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Do over Ham posted:You don't have anything in common. [opens the record cabinet, with "TMMadman" and "CatchrNdRy" sections] Do over Ham, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love.  Starland Vocal Band?!? They suck!
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Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the NERD?!
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Oct 1, 2014 01:58
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Martytoof posted:Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the NERD?! Pardon me?
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Oct 1, 2014 02:39
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TMMadman posted:
I've seen bands suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.
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Oct 1, 2014 02:49
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Mister Kingdom posted:I've seen bands suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. All the best bands are affiliated with Satan. 
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Oct 1, 2014 03:21
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Mira posted:All the best bands are affiliated with Satan. The Hell's Satans!
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Oct 1, 2014 03:25
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The Hell's Satans! The Devil's Pals? How about the Christpunchers? 
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Oct 1, 2014 03:36
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Mira posted:All the best bands are affiliated with Satan. Mira! Stop tormenting the Devil!
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Oct 1, 2014 03:45
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The Hell's Satans! According to this, you're not due to arrive until the Yankees wins the pennant. That's nearly a century from now.
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Oct 1, 2014 03:52
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mira! Stop tormenting the Devil! Hello, Mother Dear.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:01
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:The Devil's Pals? The serpent of Rehoboam? The well of Zohassadar? The bridal feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb??!
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Oct 1, 2014 04:09
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Martytoof posted:Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the NERD?! Homer walks in and preempts Bart’s program for a show about college that he really should watch. The show is called “School of Hard Knockers”, and it stars Corey Masterson. Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States. Dean: Oh, don’t worry. I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chugalug house. Homer: [watching] Ohh, I hate that lousy Dean! Corey: [on TV] Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger! Nerd: Hey! [Corey presses the plunger; an explosion occurs in the background] [Many colors of bras rain down on the Dean and the President] Dean: Corey?! Don’t worry, Mr. President, I – [looks over, sees the President dancing and enjoying himself] Mr. President! Prez: Lighten up, Bitterman...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down! Dean: [growls; a bra falls on his head] Homer: [triumphant] Yes! Take that, Bitterman.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:30
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To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse. Thou shalt not... D'oh!
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Oct 1, 2014 04:30
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Do over Ham posted:Homer walks in and preempts Bart’s program for a show about college that he really should watch. The show is called “School of Hard Knockers”, and it stars Corey Masterson. I've been reading a lot of Simpsons quotes lately. It's cheaper than actually watching episodes, you know.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I've been reading a lot of Simpsons quotes lately. It's cheaper than actually watching episodes, you know. Cheaper? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them. Worst episode ever.
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Oct 1, 2014 04:42
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Mister Kingdom posted:I've seen bands suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
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After The War posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? Sit down! You're ruining it for everyone! 
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After The War posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? You have to listen to the notes she's NOT playing.
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America's just like the New York Yankees: powerful and respected until the year 2000. 
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Do over Ham posted:You have to listen to the notes she's NOT playing. I can do that from home.
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Oct 1, 2014 05:19
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ShaqDiesel posted:To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse. Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband’s...racket.
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Crackerman posted:Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband’s...racket. Racket? That's Brahms! Brahms' Third Racket!   We apologise for the non-Simpsons related quote. Those responsible have been sacked.  We apologise again for the fault in the non-Simpsons quotes. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.  The directors of the firm hired to continue the Simpsons quotes after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The Simpsons quotes have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. Where does the Bible say "racket"?
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Oct 1, 2014 05:58
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Do over Ham posted:We apologise for the non-Simpsons related quote. Those responsible have been sacked. Good quoting, goons. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Writer Cath is cut. Root Bear is cut. IMJack, you're gone. Drink-Mix Man, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you  , you  and you .
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TMMadman posted:Good quoting, goons. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Writer Cath is cut. Root Bear is cut. IMJack, you're gone. Drink-Mix Man, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Well that's super-duper, TMMadman. We've already got four girls on the team. And the balls are synthetic. And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!
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Oct 1, 2014 06:26
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IMJack posted:Well that's super-duper, TMMadman. We've already got four girls on the team. Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year.
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MondayHotDog posted:America's just like the New York Yankees: powerful and respected until the year 2000. The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day. jscolon2.0 fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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Oct 1, 2014 06:48
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Do over Ham posted:Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at CatchrNdRy's records! They stink! Yes Mr. Ham everything stinks
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Oct 1, 2014 07:40
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CatchrNdRy posted:Yes Mr. Ham everything stinks Aw, jeez. And you got the stink lines, and everything.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year. Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
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Oct 1, 2014 11:58
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Mira posted:Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza.
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Oct 1, 2014 12:24
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Frink posted:We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza. Children that was our only ball. There will be no team this year.
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Oct 1, 2014 13:01
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Do over Ham posted:Racket? Hmm...I don't approve of his "Monty Python" quoting policy...I DO approve of his "Simpsons" quoting policy...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year. Writer Cath posted:Children that was our only ball. There will be no team this year. You know those quotes that are like...double quotes?
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Oct 1, 2014 14:29
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TMMadman posted:You know those quotes that are like...double quotes? They call them fingers, but I don't see them fing.
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Oct 1, 2014 14:35
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Frink posted:We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza. Here's your turtle, alive and well.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:41
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Here's your turtle, alive and well. Is cat now!
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TMMadman posted:Good quoting, goons. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Writer Cath is cut. Root Bear is cut. IMJack, you're gone. Drink-Mix Man, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! The SituAsian didn't get cut. What a surprise!
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Do over Ham posted:Where does the Bible say "racket"? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who give those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name?!
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Crackerman posted:Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who give those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name?! Captain Wacky (later renamed Homer)
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