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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

LordArgh posted:

Why does God command male mennonites to have mushroom hair?

we may never know

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

underrated post

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

LordArgh posted:

Why does God command male mennonites to have mushroom hair?

Seriously.

barfoid 4
Aug 21, 2014

by XyloJW

you hVE MY FIVES.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Can I abandon an exotic bounty without restarting the whole thing/completely losing the bounty? I'm already in the middle of the bad juju one and I just got another mentor missive. I don't want to turn down the chance for another exotic, but I don't want 2 bounties permanently taking up slots

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Can I abandon an exotic bounty without restarting the whole thing/completely losing the bounty? I'm already in the middle of the bad juju one and I just got another mentor missive. I don't want to turn down the chance for another exotic, but I don't want 2 bounties permanently taking up slots

yes

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Can I abandon an exotic bounty without restarting the whole thing/completely losing the bounty? I'm already in the middle of the bad juju one and I just got another mentor missive. I don't want to turn down the chance for another exotic, but I don't want 2 bounties permanently taking up slots

just watch out for that car at the end, it's pretty spooky/frightening!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

LordArgh posted:

Why does God command male mennonites to have mushroom hair?

unlike the jews he prefers mennonites uncut

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Oh whoops

pass the butter
Mar 22, 2006

OH MY GOD

VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:

we may never know



Ah the old Lou Ferigno era strongman days. Good times.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Across North America the severely religious rural folk all dress the women like little house on the Prarie, and the men like Bo and Duke from Dukes of Hazzard.
We need some kind of study on it.

Alternatively, Women - farmers from 1870s, Men - Farmers from 1970s

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Edit: never mind this photoshop sucked

Doctor Bishop fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Sep 28, 2014

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Someone please make this my avatar. Or you know what? genesplicer. It would work great as a genesplicer av.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Quick and dirty

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
how long does this spooky place stay open because ill be traveling within about 50 miles of it next month and i wonder if i would have time to ....stop on by

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Rondette posted:

Quick and dirty



idgi

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

a starwar betamax posted:

how long does this spooky place stay open because ill be traveling within about 50 miles of it next month and i wonder if i would have time to ....stop on by

pull your dick out

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Stoic Commie posted:

pull your dick out

done

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Rondette posted:

Quick and dirty



Nice. :golfclap:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

same

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
She's Choking! Quick someone do the He-

Oh. You've got it.

You know what this Haunted House needs?


Almost.


There we go.


EDIT: Maybe someone can do this better...

CzarChasm fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Sep 29, 2014

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

CzarChasm posted:

EDIT: Maybe someone can do this better...


I like it as is.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Just in case you missed page 8...




Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Isn't there a movie where that mennonite dude finds out his parents are former porn stars and wacky hi-jinks follow?

e: Yup, he got his hair straightened though:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

CzarChasm posted:

EDIT: Maybe someone can do this better...


:getin:

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.
Don't think this one got the attention it deserved:

I probably cannot give it that either, but here:



Bonuses:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

This is one I was gonna do but did not have the time/skills/background so kudos for making my dreams come true.

That, and I also wanted to do one where he was ripping his torso off his legs, but :effort:

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:

th1nk posted:


Bonuses:



??

Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

What is this in reference to?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

What is this in reference to?

uh, a craigslist ad?

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

What is this in reference to?

Sutureself
Sep 23, 2007

Well, here's my answer...



Turns out it's super-hard to find a high-res image of Terry from Reno 911, but that guy totally reminds me of Nick Swardson.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

Ah. Thank you for clarifying. I would say the world makes sense again, but that ad would prove that statement wrong.

This thread is amazing. I never think it's possible, but each year tops the previous one.

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

Running with the theme of the first. For reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxlJxDr26mM

e: Well this came out badly, but :effort::


e2:

Nostalgic Pushead fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Sep 30, 2014

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Way better this way.

Romes
Jun 18, 2003

Need to make the mom look like a female version of Atrek, because the parents that rape together, stay together.

LudwigVon Lugnuts
May 15, 2005

When the hell did I put Greenman on?!!

Romes posted:

the parents that rape together, stay together.

This is sound logic

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Lagrange
Apr 27, 2002

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