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40-something year old woman posted this of her 20-something year old boyfriend (husband?). Ugh, why would anyone share this?
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Oct 1, 2014 23:08
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Good on her.quote:Just for fun :)
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Oct 1, 2014 23:19
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Oh my god he needs to shave that loving mustache right now.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:20
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Jaime L liked and shared this.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:38
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:40-something year old woman posted this of her 20-something year old boyfriend (husband?)  How did that happen?
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Oct 2, 2014 00:27
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karl fungus posted:
They met while both working at a gas station. She has 4 children already from 2 previous marriages. The guy pictured is a raging racist and all-around idiot, so I don't have any qualms about posting his pic. The other day his wife (pink; apparently they're married) posted that he was going to "re-enlist" in the army. The first time he enlisted, he never went to boot camp, because despite having multiple chances, he was never able to piss clean. Apparently, they wouldn't let him in for a second shot and it's because he has tattoos and "no college" (the latter I wasn't aware was a requirement for the Army infantry), not the whole drug test thing. Surprisingly, no one calls them out on this.  Edit: Forgot to blur out one of the names. Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 02:50 on Oct 2, 2014 |
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Oct 2, 2014 00:46
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Both of those reasons are BS but especially the college one, a lot of people join the military just so they can afford to go to college after. He needs to get in some serious trouble for wearing that uniform when he was never a service member, and for wearing it so terribly. What a shithead.
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Oct 2, 2014 00:50
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Holy gently caress. Everything about these two people is gently caress. How did you get to know them?
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Oct 2, 2014 01:00
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karl fungus posted:
My mom is 18 years older than my stepdad. She takes really good care of herself though, so most people think it's a 10-year gap, max. Referring to her as the "dirty old professor" is something I have learned to do from outside striking distance.
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Oct 2, 2014 01:22
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The "no college" thing is definitely horse poo poo. It is not, nor has it ever been a requirement for enlisted personnel. Not a degree, not any amount of credits. An officer would be different but I don't think that applies here.
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Oct 2, 2014 01:23
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I don't think I'll ever get tired of grown adults getting confused and angry over 2nd grade common core math problems.
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Oct 2, 2014 01:30
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Chomp8645 posted:The "no college" thing is definitely horse poo poo. It is not, nor has it ever been a requirement for enlisted personnel. Not a degree, not any amount of credits. Unless he went into the recruitment office or wherever with a sense of entitlement wanting a higher position straight away.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:16
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Blue is the best in that convo. Simultaneously insulting the goof and trying to get him killed.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:18
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The current state of beards.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:24
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Oct 2, 2014 02:40
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karl fungus posted:Holy gently caress. Everything about these two people is gently caress. How did you get to know them? The guy was a roommate of mine when I lived out-of-state for an internship a little over a year ago. Back then, he wasn't involved with his now-wife.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:46
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 You sure showed those little children whose boss, didn't you, you 22 year old?
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Oct 2, 2014 03:01
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semper eh  And a typical 'if only you had been beaten regularly' thing from someone whom has never done so, but apparently now agrees with it: 
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Oct 2, 2014 03:01
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There were never any rebellious teens in the 50s or any other time in the past! Not a single one!
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Oct 2, 2014 03:40
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mng posted:semper eh This is pretty great, I don't know why you posted this in the "idiots" thread.
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Oct 2, 2014 03:58
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:This is pretty great, I don't know why you posted this in the "idiots" thread. Oh no you're right, it is awesome. It wasn't posted on my FB, I just thought it fit with all the military talk  GiP posters will agree that it's 100% accurate.
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Oct 2, 2014 04:10
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Hot off my news feed: 
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Oct 2, 2014 04:14
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FadedReality posted:Hot off my news feed: If you can't handle me when you're blind drunk, well. NEXT!
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Oct 2, 2014 04:17
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mng posted:If you can't handle me when you're blind drunk, well. NEXT! My initial reaction was "so, don't water yourself down further than the initial 50%?"
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Oct 2, 2014 04:21
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mng posted:If you can't handle me when you're blind drunk, well. NEXT! No, it's saying to piss off if you call him out for being half the man he could be.
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Oct 2, 2014 04:22
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Easily the best version of this I've read.
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Oct 2, 2014 06:10
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Picnic Princess posted:There were never any rebellious teens in the 50s or any other time in the past! Not a single one! Those rebellious teens are the old crotchety people of today. Just the way it's always been since pretty much the beginning of recorded history.  It is funny though that we got people like the 50s "greasers" (or whatever they called rebellious kids then) and hippies from the generations that apparently got their rear end beat regularly but that doesn't count.
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Oct 2, 2014 12:18
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Kimmalah posted:Those rebellious teens are the old crotchety people of today. Just the way it's always been since pretty much the beginning of recorded history. It takes 40 years for the beatings you get in childhood to take effect. That's why they all turned out okay in the end.
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Oct 2, 2014 12:22
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Yeah I'm pretty sure child abuse contributes to negative behaviors. Oh look. But I'm sure their answer would be "that's not talking about spanking! Spanking isn't abuse!"
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Oct 2, 2014 12:29
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:Yeah I'm pretty sure child abuse contributes to negative behaviors. Oh look. You can't fool me with your fancy schmancy studies and common sense. 
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Oct 2, 2014 12:31
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I wish there were more elderly greasers, though I imagine the likelihood of baldness is a deal-breaker.
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Oct 2, 2014 13:32
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Wasabi the J posted:Example: guy with autism talking about jokes. I know this is the thread where it's almost tradition to not get jokes and all, but please don't tell me that you haven't been able to work out that the professional comedian Stewart Lee plays a caricature of himself during his shows. It's not exactly subtle.
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Oct 2, 2014 14:03
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EL BROMANCE posted:I know this is the thread where it's almost tradition to not get jokes and all... You're doing a fine job upholding tradition, but I'll explain my joke as well. I dislike how his vehicle for humor isn't very humorous, and it focuses entirely on the premise that the Top Gear hosts are not, themselves, caricatures.
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Oct 2, 2014 14:34
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Wasabi the J posted:You're doing a fine job upholding tradition, but I'll explain my joke as well. I dislike how his vehicle for humor isn't very humorous, and it focuses entirely on the premise that the Top Gear hosts are not, themselves, caricatures. You conveyed that incredibly well in your post, except for the part where you just posted a Stewart Lee clip for no reason other than you don't like him.
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Oct 2, 2014 15:35
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Drive thru pay-it-forwards are dumb and make me irrationally annoyed. The only generous person was the first one or anyone in the middle that spent more than they intended. And even then, you're just buying cheap McDonald's for people who were already going to buy it for themselves.
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Oct 2, 2014 15:40
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SpliffClavin posted:Drive thru pay-it-forwards are dumb and make me irrationally annoyed. The only generous person was the first one or anyone in the middle that spent more than they intended. And even then, you're just buying cheap McDonald's for people who were already going to buy it for themselves. Tell us more about the cool small things people do for each other that drives you crazy
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Oct 2, 2014 15:46
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I feel like if the most annoying thing your friends do is appreciate or participate in small random acts of kindness, that's a good life.
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Oct 2, 2014 15:48
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I really hate it too honestly. Everybody just pay for what they were supposed to pay for. What if I just got a coffee and the guy behind me ordered 15 meals?
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Oct 2, 2014 15:57
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If you stop the chain, it's not like anyone behind you is going to know. Use your coffee money to give the staff a tip or something, unless there's a policy that strictly forbids tipping at McDonalds. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if there was.
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Oct 2, 2014 16:00
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Yeah, but then I'm the rear end in a top hat!
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Oct 2, 2014 16:01
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