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Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me
Today in illegible tattoos we have:

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wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
To save others my headache, this person's head seems to say "Shampoo heaven can wait"(?) and "Bad hair day".

Flea Bargain
Dec 9, 2008

'Twas brillig


wheatpuppy posted:

To save others my headache, this person's head seems to say "Shampoo heaven can wait"(?) and "Bad hair day".

That's what I see too but it makes no sense

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Zemyla posted:

Does that lady have a mustache?

It's just that the artist spent, like, several hours shading the upper lip area.

Karma Guard
Jun 21, 2006
Just one spray keeps bad karma away!

A page ago, but I GIS'd it and got that it was made by this dude for a fark contest of all things. The lines are from a picture of cabbage.

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

wheatpuppy posted:

To save others my headache, this person's head seems to say "Shampoo heaven can wait"(?) and "Bad hair day".

President of the Warren Beatty fan club?

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me
Was reading through the YLLS tattoo thread and this was linked: :nws: http://i.imgur.com/FvNx9WM.jpg
(pokemon bestiality porn tattoo)

Of course it's on a goon :catstare:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Psychobabble! posted:

Was reading through the YLLS tattoo thread and this was linked: :nws: http://i.imgur.com/FvNx9WM.jpg
(pokemon bestiality porn tattoo)

Of course it's on a goon :catstare:

That isn't the expression I'd expect her to have. It's more, I don't know, bored indifference?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

That isn't the expression I'd expect her to have. It's more, I don't know, bored indifference?

doesn't he(?) have another one of jesse there getting squirtle shooting water up there

hereyoume
Nov 26, 2002

i'm happy because i got kisses!
I'm never one of those "tattoos can ruin your looks" type of people, but...



Dude has his chest stubble tattooed on

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

hereyoume posted:

I'm never one of those "tattoos can ruin your looks" type of people, but...



Dude has his chest stubble tattooed on

I'm sure this has been posted before itt, and I think I said this then, but dude looks like a next level Stefan Sagmeister


Also I love how out of place the Le Coq Sportif logo is

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I like how he's got the names of cool places on his body, like New York, Amsterdam, Kobe, and then loving Saskatchewan.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
My favourite is the inexplicable left alignment of "The Most Beautiful Woman."

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rat Fink is indeed terrible, but it's hard to see with the picture centered on something awesome like that.

luloo123
Aug 25, 2008
MTV posted a list of "13 Insane Fifty Shades of Grey Tattoos."

I think virtually all of them belong here. http://www.mtv.com/news/1933413/fifty-shades-of-grey-tattoos/






I guess "Laters, Baby" is a thing? I haven't read the books.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



luloo123 posted:

MTV posted a list of "13 Insane Fifty Shades of Grey Tattoos."

I think virtually all of them belong here. http://www.mtv.com/news/1933413/fifty-shades-of-grey-tattoos/






I guess "Laters, Baby" is a thing? I haven't read the books.

At least that pudgy, disgusting flipper will soon be claimed by diabetes.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
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College Slice

I like how she mixed it up with a Twilight quote in that one, too.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

luloo123 posted:


I guess "Laters, Baby" is a thing? I haven't read the books.

That's one swollen fat foot.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Ugh, Tusk looks worse than I thought.

Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014
Every single foot tattoo I've seen in the different iterations of this thread has been on a disgusting foot. Why is this a recurring thing?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


When this tattoo artist comes along you must skip it. Skip it good.

Haruharuharuko has a new favorite as of 01:17 on Oct 1, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Wrong thread. This concept rocks somehow.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Lord Frisk posted:

At least that pudgy, disgusting flipper will soon be claimed by diabetes.

Jesus, I thought that was someone's shoulder and upper arm or something at a glance.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Is there even a proper way to spell Nickle Nickel back? Is it interchangeable? I have no idea.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

Is there even a proper way to spell Nickle Nickel back? Is it interchangeable? I have no idea.

It's like a silverback, only wimpier.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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Nickle isn't a word. Nickel is.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

Haruharuharuko posted:

doesn't he(?) have another one of jesse there getting squirtle shooting water up there

IIRC his next plan is to have James(for non-pokemon people, Jesse's teammate), not jesse, and yeah, squirtle shooting water up James' rear end while poo poo comes out of his mouth.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Psychobabble! posted:

IIRC his next plan is to have James(for non-pokemon people, Jesse's teammate), not jesse, and yeah, squirtle shooting water up James' rear end while poo poo comes out of his mouth.

:stare: thats somehow worse?

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Psychobabble! posted:

IIRC his next plan is to have James(for non-pokemon people, Jesse's teammate), not jesse, and yeah, squirtle shooting water up James' rear end while poo poo comes out of his mouth.

Wait, is the poo poo coming out of James' or Squirtle's mouth? This is important.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

Every single foot tattoo I've seen in the different iterations of this thread has been on a disgusting foot. Why is this a recurring thing?

I guess people with ugly feet just make bad decisions. That doesn't mean all foot tattoos are on ugly feet though. I have most of both of my feet tattooed and my feet are pretty normal looking.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

rockcity posted:

I guess people with ugly feet just make bad decisions. That doesn't mean all foot tattoos are on ugly feet though. I have most of both of my feet tattooed and my feet are pretty normal looking.

I don't believe you, post those hosed up feet.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Dienes posted:

I like how she mixed it up with a Twilight quote in that one, too.

Well since those Grey books are Twilight fan fiction it fits. Still terrible.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Bogan Krkic posted:

I don't believe you, post those hosed up feet.

This is immediately after finishing (I had both done at the same time by two different artists) so they're quite swollen in this photo and sort of gray looking because of all the ink, but I don't have crazy club feet or sausages for toes like some of the other feet I've seen in here.



I'm potentially flying up to Indiana to add an archway to my right foot and add some more to the inner ankle on the left.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Nemico posted:



Nailed that Pac Man ghost.

I kinda like it :shobon:

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

rockcity posted:

This is immediately after finishing (I had both done at the same time by two different artists) so they're quite swollen in this photo and sort of gray looking because of all the ink, but I don't have crazy club feet or sausages for toes like some of the other feet I've seen in here.



I'm potentially flying up to Indiana to add an archway to my right foot and add some more to the inner ankle on the left.

You could play piano with those toes

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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rockcity posted:

This is immediately after finishing (I had both done at the same time by two different artists) so they're quite swollen in this photo and sort of gray looking because of all the ink, but I don't have crazy club feet or sausages for toes like some of the other feet I've seen in here.



I'm potentially flying up to Indiana to add an archway to my right foot and add some more to the inner ankle on the left.

Whats up second toe longer than big toe buddy!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Solice Kirsk posted:

Whats up second toe longer than big toe buddy!

Me three but just barely.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Psychobabble! posted:

IIRC his next plan is to have James(for non-pokemon people, Jesse's teammate), not jesse, and yeah, squirtle shooting water up James' rear end while poo poo comes out of his mouth.

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