teams in this league are so loving bad

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Alves with a sick volley there

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Neymar with a hattrick phwoar

2015 ballon d'Or winner for sure

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

El Hefe posted:

Neymar with a hattrick phwoar

2015 ballon d'Or winner for sure

Was it in one of the 6 meaningful la liga matches per year

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
It was.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Every match counts

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

poor form from sevilla, hopefully things will turn around next half

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ronaldo is better than Messi and thassa fact.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Seems like Ronaldo has scored almost as many goals as Neymar and Messi combined. Farcelona haha gay rear end club, Real Madrid the Ultra Whites ftw

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Without penalties Cristiano would only have one more goal than Neymar

Ronaldo more like Penaldo

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Scoring penalties requires a certain skill and panache, just ask Messi who missed one last week. Maybe Ronaldo could give him some tips? He's some fail for sure, maybe not even the 2nd best player in the world right now.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Can't say that I'm surprised that Ronaldo fans are forever consumed with who's considered the best in the world. It's a lot like their idol Ronaldo, only worried about silly individual statistics and perceptions of himself while Messi is content to help his team be at the top of the league with no concern about his individual accolades.

It's one of the many obvious reasons Barcelona will walk the league this year.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Please don't troll, Ronaldo carried Real to the CL (the biggest trophy in club football?? ever heard of it??) while breaking the competition's goal record. I don't even want to know where Real would be without him, probably in the 2nd division which considering the teams in the Spain's first division must be really bad, luckily they have the best player in the world who automatically makes any team better and enables them to be fighting for the big trophies while having a horribly unbalanced team. Meanwhile Messi trudges slowly forward from tax evasion case to the next, sullying his club's reputation which was already in tatters. Hell, put the cuffs on me if you want but I have a confession: I'm a Ronaldo fan. He's the best.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I like Ronaldo and I can't wait till hes back in the red of Manchester United.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Scoring penalties requires a certain skill and panache, just ask Messi who missed one last week. Maybe Ronaldo could give him some tips? He's some fail for sure, maybe not even the 2nd best player in the world right now.

2nd best is Bale. 3rd? Hell, its Modric. What a loving sick team.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

This type of behavior from Messi is nothing new. He truly is heartless robot.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Mathieu is so poo poo and Barca won't be able to replace him or Pique for two years lol

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Maybe if you hadn't spent €117 million on Neymar you would have enough money to buy a quality defender. Makes you think.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Maybe if you hadn't spent €117 million on Neymar you would have enough money to buy a quality defender. Makes you think.

Worth every penny, and now they have 5 quality central defenders. Top squad management imo.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Neymar is such a loving fraud, lmao at barcelona

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

advanced statsman posted:

Neymar is such a loving fraud, lmao at barcelona

hes the teams top scorer or something right up there with Messi anyway

fly away troll

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
3 goals in 4 games vs Ronaldo's 9 goals in 4 games, the difference is unsurmountable. Ronaldo is a god of football. Neymar is nothing but another fishy Brazilian on inflated wages

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

advanced statsman posted:

3 goals in 4 games vs Ronaldo's 9 goals in 4 games, the difference is unsurmountable. Ronaldo is a god of football. Neymar is nothing but another fishy Brazilian on inflated wages

This. A million times this, goon sire. Barca went from the best team in Europe to losing vs PSG in a couple of years. The decline is obvious.

Joopjan
Nov 5, 2009
Yes, ronaldo is the standard that every football player should be compared to. Everyone who cannot compete with him are terrible.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Joopjan posted:

Yes, ronaldo is the standard that every football player should be compared to. Everyone who cannot compete with him are terrible.

Neymar, the €117 million Barcelona signing, should be held to the standards of Ronaldo in my opinion.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Joopjan posted:

Yes, ronaldo is the standard that every football player should be compared to. Everyone who cannot compete with him are terrible.

So you're saying that Ronaldo is in a league of his own? Standing above the rest like some kind of Zeus? I agree.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Bale is better than Neymar.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

advanced statsman posted:

Bale is better than Neymar.

Hell, I think a lot of players is better than Neymar

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Hegay posted:

Hell, I think a lot of players is better than Neymar

same, Neymar is a fraud imho

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