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Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



Themata posted:

Did someone say pizza porn?!


What the gently caress

E: quoting for new page

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Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Themata posted:

Did someone say pizza porn?!



Art.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Themata posted:

Did someone say pizza porn?!



i don't know what this is but i like it

twizzlespark
Sep 24, 2014

Twizzlespark.
Wow lol runescape reminds me of my childhood

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Jellosh?oldid=11520182

Runescape owns.

Dr. Mix
Jan 21, 2005

He's under a lot of stress alright?

I have no idea what this is.

But this is amazing:

Themata posted:

Did someone say pizza porn?!



Edit for content:

All of theses videos use the same premise for laughs; I wouldn't change a thing: J1mmy - 'Just some thieving' - Runescape: http://youtu.be/4VEtNTzEXzg

Dr. Mix fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Sep 27, 2014

Voyaging
Sep 5, 2014

Dr. Mix posted:

All of theses videos use the same premise for laughs; I wouldn't change a thing: J1mmy - 'Just some thieving' - Runescape: http://youtu.be/4VEtNTzEXzg

That was hilarious, I'm surprised I've never seen this channel before.

e/ Oh I see it's fairly new, good stuff.

Augster
Aug 5, 2011

Terces
Mar 27, 2010


Congrats on your sweet throne.


The 'just some divination' video by that J1mmy guy is great.

SleepingPizza
Aug 21, 2014


bxp here i come

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Themata posted:

Did someone say pizza porn?!


Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

Themata posted:

Did someone say pizza porn?!



I really want to not like this but I can't. :ohdear: Someone please help.

Augster
Aug 5, 2011

Howdy all, thought I'd share some info about the new preferred Slayer task system.

First of all check this out from the official RS wiki. What to note is the weighting system for each task a master can assign, explained thusly:

quote:

Slayer assignments work from a weighting system - each Slayer target has as specific weighting for that Slayer master. To estimate your percentage chance of obtaining a slayer task, you can add up the weightings for targets you can be assigned from the tables above (So don't add any NPCs you have blocked or don't have the requirements for).

When you have the total number, the percentage chance you can get assigned it is: (NPC's weighting / your total) x 100.

Therefore, tasks you don't like that have a high weighting are better to block, while those you hate with a low rating are better to simply skip. Likewise, those with a low weighting that you enjoy/are great xp are better to prefer, while a good task with a high weighting (such as airuts) can be left alone (unless you want them always extended). Preferring a task will also automatically extend it. I believe an extended task is 20% more than what you'd get normally.

For how preferring works, think of the tasks a master can assign as a drop table. The task is rolled when you ask for a task, and if the task isn't a preferred one it rolls again and if that one's preferred, you'll get it. If not, you'll get the original one. It's like an invisible slayer VIP ticket except you don't get to choose for yourself.

Soulhunter
Dec 2, 2005

Good news for clue-doers looking for the long-delayed treasure trail additions, this newspost mentions some upcoming twitch stream concerning the new stuff as well as summoning AI upgrades. Streams start tomorrow at 4pm BST (11am EST I think?) on https://twitch.tv/runescape.

Here's hoping for more animal staves and rune armour with other trim colors!!

Terces
Mar 27, 2010

Guess who won a godsword on the last day of the raffle? And it's my favorite God!



:woop:

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



was disappointed that i didnt win a godsword but then



suddenly i didnt care anymore

posting full screen to annoy people who hate my ui :mrgw:

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt
Big content post time!

A bit late, but here is Luniameow's bank cleaning!


Here's September's Goon Poopsocking Shaming!




Here is #1 poopsocker Augster dying in a C1 floor while talking to goons.


Nerds trying to be cool and hip by copying me.


I run into the Alternate Goonscape clan again


999



Garbage Elite clue


Garbage Elite clue


Garbage Hard clue


Garbage Hard clue


Garbage Hard clue


Garbage Hard clue


Garbage Hard clue



124 Lava Titan pouches sold for 1,544,500.





The Pizza Craze takes off. Some try to resist, like Simsmagic.


But he is soon persuaded to the Pizza side.


Somewhat recent pic of my bank turned rainbow.


Similar life, but with different bosses.



Pizza Portal


Should I convert the citadel fund into pizzas? Y/N?


There's an anime nerd weeaboo I know who'd see this and start going off about his Tohkyo Ghool.


16 QBD kills the day before she got buffed again without any bug fixes.




Jad beaten on the first try. Never again.

e: Bonus:

Pubbie arithmetic 100x100=100,000??!?!?!11

Themata fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Oct 1, 2014

Hoppeduppeanut
Oct 27, 2013

Themata posted:


Should I convert the citadel fund into pizzas? Y/N?

Y, definitely Y. I for one would be happy to receive cit payment in pizzas

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

So... I haven't played this game since around 2006 or so. I remember back when getting over 1Mgp was considered your entry into the big leagues of wealth. I also remember that my character was mostly mid-70s to upper 80s in most levels. I found this thread and I see the mention of being able to buy subscription time with in game currency and I wonder if it's easy enough for someone whose not going to be able to play more than an hour or so a night. Can someone elaborate on that system and tell me if it's worth it for the ridiculously casual? player like myself?

GuyUpNorth
Apr 29, 2014

Witty phrases on random basis
Those are called bonds, and run around 6 million a piece - membership is for two weeks per one. As for their worth, depends if you do at least some bossing for pretty much only viable income. Few hours with proper bosses and you should have at least by then recouped that bond.

Balls to the Mall
Feb 11, 2011

Kinda disappointing for it to be yet another trump av.


:wom:

Soulhunter posted:

Good news for clue-doers looking for the long-delayed treasure trail additions, this newspost mentions some upcoming twitch stream concerning the new stuff as well as summoning AI upgrades. Streams start tomorrow at 4pm BST (11am EST I think?) on https://twitch.tv/runescape.

Here's hoping for more animal staves and rune armour with other trim colors!!

So I watched this stream.

There will be 3 dyes you can get from hard and elite, which you can use on high level weapons & armour. These are barrows, shadow (rise of the 6) and 3rd age themed. Dyed items do not degrade to dust, but have to be repaired. They did some strawpole and 70% voted that dyed objects should be untradeable. I might have a few details wrong.

They also showed off an update to summoning to make combat familiar a lot better that will be out on Monday. They were miles better and you could set them to auto use scrolls. I'll start actually using familiars after Monday.

There was an early prototype for the snowman boss which had a load of novelty attacks. Only Santa can deliver the final blow, and so you have to lead it to wherever he is. Along the way it will snow up the place. Looked fun.

Then there was some new Verago attack where he pretends to be a clock or something. I dunno. And they teased an override of that weapon you use to defeat him.

allta
Mar 28, 2011

Pina Coladas posted:

So I watched this stream.


They are also buffing clue rewards to make them not a waste of time in terms of gp per clue and giving you the ability to reroll the reward every 3rd clue for a different reward. Also puzzle skip items.

Oh and ETA is november.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

GuyUpNorth posted:

Those are called bonds, and run around 6 million a piece - membership is for two weeks per one. As for their worth, depends if you do at least some bossing for pretty much only viable income. Few hours with proper bosses and you should have at least by then recouped that bond.

Hmm. Is there anything slightly more passive that's a decent money/effort ratio? I remember I made my first 1Mgp by trading compost on the exchange. It was pretty easy to do, with the only annoying part being where you'd have to run and get more free buckets once a day. There was also... some sort of kingdom management thing where you'd put money in, and get resources out, which made it pretty easy to make a profit through herbs and herblore, as well as, iirc, fishing.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

neogeo0823 posted:

Hmm. Is there anything slightly more passive that's a decent money/effort ratio?

Player owned ports will get you enough every week or so to cover a bond for two weeks of membership, but only if you've already got a few level 90+ in the right skills and only after a few months of voyages.

you don't have to do anything besides click a few menus a few times a day to start and then by the later stages only once a day

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Holy poo poo. I actually remembered my password from 2006. Even holier poo poo, my character still exists. Holiest of shits, I remembered my bank pin. I'm afraid to take anything out of it though, because the last time I was a member, I stuffed it with useless things, and then when I let my membership run out before quitting, I learned just how restrictive f2p bank space was. I'm not gonna get deeply involved until a couple weeks from now, when I have more money to throw around, but for now, here's my stats.



Considering I played maybe an hour or two a day for a few years, and got to overall level 70 in combat before switching to p2p, I don't think that's too shabby.

EDIT: Apparently I'm wrong because I'm wearing Christmas ghost robes, which are from 2009 and I have goon naes that I recognize still in my friends list. Still, very nearly 5 years. Dang.

neogeo0823 fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 2, 2014

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:
You could do herb runs once you get membership to pay to keep it going I guess. I think I remember you from when we were using El Goonsquad clan chat?

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Gringo Heisenberg posted:

You could do herb runs once you get membership to pay to keep it going I guess. I think I remember you from when we were using El Goonsquad clan chat?

Yeah, probably. What's your name in game? I might still have you on my friends list if I talked to you regularly. When did they force name changes, by the way? I used to have the same name there as my forum name, but for some reason it wasn't taking it, so I changed it to WORSTGUYEVER, because I'm original and think my Steam handle is hilarious.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
Dumped 250k of bonus xp i had stuck in 99s i never want to train again and got 50k direct herblore xp back. not a bad deal at all.

SleepingPizza
Aug 21, 2014
what's this about about QBD getting buffed, pizza lady?

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt

SleepingPizza posted:

what's this about about QBD getting buffed, pizza lady?

Grotworms and tortured souls now have increased accuracy and damage - but no fixes to the tortured souls bugging out all the drat time! :haw:

Lunimeow
Oct 6, 2012

Shaken, not purred.
Just did a hard clue scroll that had 3 puzzles and 3 saradomin wizards. Black dhide body, rune hatchet, 18 rune bolts, 15 cooked lobsters, 14 purple firefighters. 30k. (I also had to do a quest)

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

I bet you got more from your two keys than from the clue. :mmmhmm:

I prefer elite clues. Like celtic knot puzzles, the directional finder arrow is fun, I also like scanning(not including pisc hunter area or haunted woods area, screw those places).

Alpha Kenny Juan fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Oct 3, 2014

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

So, I have 7.5mil in my bank. I kinda want to buy a bond on the grand exchange and then hope like hell I can get the money train set up in the 2 weeks I have so that I can start buying them regularly. Given my skills and prospective play time, does anyone think that's feasible or foolish? It seems like you need 90+ in any skill to be worthwhile at it or make decent money off of it, but given that my highest skill is 70, I'm not sure I'll be able to get to that level in just 2 weeks.

Dr. Mix
Jan 21, 2005

He's under a lot of stress alright?
Proof that bonus exp stacks with bonus exp weekend! http://services.runescape.com/m=rswiki/en/Bonus_XP_Weekend

Specific quote:

Jagex posted:

If you already have bonus XP in your bonus XP pool this will provide you with triple the XP!

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

About drat time.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Alpha Kenny Juan posted:

I bet you got more from your two keys than from the clue. :mmmhmm:

I prefer elite clues. Like celtic knot puzzles, the directional finder arrow is fun, I also like scanning(not including pisc hunter area or haunted woods area, screw those places).

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Map:Chaos_Tunnels_scan

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Map:Haunted_Woods_scan

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Map:Piscatoris_Hunter_Area_scan

Click on the scrolls for the exact location. :ssh:

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt
Quick bank pic for nerds in chat atm

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

Themata posted:

Quick bank pic for nerds in chat atm


Only 1752 pizzas in the bank? Immersion crushed.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that's a whole lot of zeroes

id post my bank in comparison but no one wants to see that

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Kgummy
Aug 14, 2009
So I was looking in the patch notes for today's update and found something:

quote:

After many years of guarding the gate east of Varrock so that only workmen can pass through; the Museum Guard is now allowing adventurers to do so too.
That sure took awhile to be put in.

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