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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

advanced statsman posted:

Bale is better than Neymar.

yeah at looking like a chimp!

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

El Hefe posted:

yeah at looking like a chimp!

mmm i'm not so sure about that

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

advanced statsman posted:

same, Neymar is a fraud imho

Agreed my friend. "Lol let's try and prove advanced STATSman wrong" loving Barca trolls

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Joopjan posted:

Yes, ronaldo is the standard that every football player should be compared to. Everyone who cannot compete with him are terrible.

Couldn't have said it better myself, haha. Welcome friend. Always good to see a new Ronaldo fan in this thread, sometimes the Neymaristas' trolling gets a bit overwhelming, but we get by. *tips fedora*

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

advanced statsman posted:

Bale is better than Neymar.

OFS, and Bale is better than Messi too

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Neymar is better than Bale and Ronaldo when they were his age.

Get this, Neymar is a good player who could become great but Barca are still retards because they paid too much and prioritized a player they didn't need over players they did.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



You guys are being too harsh on Barca! They did lose against a team lead by a powerful mercenary who is a legend and a wonder to behold. It was always going to be tough facing Zlatan's boys in the Parisian fields he now calls home.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
Barca needs actual defenders and some muscle in the midfield, not old men with broken bodies who look like they dont even take performance enhancing drugs anymore!!!

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ewar Woowar posted:

Neymar is better than Bale and Ronaldo when they were his age.

Get this, when Ronaldo were Neymars age, he scored 31 goals in 34 premier league matches

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Drogadon posted:

You guys are being too harsh on Barca! They did lose against a team lead by a powerful mercenary who is a legend and a wonder to behold. It was always going to be tough facing Zlatan's boys in the Parisian fields he now calls home.

Zlatan didn't play

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Every player has his strong points, Bale is good at football while Neymar is good at money laundering.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Bale is a CHIMPGOD...

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



advanced statsman posted:

Zlatan didn't play

I can't believe that, Barça would never lose against a Zlatanless PSG

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Neymar is a good player. I'm happy the kid gets to play for a real time like 'Lona and not for some fascist international touring team.

Losing one game this early in the CL is no where near as bad as losing so many points already in the league.

Barca sucks at defending set pieces. They have for years. It really is no different. When it really counts they'll score enough goals and hopefully that Per fellow will be replaced with a real keeper.

I'd bitch more about their defending, but it's not like there are teams in La Liga that are much better. As long as Ramos is still starting at CB they'll always be ahead of the curve.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Suqit posted:

Every match counts

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lmao

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Any pics of the 16 point trophy parade through la rambla?

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
Serious question, why isn't Barcelona playing Pique?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Serious question, why isn't Barcelona playing Pique?

Cup tied

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Serious question, why isn't Barcelona playing Pique?

Because they played PSG only yesterday

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Serious question, why isn't Barcelona playing Pique?

because you touch yourself at night

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pique went to poo poo right after Spain won the world cup, he was pretty good before then but it seems Shakira sucked all the talent out of him.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I'd let Shakira suck all the talent out of me iykwim

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

Pique went to poo poo right after Spain won the world cup, he was pretty good before then but it seems Shakira sucked all the talent out of him.

Yeah I think he's more interested in being Mr. Shakira than a good player these days.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Suqit posted:

Yeah I think he's more interested in being Mr. Shakira than a good player these days.

Tbf there is nothing wrong with this. Get yourself a nice Colombian girl and who care what else happens.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

All this talk of Neymar and Ronald and no one mentions the best player in the league, Carlos "Baccman" Bacca.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



EL MUNDO REPORTS HE ADMITTED TO LEVANTE VS. ZARAGOZA MATCH FIXING
Gabi: "I did what the club asked me to"

http://www.marca.com/en/2014/10/02/en/football/spanish_football/1412247480.html

http://www.marca.com/en/2014/09/25/en/football/spanish_football/1411646846.html

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Match fixing in La Liga. Definitely a first.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
:siren: Hot Take Alert :siren:

Here's how I would fix La Liga matches: fire all the pussy diving Spaniards into the sun.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

:siren: Hot Take Alert :siren:

Here's how I would fix La Liga matches: fire all the pussy diving Spaniards into the sun.

i dont think la liga needs your help to fix matches

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Three uruguayans involved, I hope Stuani gets suspended and can't play for the NT again.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Not because match fixing is wrong. It's just because he's poo poo.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Valencia v Atletico Madrid about to start in 15m if any of you fuckers care

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

El Hefe posted:

Valencia v Atletico Madrid about to start in 15m if any of you fuckers care
I'm struggling to be honest. What if it's fixed?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I love fixed matches and steroids

That's why I love la Liga

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

nice goal fix

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol miranda

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
haha another one now

Atleti aren't the same as last season

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

lol

e: advanced stats predicting 12:0

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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Atletico making it a little too obvious. You're supposed to keep it close until well into the second half you amateurs!

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