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Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
poop stain hurricane

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


InterFaced posted:

Shot himself a drainage ditch two weeks ago. Cops want to let it ride because they're having too much fun.

You misspelled shat

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Leonard Ghostal posted:

Frein, the poop stain hurricane

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
http://abcnews.go.com/US/accused-cop-shooter-eric-frein-reenacting-rambo-colleague/story?id=25633499

quote:

Frein is part of a collection of groups called Red Alliance that practices MilSim -- recreating battles or wars with real uniforms and weapons for recreational purposes. They are particularly interested in Eastern European armies. Frein helped found the MilSim group Eastern Wolves, said fellow reenactor Roman Kamensky.

The Eastern Wolves specialize in the tactics and battles of Eastern European armies and Frein, a marksman who is the son of retired U.S. Army major, took part in their maneuvers, Kamensky said.

"If he's re-enacting anyone, it's Rambo from the very first movie," Kamensky said. In the first Rambo movie, "First Blood," the character is a traumatized Vietnam War vet who battles sheriff's deputies who arrest and abuse him before he escapes into the woods.

quote:

Red Alliance is a community of people who practice MilSim. They communicate through an online forum about soldiers' uniforms, helmets and patches, swapping historical facts and chatting about upcoming war re-enactment events.

"We attended the same events," Kamensky said. "Red Alliance is a global community, so when you find someone in the Tri-state area, you try to meet up."

"I'm personally interested in Russian and Soviet things and that was our mutual connection," added Kamensky, who is from what is now Ukraine.

The Eastern Wolves describe themselves as a "group of military historians who have a great deal of re-enacting experience and were looking for something different to get into," on their website.

There is no way this guy can't be a goon.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


men dressing up as soldiers hunt man who dressed up as soldier

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Helical Nightmares posted:

There is no way this guy can't be a goon.

finally we have a new caro

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
cia looks to something awful as new training ground for potential, yet unstable, spec op agents

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

etalian posted:

men dressing up as soldiers hunt man who dressed up as soldier

"No! But you see we have to get into the mind of the enemy. This is some real Quantico professional profiling here. What? Ok I can swing by Wallmart for a case of tampons"

Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

Above Our Own posted:

stay safe diaper sniper

carrion kit posted:

search dog gets muzzle deep in a piss and poo poo filled diap, sneaks down a nice chunk of wet turd before running back to its pig cop handler

good boy, did you find somethin? whadja get Dakota? *dog licks the cops face and mouth* aw yea good boy yeah lick daddys face show daddy what you found

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Cream_Filling posted:

*shits ind iaper* "No I'M Spartacus"

more like Shartakus amirite

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

mr.capps posted:

cia looks to something awful as new training ground for potential, yet unstable, spec op agents

im tired of singing educational songs to children and would like to be a special ops super soldier who is a loose cannon but gets results

hit me up cia dudes

e: if necessary i am willing to sing educational songs to my fellow black ops personnel. i know a LOT of educational songs as well as the accompanying dances

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Oct 1, 2014

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

I'm surprised by how long the diper sniper has been able to elude the police. It sounds like he really knows his poo poo.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
it's funny because he is clearly way more competent than the cops but he's also a diaper-wearing lunatic

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

mr.capps posted:

finally we have a new caro

Did caro really die?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

it's funny because he is clearly way more competent than the cops but he's also a diaper-wearing lunatic

dont kinkshame

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
I hope the diaper sniper kills more cops tomorrow

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

imagine four glowsticks on the edge of a cops balls

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests


Cops are going to use the Rook to raid Leigh Valley Airsoft to cut off Frein's support network soon.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Vire posted:

Did caro really die?

he was killed by mods

if he hadnt been banned he probably would have spent all his time making insane forums posts instead of watching first aid youtubes and packing for libya

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

carrion kit posted:

search dog gets muzzle deep in a piss and poo poo filled diap, sneaks down a nice chunk of wet turd before running back to its pig cop handler

good boy, did you find somethin? whadja get Dakota? *dog licks the cops face and mouth* aw yea good boy yeah lick daddys face show daddy what you found

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Diaper Sniper v. Pooper Snooper (Penn. 2014)

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
So if the police think he is toying with them tracking him, why the gently caress do they think hes gonna leave diapers of poo poo just laying around. Sounds like it is his plan for them to find diapers full of poo and have to examine it.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Tenzarin posted:

So if the police think he is toying with them tracking him, why the gently caress do they think hes gonna leave diapers of poo poo just laying around. Sounds like it is his plan for them to find diapers full of poo and have to examine it.

These are the same cops that are in the forest flashbanging small mammals pretending they are living a Tom Clancy novel against a dude who played too many hours of ARMA II. They probably have fights over who gets to control the EOD bot that opens up each diaper.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
put some glowsticks on that bot

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
the twist will be that the diapers don't belong to the shooter, just a cop who's been patrolling for the past 6 hours and is really self-conscious about pooping in the woods

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
itd be pretty great if the diapers weren't even related to the diaper sniper and were just the leftovers of an amateur diaper fetishist shoot from a few days prior

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

How does this guy keep eluding us? We're so well trained!

*Stomps through the woods with eight other guys*
*Drives armored forklift into a bear cave*
*fires tear gas round at animals watching a deer take its first steps, takes out violent anti-government rabbit*

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

tomstuart posted:

itd be pretty great if the diapers weren't even related to the diaper sniper and were just the leftovers of an amateur diaper fetishist shoot from a few days prior

Ok we need a goon to infiltrate DiaperSpace.com yet again to see if there is a meeting in the woods.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Tenzarin posted:

Ok we need a goon to infiltrate DiaperSpace.com yet again to see if there is a meeting in the woods.

infiltrate??? arent you registered tehre?? we just need to look at the recentmeetups thread in the general board

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Wanna see The Rook go up against this little bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30ffBEa_dw

dat one portagee
Dec 6, 2006

WAT DOIN BUG?
thats the fukkin good life, making GBS threads yourself, sniping cops, smokin serbian cigs. what a god drat bad rear end

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

Lodin posted:

Wanna see The Rook go up against this little bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30ffBEa_dw

would not want to take that out into a real fight where every other guy has an rpg and is just dying to shoot it at something that's not a building

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Lazyfire posted:

How does this guy keep eluding us? We're so well trained!

*Stomps through the woods with eight other guys*
*Drives armored forklift into a bear cave*
*fires tear gas round at animals watching a deer take its first steps, takes out violent anti-government rabbit*

lol, also glowsticks.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

InterFaced posted:

lol, also glowsticks.

FBI search woods for Eric Frein at night.

Courtesy of AP Photo

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Drink Cheerwine posted:

Diaper Sniper v. Pooper Snooper (Penn. 2014)

Diaper Sniper AKA Poop Shoot

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Hahaha. I want to kiss this photographer on the mouth.



http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news/index.ssf/2014/10/eric_frein_manhunt_prompts_tem.html

"
Hunting in parts of the Poconos is temporarily off limits as the search continues for alleged cop killer Eric Frein, the Pennsylvania Game Commission announced Wednesday."

""While we realize this temporary closure might disappoint some of the hunters and trappers it affects, we're certain, too, they understand the gravity of the situation, as well as the danger in allowing the seasons to continue as scheduled," Hough said in a statement.










Army Maaaaan :neckbeard:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Ok, trigger discipline, sure, but why is he holding it with just one hand at all? Does he need to be ready to shoot his own leg at a split-second's notice?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

proof of concept posted:

Ok, trigger discipline, sure, but why is he holding it with just one hand at all? Does he need to be ready to shoot his own leg at a split-second's notice?

he'#s an elite tiwer 1 operatonr your loving human being.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh my b, my mom won't pay for xbox live anymore after she heard me say a swear :(

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The National Guard doesn't have nearly as good gear. The gently caress man?

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