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Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm not even in the military and I found it funny.

Not possible. Maybe you're in the military and you just forgot?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Not possible. Maybe you're in the military and you just forgot?

Oh poo poo you're right. It's just that I'm wearing a really tight hat and it makes me forget things sometimes. On the other hand, it looks hella funny.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010


Malkovich?


Malkovich.


Malkovich Malkovich!

Alain Perdrix
Dec 19, 2007

Howdy!

hooah posted:

This might only be funny to military folks:


Please don't breach opsec in the funny pictures thread.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Funny thing about this is that since I didn't grow up seeing a lot of people wearing hats like that, but I saw pictures of him a lot, I assumed that the hat was supposed to fit that way.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!


Google Translate posted:

How to hide from an angry rapper
In the classic Straight Outta Compton number rapper Ice Cube from the group N.W.A.
"When I'm in ya neighborhood, you'd better duck
Cuz Ice Cube is crazy as gently caress!"
Assume in the following, that Ice Cube is in your neighborhood. He is crazy as gently caress, so you will find it wise to follow his advice, and duck.
Prob. 1: The peevish rapper passes 10 meters from your fence and his eye height is 1 meter above the fence's peak. You are exactly 5 feet from the fence.
a) How far under the fence height should be the top item on your head be before you just hidden from Ice Cube? Note that the two triangles are the same angle.
You will gradually leg cramps, so you stand up a little bit so that you can just make eye contact with Ice Cube over the fence.
b) How far is it in between your eyes and the Ice Cubes?
Your trembling knees are about to succumb, so you have no choice but to raise you up so that your height is now 0.8m. Your fence is 1 meter high and Ice Cubes eyes are 1.2 meters height. In order to remain hidden from the angry rapper you approach the fence until you are hidden.
c) How far from the fence, you must be, to Ice Cube can not see you?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

hooah posted:

That's nothing. Google Maps pronounces "Gd [Grand] Rapids" as "G.D. Rape-ids". :wtf:, "rapids" is not an unusual word, Google!

This might only be funny to military folks:


Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
cat big

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This is a funny picture.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

lol that shirt is way too big for him!

Leelee
Jul 31, 2012

Syntax Error

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
heres another combination of finnish army clothes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNSbO2PBrc

though he should have had pulled his collar over his head and put his swiming goggles on to complete his phantom outfit:



unfortunately i cant find a pic where someone does it

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



It's funny because cats don't eat spaghetti.

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I hope he kept his fork, apparently there's pie!

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

LingcodKilla posted:

It's funny because cats don't eat spaghetti.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Q. Why windows 10? Where'd windows 9 go?
A. Because Windows 7 8 9! :haw:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you




This. This here is the best picture on the Internet.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

President Ark posted:

Q. Why windows 10? Where'd windows 9 go?
A. Because Windows 7 8 9! :haw:

BOO THIS MAN!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



President Ark posted:

Q. Why windows 10? Where'd windows 9 go?
A. Because Windows 7 8 9! :haw:
I wouldn't be surprised if this was their actual motivation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9FAOPBiDk

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Man, 4th grade English is getting hosed up in Denmark.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

The MSJ posted:

It's more in the context of the original movie having a dark-skinned Roma lady that gets paired with the tall blonde guy instead of Quasimodo, and now they give Quasimodo this kinda typical-looking white animated leading lady.


They are making a pretty big deal out of this new TV movie about the teenage children of Disney movie villains.


Clockwise from top left: Jafar's son, Cruella's son, daughter of the Evil Queen from Snow White, and Maleficent's daughter.

Whos that purple haired chick? She's beautiful.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Did you really just reply to something from July to be a pedophile?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Goons.

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.
Her name is Dove Cameron and she's 18 (though I have no idea how old she was when the photo was taken).

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

______________________Hired Goons?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKSnRkARktk

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

IUG posted:

Did you really just reply to something from July to be a pedophile?

Your baby is beautiful!

:siren::siren: IM CALLING THE COPS YOU PEDO :siren::siren:

That rainbow is beautiful

THATS SICK BUT YOU CAN'T gently caress A RAINBOW, STUPID!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Trent posted:

Your baby is beautiful!

:siren::siren: IM CALLING THE COPS YOU PEDO :siren::siren:

That rainbow is beautiful

THATS SICK BUT YOU CAN'T gently caress A RAINBOW, STUPID!

Have you ever known a rainbow that was eighteen years old though? Q.E.D. bitch.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
So IUG is the REAL pedo for assuming all attractive girls are under 18 years old?

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Oct 1, 2014

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Which still leaves the question of "why did you quote a post from 2-3 months ago just to talk about who you plan to masturbate to in a thread about funny pictures?"

To contribute:

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

Which still leaves the question of "why did you quote a post from 2-3 months ago just to talk about who you plan to masturbate to in a thread about funny pictures?"

To contribute:



Why is Sulu sad? Nobody puts Sulu in a corner.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

mind the walrus posted:

Which still leaves the question of "why did you quote a post from 2-3 months ago just to talk about who you plan to masturbate to in a thread about funny pictures?"

Well it's pretty funny in its own right.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Jamesman posted:

So IUG is the REAL pedo for assuming all attractive girls are under 18 years old?

No, I'm a pedo for finding girls under 18 attrac... wait a second...

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

THat woman is absolutely beautiful. anyone have any idea who she is? name or contact info???

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

g0lbez posted:

THat woman is absolutely beautiful. anyone have any idea who she is? name or contact info???

That's a jar of mayonnaise, dumbass.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Trig Discipline posted:

That's a jar of mayonnaise, dumbass.

Don't kinkshame.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

g0lbez posted:

THat woman is absolutely beautiful. anyone have any idea who she is? name or contact info???

That's very clearly an anime. Animes aren't real you dumb nerd.

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Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

EXAKT Science posted:

That's very clearly an anime. Animes aren't real you dumb nerd.

What that's just what Japanese women look like. Racist.

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