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Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Reek posted:

soldado is a top, top striker

https://vine.co/v/O7ExuJFVWBQ

Christ, he even slows down as to not gently caress it up and STILL FUCKS IT UP.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 17:55

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# ? May 12, 2024 08:05

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Crossposting from the Serie A thread

https://vine.co/v/O7ExmArQUxr

noooooooooo

e: and some sick skillz from Pedro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8n0otrXIVc

# ? Sep 25, 2014 18:03

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Andy.....

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:20

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Is his head supposed to be that tiny on his body?

Edit: and off-centre

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:27

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

Andy.....

Does it say "wang" across his, well, wang?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:12

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Shrapnig posted:

Does it say "wang" across his, well, wang?

YES!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:13

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Shrapnig posted:

Does it say "wang" across his, well, wang?

It does!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:26

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Shrapnig posted:

Does it say "wang" across his, well, wang?

yes

YES

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:41

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

doesn't it say 'nang'? is this 2005 or what?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:00

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Steven Pienaar gives thanks to his youth coach. Heart-wrenching stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCXF8ZuQ4c

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:25

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Vegetable posted:

Steven Pienaar gives thanks to his youth coach. Heart-wrenching stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCXF8ZuQ4c

that is both cool and good

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:29

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

Vegetable posted:

Steven Pienaar gives thanks to his youth coach. Heart-wrenching stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCXF8ZuQ4c

That's really touching.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:29

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

http://gfycat.com/IndolentUnderstatedAfricangroundhornbill

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:15

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

lol nice dress

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:26

Ravel: Dec 23, 2009; There's no story

Saw Ozil at a Turkish restaurant in Golders Green this week, he looked very happy.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:47

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

# ? Sep 26, 2014 10:01

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

You think he'd be able to afford a shirt or something and not just make do with a bin bag

# ? Sep 26, 2014 18:29

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

I think Torres used Space Jam alien technology to transfer his talent for missing to this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4sTSyQXixE

# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:38

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Chris de Sperg posted:

lol nice dress

This deserves the Wenger puffy coat treatment.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:52

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Chris de Sperg posted:

lol nice dress

i wonder if he got gallinari's game jersey

# ? Sep 27, 2014 17:01

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Full kit wanker: the next level

# ? Sep 27, 2014 19:08

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

http://instagram.com/p/tazYLGrjxt/

# ? Sep 27, 2014 19:11

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Drogadon posted:

Full kit wanker: the next level

how come Ozil is there he should be on the pitch :confused:

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:49

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Chadli got a yellow for this? Weak

http://gfycat.com/CraftyUnfortunateBorer

# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:16

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

fully deserved, you can't just celebrate a goal when you have scored it's such bad sportsmanship

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:29

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Notice the guy in the suit/sunglasses? That's Massimo Cellino, Leeds' chairman (formerly the owner of Cagliari), who decided that he didn't want to watch the match at Brentford from his box seat and sat amongst the regular fans.

He even treated himself to a hotdog at halftime:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 07:16

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

I need to know if he paid for the hotdog.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 07:47

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

United's sponsorship scrapbook continues to grow

# ? Sep 28, 2014 09:46

DickEmery: Dec 5, 2004

straight up brolic posted:

United's sponsorship scrapbook continues to grow

There's something so very unseemly about their feverish commercialism.
It's like NASCAR or some other American "sport"

# ? Sep 28, 2014 10:13

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

every team in the league does the post match interviews against a board like that ffs

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:27

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

excuse me lady posted:

every team in the league does the post match interviews against a board like that ffs

United are the only team i've seen with 10 different sponsors on them. They all look like poo poo I just thought it was a bit funny.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:30

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Sad that Mister Potato arent as highly valued as nissin pot noodles

# ? Sep 28, 2014 18:19

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Troy Queef posted:

Notice the guy in the suit/sunglasses? That's Massimo Cellino, Leeds' chairman (formerly the owner of Cagliari), who decided that he didn't want to watch the match at Brentford from his box seat and sat amongst the regular fans.

He even treated himself to a hotdog at halftime:

Like this post, hate your av

# ? Sep 28, 2014 19:08

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Troy Queef posted:

Notice the guy in the suit/sunglasses? That's Massimo Cellino, Leeds' chairman (formerly the owner of Cagliari), who decided that he didn't want to watch the match at Brentford from his box seat and sat amongst the regular fans.

He even treated himself to a hotdog at halftime:

i hope he joined in with some proper naughty chants.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 19:12