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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Now I have to live with the fact that a bird has better handwriting than me . . . . . .

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Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

I saw Terence McKenna speak in Maui twice. I have smoked NN and 5-MEO DMT. I have moved objects with my mind while on mushrooms. I found God through Salvia Divinorum. Had Synesthesia on Acid.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Steampunk iPhone posted:


I saw Terence McKenna speak in Maui twice. I have smoked NN and 5-MEO DMT. I have moved objects with my mind while on mushrooms. I found God through Salvia Divinorum. Had Synesthesia on Acid.

Yeah but you just now figured out how to wash your dick.
poo poo is nasty, yo.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah the fact they don't have control of their sphincter is kinda nasty. Also holy poo poo parrot bites hurt.

Anyone who thinks parrots can't control their sphincters has never owned one. Those bastards aim.

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012





Hello friends.

Evelyn Nesbit has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Sep 26, 2014

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Evelyn Nesbit posted:





Hello friends.

Your shirts on backwards.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Thats a happy lookin kitkat.

Whats her name? :3:

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Steampunk iPhone posted:


I saw Terence McKenna speak in Maui twice. I have smoked NN and 5-MEO DMT. I have moved objects with my mind while on mushrooms. I found God through Salvia Divinorum. Had Synesthesia on Acid.

Wispy, receding long hair, bad skin, gross facial hair, yep, sounds about right.

Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! OFFERS 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE TO ANY LIBERAL - SA MEMBER STARTS TO ACCEPT, THEN BACKS OUT AND WETS PANTS AFTER LEARNING IRONKNUCKLE HAS DEBATED ON TELEVISION BEFORE! READ HERE

Picnic Princess posted:

Goons on mountains? Why didn't you say so!



I just watched vertical limit again and seeing this gave me the chills.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE


I got a kitty! And red eyes apparently.

Field Mousepad has a new favorite as of 06:53 on Sep 26, 2014

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Evelyn Nesbit posted:





Hello friends.

You pass really well :)

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ok Fella posted:



I got a kitty! And red eyes apparently.

I wanna rub those little paws :3:

Art Alexakis
Mar 27, 2008

Ok Fella posted:



I got a kitty! And red eyes apparently.

The red eye phenomena is pretty common in photos actually. If you were to look in the mirror, I imagine you'd find that your eyes are not red. Its also said that eyes are the window s of the soul.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Steampunk iPhone posted:

You pass really well :)

Wait, she wasn't born a she?

I require proof, I think, cause thats a cute girl there. WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

RFC2324 posted:

Wait, she wasn't born a she?

I require proof, I think, cause thats a cute girl there. WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

I just looked up your username on a whim and that's pretty hilarious. Almost as good as RFC1149.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Art Alexakis posted:

The red eye phenomena is pretty common in photos actually. If you were to look in the mirror, I imagine you'd find that your eyes are not red. Its also said that eyes are the window s of the soul.

Maybe he has the soul of a commie. Didn't think of that, did you?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Pendent posted:

I just looked up your username on a whim and that's pretty hilarious. Almost as good as RFC1149.

I decided on it as a result of having a server literally insist it was a teapot for hours. While funny, its incredibly hard to explain to a customer that their server thinks its serving tea instead of web pages.

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012

RFC2324 posted:

Wait, she wasn't born a she?

I require proof, I think, cause thats a cute girl there. WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

If this is all a ploy to get me to post boobs to prove that I'm not a dude, it's not gonna work.

Probably.

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

RFC2324 posted:

I decided on it as a result of having a server literally insist it was a teapot for hours. While funny, its incredibly hard to explain to a customer that their server thinks its serving tea instead of web pages.

That's pretty amazing :allears:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

If this is all a ploy to get me to post boobs to prove that I'm not a dude, it's not gonna work.

Probably.

Dudes can have fabulous boobs, FYI.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

If this is all a ploy to get me to post boobs to prove that I'm not a dude, it's not gonna work.

Probably.

We don't do "tits or gtfo*" here

* exception being louisgod abusing his mod powers that one time

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

If this is all a ploy to get me to post boobs to prove that I'm not a dude, it's not gonna work.

Probably.

You obviously are not a dude, based on those pics.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Evelyn Nesbit posted:



Hello friends.

Your cat's face is priceless.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RFC2324 posted:

Wait, she wasn't born a she?

I require proof, I think, cause thats a cute girl there. WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Thanks, I wasn't the only one thinking this. I was like...whaaaat?
Cat is upset you stealing spotlight though. Rudos.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo


After a week of working in Texas, waiting at the airport for my flight home

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lars is that you?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I wanna rub those little paws :3:

You do until you realize that little shithead doesn't have great control over his claws, he's woken me up up with them for the past week.

Art Alexakis posted:

The red eye phenomena is pretty common in photos actually. If you were to look in the mirror, I imagine you'd find that your eyes are not red. Its also said that eyes are the window s of the soul.

I examined my eyes in a mirror and they are not red it turns out! Thank you sir!

Bonus sleeping kitty and Ok Fella:
http://imgur.com/obE1Lyb

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
I am a relatively aged she-goon with no camera skills and a misleading avatar.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

errol _flynn posted:

I am a relatively aged she-goon with no camera skills and a misleading avatar.



Whoa.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Is there like a dude with bigassed manhands who's holding that phone up, but just out of frame?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



New microwave mom imo.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

errol _flynn posted:

I am a relatively aged she-goon with no camera skills and a misleading avatar.



You pertty!

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

Bip Roberts posted:

Is there like a dude with bigassed manhands who's holding that phone up, but just out of frame?

Haha, no, I do have big man hands I'm afraid.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

errol _flynn posted:

Haha, no, I do have big man hands I'm afraid.

Pfft what a silly criticism. Very pretty picture!

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

Decrepus posted:

New microwave mom imo.

? Sorry, I don't get what you mean?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

errol _flynn posted:

I am a relatively aged she-goon with no camera skills and a misleading avatar.



If you haven't had lip implants, nature has done you a kindness. If you have, you got lucky.

/skeeving

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I bet your hair was wild big in the 80s and 90s!

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
Nope, no lip implants, I look a lot like my late mum, I got her face and evidently my dad's lobsterman hands. ;) Thank you fellas for the compliments, it's wicked flattering.
Ps it's funny someone picked up on the hands thing, Mr Flynn likes to laugh at me and jokingly calls them my "strangler's hands".

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

I bet your hair was wild big in the 80s and 90s!

Oh you don't even know!

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Creepy thread best thread

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