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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
@desiato
Chris Desiato
Posts 67 • Following 7343 • Followers 635

OFFICIAL ELLO OF DESIATO :Dj, Talent Seeker, Music Connoisseur,Psychological Studies Expert N̸͚̣̠̘̥̭̆͐̾̈ͨ́͝ǫ̧͎͈̰̪̤̫̤̹̻̅͐̓̊̓̌͑ͣͭi̠̠͓ͧͥ͜s͚̰̞̹̳ͭ͗̾̓ͪ͗̉e̞̱̣̩̖̠ͧ̌͠...

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
@michaelseitz
Michael Seitz
Posts 52 • Following 8399 • Followers 864

Digital Marketer interested in disruptive technology. Looking for a new career challenge.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

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@frompo
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Search And Share Anything You Like With Your Social Network. Discover What's Trending On The Best Sites Of The Web. Join Our Social Discovery Tool - It's Free

The Impossible Is Possible On Frompo.com

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
@sublimate
Sublimate Records
Posts 19 • Following 8129 • Followers 1024

Art & Music collective based in Portland, OR. We throw the Sublimate monthly at the Rose bar every 4th Thursday in downtown PDX. Sound. Design. Art. Code. Creativity. Share with us!

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
@bori
Bori Mischief
Posts 232 • Following 7800 • Followers 1697

Artist / Fashion Designer / I Smell Like Kittens
Location: SF / NYC / RUSSIA
Owner of the brands below ↓↓↓

deathleague.net soberisexy.com instagram.com/BoriMischief

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
im not copying this from a clickhole article btw these are all actual ello users that follow me and hopefully read my last post all the way down to "RAZOR, he murmurs"

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

cept for frompo cause he's banned or something

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
@kurtybot
Kurt Braget
Posts 59 • Following 10973 • Followers 1556

Startup / tech junky. I'm building an app called Hey.

Get it on the App Store:
heyapp.co itunes.apple.com/us/app/HEY_APP/id916476906


ten loving thousand, do these dudes just run an add all-script?

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

flakeloaf posted:

cept for frompo cause he's banned or something

its still on there, this is their last post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

k maybe i just suck at searching

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i for one am shocked that this exciting new product doesn't seamlessly allow unconnected users to find each other by name

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
they could just have a "find your facebook friends" button iirc nothing about the facebook api forbids that

+ it would make lots of people really really mad

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
my facebook feed exploded with irl friends talking about/asking for ello invites, then every conversation turned to "wow this seems really sucky?" from non-developer friends and "ho yeah it's real sucky" from developers

the story of ello

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

that shoulda been my name
i'm mister ello frame
cause you can scroll right by me
click right through me
and never know i'm there

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

newreply.php posted:

@kurtybot
Kurt Braget
Posts 59 • Following 10973 • Followers 1556

Startup / tech junky. I'm building an app called Hey.

Get it on the App Store:
heyapp.co itunes.apple.com/us/app/HEY_APP/id916476906


ten loving thousand, do these dudes just run an add all-script?

i think we're probably still early enough in the existence of ello that it's possible to literally follow every other ello user

57Hz
Jan 27, 2009

A white-noise buzzing sound.
i love how terrible ello is. something new fucks up in an amusing way every day.

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
turns out designers that think they can code are as dumb as coders that think they can design

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

drat i shoulda been a gimmick account @spectateswamp so i could've posted about SSDS

wit
Jul 26, 2011
I love that their logo is https://photofunia.com/categories/galleries/art_gallery

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
their site also uses watermarked stock photos

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

quote:

They shoulda called it Elillillio.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mds pls btw

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
has anyone tried to register the usernames "friends"? lotsa pageviews in that racket

wit
Jul 26, 2011

newreply.php posted:

has anyone tried to register the usernames "friends"? lotsa pageviews in that racket

more than delete-account?

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
this site is really bad and i can't even make a post post anymore.

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

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turns out designers that think they can code are as dumb as coders that think they can design

these designers can't design either

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

coders who think they can program are worse than coders who think they can design or designers who think they can code

(if it's not COBOL or BASIC it's not really programming or actually useful)

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
there was a report about this on npr yesterday thankfully i missed it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


thankfully i miss all of npr

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

57Hz posted:

i love how terrible ello is. something new fucks up in an amusing way every day.

my favourite is when the feed fucks up but you're not sure whether it's hosed up because everything's just plain white anyway. not being able to tell whether something's broken or whether the site's just terrible seems to be a theme tbh - like i'm sure it displays some items in the feed out of order but i can't tell because nothing has a proper timestamp.

and the need it has for me to click 'login' every time i revisit the site which happens about 3 times every time i go on there because the home button on the site (at least i assume it is, it's not labelled) fails to work about half the time. i also like how clicking the login link (it seems to remember your session but takes you to the registration page regardless until you click login) on mobile inevitably ends up with you hitting the touch target to swipe to another pane of the registration page. this happens at least twice whenever i use the site on mobile, genuinely thought i couldn't log in until i tapped it just right.

i also have no idea whether @mentioning someone when you comment on their post is necessary; i don't think it does because the site only seems to see fit to add the @mention about half the time.

and the tendency to randomly triple post. again, i had no idea whether my feed had just hosed up and was displaying 3 pics of famed uk grime mc and internet personality big narstie or whether it uploaded 3 by accident. the viewcount was 1 higher on one of the images so i presume it actually triple posted.


all in all i give it an 8.5/10

Generic Monk fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Oct 2, 2014

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

newreply.php posted:

has anyone tried to register the usernames "friends"? lotsa pageviews in that racket
i tried using an invite to myself to make a second account and making my username "friends" "join" "enter" and "invite" and it wouldn't let me so they figured out that much i guess

streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat
disrupt stuff

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

flakeloaf posted:

that shoulda been my name
i'm mister ello frame
cause you can scroll right by me
click right through me
and never know i'm there

5

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
who r the rapscallions that are taking invite codes and not posting in the thread that they have taken said codes

very disrespectful

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
making fun of clueless brands/advertisers on twitter is part of what makes twitter so great. i cant imagine my social network without it.

wit
Jul 26, 2011
here is one. already-you-feel-89ac89

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
window-execution-from-f205ac
notice-sight-nearly-2be897
we-read-muttering-sea-b77b89
call-ready-cross-0eccc8
evidence-hare-44a28f

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
i just registered as ellosupport

what should i do with it

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
flowerbeds-rabbit-916f66
dinah-off-making-9668c5
foot-breath-fireirons-ebf633
burning-want-neck-52ef4c
after-way-felt-here-7a7cc6

ello.co/join

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BANME.sh posted:

i just registered as ellosupport

what should i do with it

support ello :rolleyes:

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